BigHands
01.06.12 | and there you have it. |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.06.12 | going to be an awesome football weekend. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | I agree |
BigHans
01.06.12 | Yeah Hep thats the game I am least confident about. |
wabbit
01.06.12 | Idisagree on every single pick:
a giant is way more awesome than a fucking bird
Have you ever watched a football movie. tebow had to lose those games but now he'll use the heart of the cards and Jesus and win. plus fuck Adam Thomas.
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MO
01.06.12 | pretty much agree with your picks, I can see the Manning and the Giants really showing up though |
wabbit
01.06.12 |
Saints get mauled by lions all the time...learn2history.
dunno about the last one but Cincinnati seems to be the most boring place in the world. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | Actually animals teams fare much worse than non animal teams in the playoffs |
wabbit
01.06.12 | Dude i passed a first year stats course you do not wanna fuck with my picks. |
BigHans
01.06.12 | lol rabbit |
DominionMM1
01.06.12 | "pretty much agree with your picks, I can see the Manning and the Giants really showing up though"
Agreed. Atlanta is really banged up, and despite the G-men's weaknesses in the secondary, their pass rush has come to life lately. |
BigHans
01.06.12 | you must not have read the rest Chambered |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.06.12 | lol they can't beat the packers. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | fanboy alert |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.06.12 | it was a close game i'll give you that. Packers usually pull through tho. 15-1 is highly respectable. |
BigHans
01.06.12 | Packers and Saints are clearly a level above everyone in the NFC and probably the NFL. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | well yeah, they're the 5th 15-1 team
that's pretty impressive |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.06.12 | "Packers and Saints are clearly a level above everyone in the NFC and probably the NFL."
I hope they play each other. That would be one hell of a game. |
BigHans
01.06.12 | they will be playing each other. |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.06.12 | game of the year. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | fuck I want to see new teams in the super bowl
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linkjerk
01.06.12 | tell me about it |
BigHans
01.06.12 | so you want to see Alex Smith repreenting the NFC? |
DominionMM1
01.06.12 | "we had easily the hardest schedule in the nfl this year"
i don't know about that |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | As long as it's not the patriots, steelers, giants, or broncos I'm cool |
BigHans
01.06.12 | Ravens/Packers is my prediction right now. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | oh yeah fuck the niner's too, they have enough rings |
BigHans
01.06.12 | playing Dallas twice does not make for a tough schedule. Dallas sucks. |
DominionMM1
01.06.12 | cowboys twice, eagles twice
since when are the cowboys and eagles tough? |
DominionMM1
01.06.12 | They've also played the Redskins x2, Rams, Cards, Dolphins, and Bills. So it evens out. |
pcar
01.06.12 | I'd normally say the tebows have no chance but roethlisberger sucks so fucking bad with his injury right now and ryan clark is probably their defensive MVP |
pcar
01.06.12 | and their center is out now too yeeeeeeeboi |
theacademy
01.06.12 | Look Hans
i know what all the numbers say
i know that you can look at Detroit's 2011 schedule
and pretty easily conclude
that all 10 wins were against shitty teams
but fuck it
stafford
threw
for
5,000+
yards
and
it's basically erased
by brady and brees and rodgers
and for some fucking reason
eli
manning
is
in
the
probowl
what the fuck
theyre beating the saints |
theacademy
01.06.12 | if i was betting my nuts i would bet on the saints
but as for something that is basically worthless to me
like money
all my fucking money is on the lions. |
theacademy
01.06.12 | eat my shit im going to make a marilyn manson list |
Satellite
01.06.12 | nobody's giving the lions a chance.
i like this. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | It's the Saints at home, I mean come on
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theacademy
01.06.12 | yeah i mean i predicted them to win 11 games in this pre-season poll with a bunch of my friends
the next closest guess was 7 wins |
Satellite
01.06.12 | drew brees isn't jesus' favorite qb anymore.
i'm not scared. |
theacademy
01.06.12 | im not delusional, i would 10000000x much rather them play the giants, or even the niners. hell id rather have another go at the packers than the saints. lions pass D is the only thing that really hasn't noticibly improved in the post-millen era
but ill remaind optimistic. |
BigHans
01.06.12 | The Saints average 491 yards a game at home. 491. Detroit gives up an average of 27.9 points per game away from home. Both teams suck agains the run, giving up 5.0 ypc average. too bad the Lions dont have a running back. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | I still feel bad that Victor Cruz got Eli into the pro bowl, but Cruz didn't get in
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BigHans
01.06.12 | oh and the Saints average 41.9 ppg at home. Thats not a misprint. |
BigHans
01.06.12 | In their last 3 games, Detroit is giving up 484 yards per game and 27 ppg. IN their last 3, NO is averaging, AVERAGING 44 ppg 551 yards per game.
Toast. |
Satellite
01.06.12 | hans you can't argue our gut feeling with yr stats and facts and such |
BigHans
01.06.12 | lol. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | Fuck stats, this isn't baseball |
theacademy
01.06.12 | yeah stats are for real sports like baseball and hockey
football is about the will of the people, and honestly what have the people of New Orleans EVER had to overcome???? |
BigHans
01.06.12 | lol at saying stats dont matter in football. Its not at the same level as baseball but pretty much the entire gambling industry is built around them. Well, that and injuries. |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | Any Given Sunday m/ |
Satellite
01.06.12 | stats matter as long as they're not preventing eli manning from making the pro bowl |
Trebor.
01.06.12 | Like I said, it's Eli's receivers and not so much him |
DominionMM1
01.06.12 | In their last 3 games, Detroit is giving up 484 yards per game and 27 ppg. IN their last 3, NO is averaging, AVERAGING 44 ppg 551 yards per game.
Toast.
After that collapse last year, I'll never say the Saints winning in the playoffs is a given. I do, however, like our chances. |
Inveigh
01.06.12 | yeah I'm with you on most of this, although I agree that the Cincy-Houston game is a tough call.
I can see that Texans running game going off, even against Cincy's tough front 7. |
DominionMM1
01.06.12 | All of Houson's injuries are starting to catch up with them. I just can't see them beating Cincy. |
Satellite
01.06.12 | yeah, but you can't honestly say he had anywhere close to as amazing of a year as stafford
matt's gonna be in the super bowl anyway so i suppose it's moot |
theacademy
01.07.12 | yeah but so does sanchez. so does fucking rex grossman. eli in the pro bowl is a fucking joke. |
Hawks
01.07.12 | My prediction for the Super Bowl is the Saints vs. either the Steelers or the Ravens. Even with Ben being a little hurt, he's gonna turn it on in the playoffs no matter what. Of course Pittsburgh is my hometown team so I want them to win, but I wouldn't be upset with the Ravens either (even though they're rivals). I can't see the Patriots making it simply because their defense is awful and the Steelers and the Ravens can shut down their offense, as the Steelers already have this year. As for these picks, I agree with the Steelers and the Saints, but I think the Giants and the Texans are both going to win. |
pcar
01.07.12 | naw if steelers make it past broncos they're gonna get fuckin raped by the next team because big ben is playing so goddamn bad with his injury
he's like a more refined tebow really, can't play excellent unless he makes moves out of the pocket |
Hawks
01.07.12 | Are you serious? He can do fine from the pocket. Just needs a little time to heal. His ankle made a lot of progress from the 49er's game to the Browns game. I think he'll be fine. |
Satellite
01.07.12 | lions 38 pats 31 |
Trebor.
01.07.12 | I hope so |
FromDaHood
01.07.12 | I'm really upset that the Lions are in the playoffs for like the third time of my life and are just going to get stepped on. |
Masochist
01.07.12 | "All of Houson's injuries are starting to catch up with them. I just can't see them beating Cincy."
It's not that they're catching up to them, it's just that they won't fucking stop. When was the last time a FOURTH STRING QB started a playoff game? Their best receiver got injured twice, their star running back got injured twice...that they're even IN the playoffs is a miracle.
I'm content with them not making it too deep, but at the very least, I can still see them beating the Bengals. |
Masochist
01.07.12 | Correction - Yates is likely to start, so that's a third-string QB starting a playoff game. |
acorncheese
01.07.12 | Only disagree with one pick. Giants will crush the Falcons. |
DominionMM1
01.07.12 | lions 38 pats 31
lol |
Satellite
01.07.12 | dude, don't scoff. the pats should cruise through the afc and be competitive against the (clearly) superior lions. |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12 | i dunno if you guys heard, but tebow has jesus on his side |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12 | by extension, Jesus Christ is playing for the Denver Broncos. |
Satellite
01.07.12 | yeah but jesus prays to matt stafford |
Slum
01.07.12 | tebow being in the playoffs is such a fluke |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12 | lol Lions |
someguest
01.07.12 | "If people in this city thought Katrina was traumatic, just wait till they see what I do to Brees" - Suh
lol |
KjSwantko
01.07.12 | did suh really say that? |
Satellite
01.07.12 | yeah and then he said "lol 9/11"
dude's a character |
someguest
01.07.12 | yep |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12 | then he stomped on some dudes helmet and said he didnt |
Satellite
01.07.12 | he also said that jim schwartz is a strong leader just like hitler |
someguest
01.07.12 | So is Suh going to dunk Brees in a vat of his piss and blow a fan on him I mean really
And the Lions will win tonight. |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12 | then he smiled at the cameras and said, "look, okay.. the man upstairs knows what i did" |
KjSwantko
01.07.12 | suhs a douche is what he is |
someguest
01.07.12 | I appreciate Suh. It's football, don't take the shit so seriously. |
Satellite
01.07.12 | ^^^^^^ |
KjSwantko
01.07.12 | usually i'd agree, but nah hes a douche |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12 | yeah exactly, lol the guy is a moron |
ILJ
01.07.12 | Agree with all picks, except a little hazy on the Giants and Falcons one. The Giants have shocked everybody on several occasions, so I wouldn't be too certain on their downfall. |
someguest
01.07.12 | well you're going to see more of him after he FLOODS Brees |
Josh D.
01.07.12 | Are you still picking against the spread or is this straight up? |
WeepingBanana
01.07.12 | I went to the same High School as Amari Spivey so i'm gonna say the Lions are gonna win
also i'm gonna say the Giants are gonna win cause i'm a NYGger |
DominionMM1
01.07.12 | well you're going to see more of him after he FLOODS Brees
yeah, suh and his 4 sacks this year are very intimidating |
AngelofDeath
01.07.12 | Who's ready for a Tebow Super Bowl win? |
BallsToTheWall
01.07.12 | Fosters going to have a huge game. |
BallsToTheWall
01.07.12 | also that would be funny. Pittsburgh has been having alot of bad luck lately including but not limited to house fires and torn knee ligaments. Lets see if the "other' forces come into play tomorrow. |
DominionMM1
01.07.12 | Everything is falling into place for Tebow |
AsoTamaki
01.07.12 | Texans, Saints, Steelers, Falcons
Cincy does not even belong in the playoffs. |
pcar
01.07.12 | ten bucks says roethlisberger gets hit by a car |
AsoTamaki
01.08.12 | Bengals got destroyed as expected. |
Trebor.
01.08.12 | Great job for Houston
I was really hoping they would finally go to and win a playoff game
|
Josh D.
01.08.12 | So was I, obv. I feel good (and that's sans the beer I've been drinking for the last few hours already). |
Josh D.
01.08.12 | NFL Playoff wins count over the last 15 years: Cowboys 1, Texans 1. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.08.12 | Arian foster is such a beast |
ToMMyMiL116
01.08.12 | Hans I can't believe u picked cinci.. I loved Houston. That defense is too god hansy boy. And Hans, not for nothing but if Houston still had schaub, I think they'd be the favorite to come out of the afc.... I said earlier this year before he got hurt they were gonna go to the superbowl, as I think they were the most solid team on both sides of the ball. Very good qb, great wide receiver, great running back, and great defense. Hey, ya never know, they still might..... |
TomArnoldsArmpit
01.08.12 | no
|
jdennis31
01.08.12 | lol... cinci |
Satellite
01.08.12 | lol the saints can't stop stafford/megatron UH-OH
"I went to the same High School as Amari Spivey so i'm gonna say the Lions are gonna win"
that's rad |
bungy
01.08.12 | I went to the same high school as the girl who made my sub sandwich today so my money's on the Supersonics |
Trebor.
01.08.12 | Underdog day yeah |
Satellite
01.08.12 | i went to school with a dude who's now a professor at george mason so i'm going to commit suicide |
Trebor.
01.08.12 | I went to school with a kid whose mom is a pornstar and I jacked off to her so yeah |
Satellite
01.08.12 | this brees kid is alright |
newjunkaesthetic93
01.08.12 | Well, all that's left now is to watch Tebow embarrass himself, the state of colorado, the state of florida, jesus, and fox news tomorrow. I hope Elway and Fox go sign Matt Flynn or something this offseason. |
Trebor.
01.08.12 | Fuck the Broncos and their gay tiebreaker
|
BallsToTheWall
01.08.12 | BRADY QUINN SUPER BOWL MVP |
paxman
01.08.12 | Arian Foster was incredible. I said before this game, either they're losing to Cincy or they're going to the Super Bowl. We'll see. |
pcar
01.08.12 | "Well, all that's left now is to watch Tebow embarrass himself, the state of colorado, the state of florida, jesus, and fox news tomorrow. I hope Elway and Fox go sign Matt Flynn or something this offseason."
no fuck you we did that with a backup QB before and he was a massive bust
let another team find out matt flynn isn't as good as he was with GB's incredibly recievers |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.08.12 | so glad the saints won. |
AsoTamaki
01.08.12 | Well, at least I was 2-0 yesterday. Embarrassing game for Atlanta... |
JWT155
01.08.12 | Falconslolololol |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.08.12 | Atlanta has looked SCARED all game long |
JWT155
01.08.12 | Been a rough 2 years in the playoffs for them. Packers mauled them last year, now the Giants. |
BallsToTheWall
01.08.12 | LOL Falcons LOL |
JWT155
01.08.12 | Let's go Stillers |
AsoTamaki
01.08.12 | Steelers are gonna end Tebow's career as a starter right here. |
JWT155
01.08.12 | I want him to do well, just now win. |
JWT155
01.08.12 | Steelers made the mistake of not scoring TD's early and letting Tebow stay confident and allowing them
to stay in it... |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.09.12 | Hes doin pretty Damn good. |
wabbit
01.09.12 | hans I'm better at picking than you |
ShadowRemains
01.09.12 | holy fuckin shit... |
AngelofDeath
01.09.12 | Seeing Tebow beat the Steelers almost makes up for me having to see the Falcons implode yet again in the playoffs. |
eternium
01.09.12 | BRONCOS |
ILJ
01.09.12 | TIM FUCKING TEBOW |
eternium
01.09.12 | Falcons are cursed when it comes to playoffs. At least last year they had an excuse since Packers ended up winning it all. |
AsoTamaki
01.09.12 | Another week of this nonsense... Why, God? Why?! |
MalleusMaleficarum
01.09.12 | "i dunno if you guys heard, but tebow has jesus on his side
MalleusMaleficarum
01.07.12
by extension, Jesus Christ is playing for the Denver Broncos. "
ya, told you |
eternium
01.09.12 | Because bad teams always make it to the playoffs. |
Trebor.
01.09.12 | Mike Smith is just not a playoff coach
Matt Ryan and Turner aren't good playoff players either |
Trebor.
01.09.12 | Just look at the facial expressions of mike smith
That's all you need to know |
eternium
01.09.12 | They were a lot better last year. The main problem that I see is when the defense simply cannot make a fucking tackle.
Mike Smith is hilarious to see because he's always either about to cry or kill someone. |
twlight
01.09.12 | It's Tebow Time....
more like Prater time |
Trebor.
01.09.12 | It was 3rd down and a long field goal, they wanted to try and get more yards but got sacked instead
|
wabbit
01.09.12 | it would have been the longest field goal in nfl history. |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.09.12 | Tebow is gonna get destroyed next week. |
Hawks
01.09.12 | "Tebow is gonna get destroyed next week."
That's what something who doesn't know shit about football would say. Anything can happen. The Patriots are very beatable if the Broncos defense can at least slow down Tom Brady. You seem to have no idea that the Patriots have the worst defense in the league. |
AsoTamaki
01.09.12 | Lol, no. It was like 68 yards away. Not even Janikowski would've made that. Suisham is no Janikowski. Sometimes when you throw the hail mary, you can also get a pass interference call so there's that too. |
MO
01.09.12 | damn hans you got owned lol |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.09.12 | @Hawks there isn't a chance in hell that they're going to beat the patriots. I'll leave this site for a month if they do. |
AsoTamaki
01.09.12 | Hey, man. There's already enough Tebow lovers out there without you saying things like that. Chill out. |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.09.12 | Just kidding. But I'm pretty confident the patriots will take care of them. |
Hawks
01.09.12 | "@Hawks there isn't a chance in hell that they're going to beat the patriots."
Breakdown, you're a moron. They have a chance against whoever they play. They just beat the best defense so what makes you think they can't beat the worst defense? Learn some shit about the game and stop being so ignorant. Nobody thought they had a chance today and look what happened. |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.09.12 | @hawks i knew they had a chance at beating them today. Steelers had a fair share of injuries which definitely helped out the broncos. Plus they were at home. |
Hawks
01.09.12 | Yeah I'm not a Tebow fan, but look what he just did. What Breakdown said just proves his retardation even more. |
acorncheese
01.09.12 | nope. it's a guarantee that the patriots will beat the broncos. absolute lock. i'd bet my life on it. it's gonna be ugly. |
BigHans
01.09.12 | Rough week picking
1. I should have known better then to bet against God.
2. I should have remembered that Houston has never played a playoff game before and they would be extra jacked for this.
3. I shouldve remembered Matt Ryan chokes hard in the post season. |
someguest
01.09.12 | HANS GIVES GOD THREE POINTS
GOD IS PISSED |
BigHans
01.09.12 | Guest, dont feel bad. That Saints offense cannot be stopped in that building. I mean, 610 yards seems to be a bit much, but at least you know where your glaring weakness is going into the post season. Johnson is such a BAWS |
someguest
01.09.12 | It's just we kept them at bay for the entire first half and never got the ball back after the second half kickoff. It was pretty embarassing. |
BigHans
01.09.12 | yeah missing those 3 gift INTs and getting screwed over by that inadvertent whistle didnt help. |
someguest
01.09.12 | yeah there was no one near them O LET'S STOP THE PLAY
refs are terrible nowadays anyway, that doesn't bother me as much |
Inveigh
01.09.12 | fucking Tim Tebow
hope the Pats are listening to Mayhem this week |
ToMMyMiL116
01.09.12 | The broncos are gonna beat the patriots. |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.09.12 | Bs |
ToMMyMiL116
01.09.12 | Breakdown, Tim tebow is an absolute warrior competitor. He's got more heart than 90% of the league. Have u ever watched him in college? He ain't a heisman winner and a two time national champ for nuttin bo. Pats have terrible d. Trust me. Denver has more than a chance. |
Josh D.
01.09.12 | You're a regular Lou Holtz! |
theacademy
01.09.12 | the steelers are gonna rip tebow a new butthole!!! |
AfterTheBreakdown
01.10.12 | Tommy there is a chance no doubt. But for some reason i don't see it happening. |
Josh D.
01.10.12 | "He's got more heart than 90% of the league."
That's probably cardiomegaly, and it's dangerous. He probably shouldn't be playing football. |