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| Coffee is for closers only
Ten greatest quotes from the most badass movie scene of all time. Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. Movie itself is good, not great, but seriously best fucking scene ever.rhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI | | 1 |  | AC/DC
Powerage
Your name is "you're wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you fuckin' faggots? | | 2 |  | Metallica
Metallica
Blake: You see this watch? You see this watch?
Dave Moss: Yeah.
Blake: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. | | 3 |  | Clutch
Blast Tyrant
A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing. | | 4 |  | 2Pac
All Eyez On Me
You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name. | | 5 |  | Foo Fighters
Wasting Light
Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. | | 6 |  | Solace
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And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser. | | 7 |  | Diamond Head
Lightning to the Nations
You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes brass balls to sell real estate. | | 8 |  | The Hold Steady
Heaven is Whenever
You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch? | | 9 |  | The Gaslight Anthem
Sink or Swim
A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the prospects coming in. You think the came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk on the lot lest he wants to buy. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? | | 10 |  | Black Sabbath
Master of Reality
Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. | |
BigHands
04.18.11 | You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch? | BigHands
04.18.11 | I made 970 thousand dollars last year how much you make? | Satellite
04.18.11 | PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN | BigHans
04.18.11 | Watch the You Tube clip | MO
04.18.11 | So good. Love 2 (quote not the album) | BrownPark
04.18.11 | haha so awesome. | MO
04.18.11 | Fuck you. That's my name | Satellite
04.18.11 | the film is great, but that scene is brilliant in and of itself. | TREO5
04.18.11 | Like 28 days later, the whole ending scene where he gets taken into the woods and the escape. Thumbs to the brain ftw. Also Heeeeeeeeeeeres jooohny! | ConsiderPhlebas
04.18.11 | Love this film. Watched it again the other day. The scene where Pacino rips Kevin Spacey up is so awesome. | savagecabbage
04.18.11 | fucking sweet. awesome list. | omnipanzer
04.18.11 | "Swimming With Sharks"
Greatest one liners of all time! | BigHans
04.18.11 | Fuck You, thats my name. Cause you drove a Hyndui to get here tongiht and I drove an $80,000 BMW. THATS MY NAME | MO
04.18.11 | fuck yea.
| omnipanzer
04.18.11 | I told you, it's gotta be loud loud loud! The audience should feel their balls tremble, their ears should bleed! | omnipanzer
04.18.11 | Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES! |
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