Sanders
06.22.11 | Agree with most of these, but the 7 year-old me loves Transformers when the 23 year-old knows I should hate it. |
Trebor.
06.22.11 | I like 4 of these.
I despise the rest. |
thunder15
06.22.11 | true grit is good. turn up the volume you big silly |
MisterSteel
06.22.11 | Wolverine was lolbad, all I can think of when someone mentions that movie is the scene of him in the mirror with those obnoxiously fake claws. |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | Donnie Darko rules so hard. A couple of the others are alright. |
thunder15
06.22.11 | I have, but not in a while. would you say it's miles better? |
Sanders
06.22.11 | Yeah, the plot was gash. The new one looks pretty awesome aesthetically, and it'll be dumb fun, but I can't help but wonder what kind of shit characters, inane dialogue and ridiculous racist stereotypes Michael Bay can cram into the likely 3 hour run-time.
We can live in hope though....right? |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | "Donnie Darko is the biggest bunch of jumbled, nonsensical bullshit I've ever watched in my life."
Oh come on. Just by this list alone I know you're a knowledgeable enough moviegoer to have seen some David Lynch stuff before. |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | The matrix is good, come on. If you hated the first one, you must despise the other two.
Transformers is worth it just for the stunning visual effects + megan fox |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | Eh ok |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | I don't do drugs so I guess I just suck at movies |
SpiralBorn
06.22.11 | Agree with most of this but 10,5,3,1 were all pretty fucking awesome movies |
Yotimi
06.22.11 | Kill Bill is awesome. |
MO
06.22.11 | Just watched 6, yea it was pretty bad. Agree with the new Transformers flicks, but the original cartoon movie is too good. THANK you for the two Kll Bll's being here, god those movies sucked a bunch of anus. |
accompliceofmydeath
06.22.11 | Great albums, not great movies. |
Satellite
06.22.11 | spider-man 3
inception
avatar
the hangover
shrek |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | Spider-Man 3 rules, I don't care what anyone says |
Satellite
06.22.11 | no, it's seriously one of the most poorly-written/acted films i've ever seen |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | Ohh |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | inception?! wtf
also the hangover is hilarious, if you didnt laugh at that movie you need to lighten up |
SpiralBorn
06.22.11 | @Satelllite fully agree about avatar that movie was fucking terrible so cliche and boring |
Crymsonblaze
06.22.11 | Yeah that one I do agree with |
opblaaskonijn
06.22.11 | Kill Bill rules, anyone who disagrees is gay. k. |
Satellite
06.22.11 | there are so many films/tv series WAAAYYY funnier than the hangover. it's especially disappointing considering how funny most of those actors are.
inception would've been good if they hadn't dumbed it down so goddamn much. ellen page's character pretty much existed solely to ask the questions dumb rednecks in the audience were asking. |
JAV
06.22.11 | Transformers is a movie tutorial on explosion and special effects. Having the Matrix, Kill Bill and X-men 2 makes me question your sanity. |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | well I loved the hangover, people find different things funny that's all
and your right about Ellen Page I suppose, dont like her as an actress either. needed more natalie portman... |
Snowball
06.22.11 | love 4 and 2 but each to their own |
Ovrot
06.22.11 | Hey!
I actually liked the new True Grit over the original.
js |
Satellite
06.22.11 | i actually do like page as an actress. juno was a great film imo. |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | meh juno. I'd take Inception any day of the week. |
KeithStone582
06.22.11 | the room. A Tommy Wisseau film. |
BadgerOverdose
06.22.11 | I completely agree with The Hangover. Due to the reviews, I went in expecting it to be hilarious but I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I actually laughed. |
NigelH
06.22.11 | Love 2, thought True Grit was pretty good too....but the rest of these are pretty meh. |
Satellite
06.22.11 | his little online talk show between two ferns is fucking hysterical |
NickelbackFTL
06.22.11 | Like 10,4, 2.
X-Men Origins is awful, especially how the made Deadpool, THE FUCKING MERC WITH A MOUTH, MOUTHLESS. Ocean's 12 was pretty bad yeah. Transformers was pretty "meh" overall. The Matrix has not aged well at all. |
DominionMM1
06.22.11 | Agree with most of these, but the 7 year-old me loves Transformers when the 23 year-old knows I should hate it.
The 7 year-old me loves Transformers, too, which is why Michael Bay's version completely sucked. Megatron is a gun, not a jet. And Bumblebee is a Beetle, not a Camaro. It completely abandons the original Transformers. Plot sucks. Dialogue sucks. Michael Bay sucks. |
DocSportello
06.22.11 | "the room. A Tommy Wisseau film."
Excuse me, but The Room is an American classic right on par with any Tennessee Williams film adaptations. |
Ovrot
06.22.11 | Shia Le'bouf made the movie shit.
|
Sanders
06.22.11 | The robots were the best part of the film, irrespective of what they looked. Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox were the worst part, along with the ADHD editing of the action scenes. And the script. And the plot.
Optimus Prime was cool though. |
ButcheredChildren
06.22.11 | THANK YOU
True Grit fucking sucked |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | what do you expect? It's a film about giant transforming robots |
Ovrot
06.22.11 | Real Steel is gonna rule |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | @sanders, how is megan fox a negative? I'd rather see megan fox on screen (acting or otherwise) than a giant metal robot |
ButcheredChildren
06.22.11 | Worse than Kill Bill
Ultraviolet ahahahaha |
Sanders
06.22.11 | @sanders, how is megan fox a negative? I'd rather see megan fox on screen (acting or otherwise) than a giant metal robot
She's got a cracking body, but her face makes me think she'd be a complete cunt. She has little place in a film about giant transforming robots, but I'm sure she'd be a great asset to a porn film. |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | it's an entertaining film, it wasn't as though they were trying to win an oscar or anything |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | and you won't find giant robots battling to death in a porno, so transformers is better than a porno |
NickelbackFTL
06.22.11 | but there isn't sex in transformers, so a porno is better than transformers |
RyanWilson
06.22.11 | Lolshit you're so original hating on (for the most part) good films |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | you're right, comparing transformers to a porno is one of the more ridiculous ideas I've had |
Satellite
06.22.11 | megan fox is honestly kinda fugly
i mean even if she were the hottest woman in the world, why would her inclusion warrant seeing such godawful films?
(sometimes i forget the median age on sputnik is ~14) |
TheJackal
06.22.11 | and I'm not 14 by the way. I just enjoy watching movies with giant robots destroying each other sometimes, is that such a crime? |
NickelbackFTL
06.23.11 | Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (the Transformers 3 love interest) >>>>>>> Megan Fox btw |
Chrisjon89
06.23.11 | Megan Fox isn't ugly though really. That's poopy talk. I've never seen any of her movies except about 5 minutes of Jennifer's Body.
I take it the list maker doesn't like Keanu Reeves which I can totally understand. His acting is more wooden than something built primarily from wood. But he's smarter than people give him credit for being, because he turned down Speed 2, where the boat plows through land. And that film would have made my top 10 worst movies I think. |
Ire
06.23.11 | Coupon: The Movie |
Chrisjon89
06.23.11 | Coupon: The Movie - haven't seen this but lol. |
Ovrot
06.23.11 | the new love interest in transformers 3 < Megan Fox |
Acanthus
06.23.11 | Disagree with 1, I feel like the issue you have with it is due to this not being 1999 anymore. |
Ire
06.23.11 | i'm going to get really blazed and watch transformers 3 and see how long it takes me to sober up and realize that the movie is awful
|
Crymsonblaze
06.23.11 | It'll probably suck but it has Alan Tudyk so that's a million cool points right there. |
foreverendeared
06.23.11 | John Wayne was good in true grit but he definitely didn't deserve the oscar for it. |
foreverendeared
06.23.11 | "i'm going to get really blazed and watch transformers 3 and see how long it takes me to sober up and realize that the movie is awful"
I give it 30 minutes max. |
scissorlocked
06.23.11 | you should be raped for 5 |
Kubrick
06.23.11 | Quentin Tarantino is one of your favorite directors and you hate Kill Bill? It basically contains every element that defines Tarantino as a director. Like it's pretty much Tarantino being Tarantino for 4 hours. |
whywontyoudie
06.23.11 | I agree so hard with most of this list |
Dev518
06.23.11 | The Matrix may not be a classic, but it is certainly not worthy of being on a list called 10 Worst Movies. I also strongly disagree with your listing of both True Grit and Kill Bill. |
sixthgoldenticket
06.23.11 | 10 and 5 (albums) fucking rule |
Leviathan8937
06.23.11 | Matrix 2 and 3 were average ,the first one rules .Kill bill is good and transformers is just meh .
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omnipanzer
06.23.11 | I disagree with 2 but the rest are cool. I'm sure you expected this. I'm not a big Uma Thurman fan either. |
ShinXetsu
06.23.11 | If these are your worst movies (Mainly 5,4, and 1) you really haven't seen enough bad ones. Which can be interpreted as a good thing but I digress. |
coneren
06.23.11 | 5 sucked pretty bad probably in my top 20. 3 was fucking boring |
NickelbackFTL
06.23.11 | this isn't his list of worst movies of all time, the list was "10 Worst Movies... That you furry faggots probably love." So it's movies that probably most of Sputnik likes, but he doesn't. |
ShinXetsu
06.23.11 | Yeah, it looks like my reading comprehension was a little lacking when I browsed the list. |
Crymsonblaze
06.23.11 | "5 sucked pretty bad probably in my top 20."
No. |
coneren
06.23.11 | yeah |
toxin.
06.23.11 | I loved The Matrix. I may have been five when it came out (I think), but at that point I loved it. |
TheJackal
06.23.11 | you watched the matrix when you were 5? I doubt that |
astrel
06.23.11 | The original True Grit sucked too bro. Most of this list is just boring hyperbole. |
YetAnotherBrick
06.23.11 | list is missing The Cat In the Hat and Hot Tub Time Machine. |
CrisStyles
06.23.11 | Ghost Rider and The Spirit.... |
AnotherBrick
06.23.11 | man i'd be pissed if i were you |
PistolPete
06.23.11 | dude have you seen the other pirates movies? man if you didn't like the first one those would probably make you wanna jump off a building. |
PistolPete
06.23.11 | also dragonball: evolution? fuck me that was excruciating to watch |
SexPanther
06.23.11 | 5 is so great but sdarko is worse than true grit which was HORRIBLE. |
mariothehedgehog
06.23.11 | the kill bill movies rule
where's battlefield earth? |
BallsToTheWall
06.23.11 | Yeah i love Kill Bill, was indifferent to Darko and dug True Grit although I was dissapointed in Josh Brolin's role, Josh Brolin rules but not here. |
TomServo
06.23.11 | I couldn't agree with you more about Pirates of Caribbean. I could not understand why everyone seemed to love those movies. I found the first one so damn boring and never wanted to see any of the others. Depp and Rush were the only redeeming parts like you said. |
Parallels
06.23.11 | YOU CANT SAY ANY OF THESE ARE BAD IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE SEQUELS TO THE NEVERENDING STORY |
foreverendeared
06.23.11 | YOU TAKE THAT BACK |
Parallels
06.23.11 | LOL |
Slum
06.23.11 | People actually like Battle LA and Transformers? |
dnor
06.23.11 | The local theater in my town recently did a promotional thing where they showed free movies on Saturdays and Sundays, this last Saturday was the 1969 version of True Grit, and I thought it was phenomenal. Now I want to see the new one and compare them, and see if you're right. |
Scoot
06.23.11 | transformers 2 was lolbad, 3 will be even
worse |
acorncheese
06.23.11 | yeah except curse of the black pearl rules come at me |
ninjuice
06.23.11 | hahahahahahaha
Oh, you're actually serious? |
telebyrd
06.23.11 | lol it seems like you were born yesterday... none of these movies are either old or terrible. Want to watch a truly horrid film? Village of the Damned, by John Carpenter. what a joke. |
toxin.
06.23.11 | TheJackal, when did it come out? Probably a year after release, I watched it (born in 1994). For some odd reason, my parents did not care at all (which is weird because they're Asian-strict). So since I remember watching at my house, I was at least 6. I'm pretty sure I was that young because I moved into a different house at age 7 and it definitely was in the old house.
I don't even know if there's any material inappropriate for a six-year old (besides violence, which is overrated anyways) because I watched it so long ago lol. |
Yoshizoid
06.23.11 | http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom
you people should check out these gems |
combustion07
06.23.11 | Music on this list is the shit |
Ssssssss
06.24.11 | new x men was pretty good |
WoodyGuthrie
12.16.11 | battle:la sucked a fat one, jesus, i saw it in theaters and i wanted to shoot myself in the face |
Ire
12.16.11 | dum list |
Auschwitz
12.16.11 | 10 and 2 are good. fuck off. |
Ire
12.16.11 | like srsly 2 is amazing wtf went wrong in your life |
sifFlammable
12.16.11 | "an offensible addition to the sci-fi genre"
totally agree battle los angeles was so fucking hilariously bad i nearly threw up from the retarded camera-spasms |
TomArnoldsArmpit
12.16.11 | "new x men was pretty good"
No. It was shit and my rooster is cogburning |
Crymsonblaze
12.16.11 | I agree the new X-Men was awful. Probably tied with Last Stand for the worst one. |
Crymsonblaze
12.16.11 | But Donnie Darko is amazing so this list is completely invalidated anyway. |
RooseveltsGhost
12.16.11 | If John "Maryann" Wayne wasn't a shit-eating racist, then he wouldn't have taken about half the roles I've seen him play. Fuck him. |
Auschwitz
12.16.11 | everybody is racist. shut the fuck up. |
Satellite
12.16.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqCKQiCIJWg |