TheAnalyzer: The Analyzer Goes Public

TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Opeth
omnipanzer 12.15.10	needs more (something).
climactic 12.15.10	alright sick i'm gonna write a few
Inveigh 12.15.10	I think this is a good idea
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	Hope this stays active. Some of the profiles made me hard so laugh that I fell.
climactic 12.15.10	wait...question. Should we phrase our analyzations as "TheAnalyzer believes that user ____..." etc etc?
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Thats how we did it but you can pretty much do whatever you want.
alachlahol 12.15.10	no point in analyzing someone if it cant be a brutally scathing commentary
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	None of the other ones were "brutually scathing"
Electric City 12.15.10	dont write about yourselves guys be fun
omnipanzer 12.15.10	@alachlahol: I'm not the least bit surprised you would feel that way..
Enotron 12.15.10	wait was chan right? great idea though!
climactic 12.15.10	Alright got it.
alachlahol 12.15.10	was pretty offended by some of your profiles
couldwinarabbit 12.15.10	cause sputnik isn't already a big enough circle jerk.
Inveigh 12.15.10	Eno: see Hans' list today for an explanation, but essentially, yes.
SeaAnemone 12.15.10	what if I write an analysis of a person I dislike, thinly-veiled with sarcastic remarks and hyperbole, and give them a "good score" when it's obviously just trashing them? and not make it funny?
Electric City 12.15.10	well theanalyzer did that with me and chan so fair game apparently
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	just make sure to have positives too. For a blueprint read any of the former ones. Not really cause I think they are quality, but they were positive enough to not get banned while still taking shots at people.
SeaAnemone 12.15.10	oh man I didn't even notice but yeah, I guess you're right @EC
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	The one about EC and Chan was done as a reaction to Chan accusing me. I had someone else write it because I wanted to prove that I wasnt logged in as the Analyzer. As I said before, sure it was sarcastic, but almost every positive point that was pointed out was true.
omnipanzer 12.15.10	call in the officers?
SeaAnemone 12.15.10	(don't really feel like getting into it because I'm going to get to studying here buuuut...) didn't chan go through like every point you made later in that list and kinda refute them? I mean they really weren't accurate, I don't think oh well, no big deal either way, obviously
omnipanzer 12.15.10	doh! thats Chris Hansen.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	He didnt really refute them tbh.
BallsToTheWall 12.15.10	Fucking hipsters. How do they work?
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	Omnipanzer: Maybe he was talkin' 'bout this guy: http://www.optimumnutrition.com/images/team/0_JohnHansen.jpg
Inveigh 12.15.10	lol oh my god so much controversy! it was me who wrote the other list yesterday, and it was done in about 10 minutes, tops. and it has nothing to do with whether or not I like Chan and EC (don't really have much of an opinion either way, though i do enjoy reading their reviews and Chan's Plans) -- it was more about the fact that Chan was obviously trying to make himself look cool or something by "outing" Hans as The Analyzer. So I decided to make sarcastic jabs at all the other things that other people seem to think make him cool on here. It was hastily written, and obviously you didn't find it funny Sea, but let's not take it so seriously, k?
kris. 12.15.10	magical organic fruit n veggies
bloc 12.15.10	Holy crap, who's The Analyzer then? EDIT: Ah, I got it.
omnipanzer 12.15.10	Hah! why would anyone care what he would do... you sir get a ROFLCOPTOR whoopa!whoopa!whoopa!whoopa!whoopa!whoopa!whoopa!whoopa!
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Inveigh I thought it was great, especially the line about Downer looking like a cross between Tom Brady and a swan. Seriously though, I love Downers reviews.
Inveigh 12.15.10	thank you Analyzer, your patronage is much appreciated.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	lol
KILL 12.15.10	:O
SeaAnemone 12.15.10	I mean it just seems sorta silly to assume things like A) chan was doing it to make himself look cool lol and B) the majority of the userbase has a generally reverential opinion of chan which, as evidenced by that last list that just got locked... is pretty far-fetched.
greg84 12.15.10	Ya. As I recall this line was hilarious.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	KILL you were actually the inspiration for the whole thing. I saw you were being hilarious talking about thrashin fuckin hardcore (even more so than usual), and felt like ribbing you a little and talkin bout fuckin THRASH.
BallsToTheWall 12.15.10	sputniksoapopera.com
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Eric, do you ever stop fellating the staff? Of course Chan did it to be cool. There were 3 other people that knew about this as a fact, and they never said anything. Tons of people suspected but said they wouldnt spoil the fun. Chan did it to prove he that he simply just fucking could.
omnipanzer 12.15.10	I think it's more like www.sputnikdramedy.com
KILL 12.15.10	i am honoured! fuck chan he sold out he used to be one of the users people now hes just another corporate clone
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	There's something more gay than Wrestling..?
omnipanzer 12.15.10	@Hep: thats not possible
thebhoy 12.15.10	No you guys have it all wrong the analyzer is chan
CelestialDust 12.15.10	shit just got real
Waior 12.15.10	Don't let users analyse themselves. Just don't accept those, please. It'll be a lot more productive and interesting if you were to exclude those.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	TheChanylzer
omnipanzer 12.15.10	shit just got real [2]
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Thats a decent point Waior, noted.
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	Chan just got real [3]
Inveigh 12.15.10	yeah I guess I wasn't trying to say that the userbase reveres chan, more so a select few users and a lot of staff. or really just you, Sea ;-) and I'd like to know what other reason there could be for chan doing that yesterday, other than an attempt to look cool.
BallsToTheWall 12.15.10	shit just got real [4] The walls are breaking down, the laws of mankind are shattering, social order is in decay, sanity has since been replaced with madness. This could only be Cthulhu's doing.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Balls I want you to write one on Hawks or Spirit or one of your BMF companions.
Strider 12.15.10	Awesome idea!
Waior 12.15.10	If I wrote one, the Canadian/British spellings would tip everyone off to the fact that I wrote it.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	I could edit that easily Waior. We only speak American around these here parts.
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	All hail the flying Spaghetti monster.. err.. wait.. I mean.. Cthulu!
omnipanzer 12.15.10	I love Cthulhu... he's the bestest.
coneren 12.15.10	i'll write 37
Waior 12.15.10	"I could edit that easily Waior. We only speak American around these here parts." Well, YOU JUST LOST YOURSELF A BUSINESS PARTNER.
SeaAnemone 12.15.10	"yeah I guess I wasn't trying to say that the userbase reveres chan, more so a select few users and a lot of staff. or really just you, Sea ;-)" don't know why I'm accused of this... chan on I disagree on a lot, like it'd be worthless to go into detail but he's generally a dick to me (even if he is kidding some of those times), and sometimes he's nice to me but either way I rarely interact with him "and I'd like to know what other reason there could be for chan doing that yesterday, other than an attempt to look cool." I'm assuming he did it just to rain on your parade but maybe not
Strider 12.15.10	Cthulu ftw
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Caleb, we want your contributions. If you really want me to post something with incorrect spellings, like colour, I will do it.
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	"I love Cthulhu... he's the bestest." And looks the coolest.
Winsomniac 12.15.10	TehJunalyzer.
Inveigh 12.15.10	"I'm assuming he did it just to rain on your parade but maybe not" lol either way he's a dick hole for that also yeah I was just giving you shit about the chan thing Sea bc I know you get that a lot
Waior 12.15.10	"aleb, we want your contributions. If you really want me to post something with incorrect spellings, like colour, I will do it." Haha, no, I was just messing around. If I have time, I may contribute.
SeaAnemone 12.15.10	"bc I know you get that a lot" basically just Hans and minions but whatevs no big deal.... uuggghhhh back to theology
LG 12.15.10	Meh theanalyzer is kinda lame now
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	Blasphemy!
bloc 12.15.10	lol "aleb" That just made my day
slep 12.15.10	Let me get this straight: basically TheAnalyzer is Hans but he had Inveigh log in to write a analysis of Chan/EC because he wanted to prove chan wasn't right about his identity, even though he was? Holy shit.
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Not quite: I had the idea one day just to rib at KILL, then Winsomniac acted like a huge attention whore, so had to write about that. People seemed to like the idea so just kept continuing it, asked Inveigh to help because theres no way one person can hve this much information about the users, Inveigh wrote 4 of them, there was another unidentified person who wrote one, and a few others who were considering helping, so it was more than just me. But yeah, Chan called me out yesterday so Inveigh logged in to prove that I wasn't logged in as the Analyzer.
LG 12.15.10	Just do one on all the mods and then scrap the whole idea.
alachlahol 12.15.10	already two lists deep and a bigger deal is being made out of this alt than should have ever been
Wolfhorde 12.15.10	Drags.
DGTLPRTY 12.15.10	lol missed this whole thing
wyankeif1337 12.15.10	sick, brah
porch 12.15.10	"alright sick i'm gonna write a few" this won't turn out well just move his emails directly to the spam folder
alachlahol 12.15.10	you mean junk folder
porch 12.15.10	yeah you're right
alachlahol 12.15.10	just put everything in the junk folder unless previously approved by porch or myself
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	Somebody write one for Porch. I kept meaning to get around to it.
thebhoy 12.15.10	I'm going to write one for... THEANALYZER. WHOA REFLEXIVITY
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	blow some minds.
tiesthatbind 12.15.10	Ah, cool, I may submit one or two when I feel like it.
Knott- 12.15.10	this shit is seriously depressing
TheAnalyzer 12.15.10	would be hilarious if Knott/MJ submitted profiles of each other.
omnipanzer 12.15.10	Hans and a few others and they didn't... evidently Chan outed them. I think thats close enough.
omnipanzer 12.15.10	Look at Bighans latest list for more details if you want them.
Counterfeit 12.15.10	someone review me pls
BigHans 12.15.10	Feiter ask Maniac to do it
PuddlesPuddles 12.15.10	counterfeit 8.7/10
Relinquished 12.15.10	still betting no one can review me correctly
BigHans 12.15.10	Someone do Ovrot, he really really wanted a profile.
Counterfeit 12.15.10	maniac will just be a complete cunt about it though...but maybe..
Counterfeit 12.15.10	jk maniac u know i luv u gimme a 12/10 pls
BigHans 12.15.10	well, he is a complete cunt by nature
Counterfeit 12.15.10	yeah true im on it
AnotherBrick 12.15.10	brick 10/10. take it on Hans
BigHans 12.15.10	Im taking a leave of absense in writing these Brick, letting everyone contribute. You could bribe one of your bros to do it. Like Enrique.
AnotherBrick 12.15.10	hahahaha that's an awesome idea
Counterfeit 12.15.10	I'd write one but im not clever enough and dont pay attention enough. edit: k im probs clever enough but i dont pay attention enough"
bungy 12.16.10	doing myself I'm getting a 10
couldwinarabbit 12.16.10	People better spell right (english) not wrong (merican)
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Peouple bettour spell wright.
Apollo 12.16.10	alachlahol seriously, you have to be one of the worst users on the site. Seriously STFU and GTFO. Fucking people from Ottawa. Bunch of douchebags.
couldwinarabbit 12.16.10	...me and scream are from ottawa :(
Winsomniac 12.16.10	I had to scroll so far up to see what post you were referring to, Apollo.
Apollo 12.16.10	lmao no your cool rabbit and so is scream
Apollo 12.16.10	at least I think he's from Ottawa, otherwise I'm retarded
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Otwatwa. I dunno, rabbit likes them Radioheads....
porch 12.16.10	alachlahol is one of the only good users left on the site
Apollo 12.16.10	"I dunno, rabbit likes them Radioheads...." lmao "alachlahol is one of the only good users left on the site" fucking lol @ that being even remotely true
Winsomniac 12.16.10	@porch: Inferiority Complex, engaged. :c
couldwinarabbit 12.16.10	I do like them Radioheads. Both the band and the song.
Spec 12.16.10	23 missed the like button. Thumbs up if you agree.
alachlahol 12.16.10	lol Apollo has roid rage now that he's hitting the gym with his 300lb meathead butt buddy
alachlahol 12.16.10	do you have him stand behind you when you're doing squats so he can observe your form bro. do you get him to stick the roid needle in your ass before you head out to the free weight area
Ovrot 12.16.10	Someone do me.
TheStefan 12.16.10	ill do the shit out of you
Winsomniac 12.16.10	Don't mind alach, he just wants a big strong man to cuddle him to sleep on a cold winter night.
seifer 12.16.10	i hope the profiles keep getting posted it was funny
Spec 12.16.10	Why did people try and figure out who he was? You just ruined the fun of it.
omnipanzer 12.16.10	I believe that that is the general feeling.
ILLIMINATOR 12.16.10	people aren't naturally curious at all
qwe3 12.16.10	hey spec whats your opinion on something else
Motiv3 12.17.10	might want to do a couple myself.
Maniac! 11.24.18	can we bring this back?
Dewinged 11.24.18	can we bring this back? [2]
Hawks 06.13.19	You peasants know NOTHING about this classic alt, NOTHING!
sixdegrees 06.13.19	So since by now everyone knows the identify of the original Analyzer (s) and the fun has been killed, it is time to take this public, because it seems like alot of people like the idea of these profiles. The twist here is anybody can write a profile of anyone, just follow the format already posted in previous profiles, and don't be a dick. I will reserve all editing rights to ensure that nobody actually gets flamed, and as well as the controversial final score. Email them to theanalyzer111@hotmail.com
BigHans 06.13.19	These were the days
Hawks 06.13.19	I miss them. :[
BigHans 06.13.19	Hawks I regret not doing one for you. You were on the list before the fun got ruined lol
Hawks 06.13.19	No worries buddy lol. m/