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03.03.23 Enter My Void03.25.21 Measure Your Longest Pube Contest
06.06.19 FrozenCarl Is A Power Bottom04.26.19 Getting Cucked by Tony Kornheiser
10.01.17 Recs for Autumn10.15.16 Albums I've Kissed Your Girlfriend To
10.25.13 Gimme 2k13 Stuff02.03.13 Lil B Vs. Joey Bada$$
01.14.13 JT!!!!!!!!!!06.07.12 Come On Last.fm
02.10.12 Santorum V. Metal11.29.11 Mastodon, Dillinger, And Red Fang Last
09.01.11 Albums I've Downloaded In The Past Coup05.01.11 N00b List

FrozenCarl Is A Power Bottom

FrozenBitch gave me some power metal to peep because I've never given it a good chance beyond random stuff here and there. Never been huge into operatic vocals and the whole epic/cheesy sound, but I found quite a few things I like from this. You can drop recs if you want.
1Masterplan
Aeronautics

Really fuck with the vocals on this. Probably my fav male vocalist on this list. They're also riffin it tf up. 3.7/5
2HammerFall
Legacy of Kings

Gonna be honest.. not huge into this even though it's Jesper. The vocals are not my style and while some of the songs have dope riffs, it doesn't bring up the rest of it. Shout out Back to Back. 2.9/5
3DragonForce
Valley of the Damned

ok now this is epic. Catchy and fun. With a heart of a dragon we ride... 3.6/5
4Gloryhammer
Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards

Didn't know this was the guy from Alestorm hahah, this shit bangs though. Cheesy as hell but also fun as hell. Hoots baby m/ 3.9/5
5Orden Ogan
To The End

Pretty fun stuff but it didn't really grab me the few times I listened. 3.3/5
6Nocturnal Rites
Grand Illusion

I really fuck with the heavy guitars and powerful vox on this. This is the type of power metal I can get down with hard. 3.7/4
7Running Wild
Port Royal

Fuck yes............................................................................................ I love pirates. I would have smashed Anne Bonny. I would smash to this album. I would listen to Raging Fire after testing positive for gonorrhea. Love the bass especially. 3.8/5
8Pentakill
II: Grasp of The Undying

I am a gamer and I will not be persecuted for my beliefs. 3/5.
9Sabaton
Carolus Rex

I dig the vocals a lot; I like that the lyrics aren't super cheesy and the riffs and melodies are pretty damn solid. 3.6/5
10Turisas
The Varangian Way

I used to jam Stand Up and Fight back after that came out, but never checked out their other stuff. Love the symphonic elements and harsh vocals. If dropping recs, this is probably my favorite of these records. 4/5
11Immortal Guardian
Age of Revolution

The guitars and tempo switches and shit on this are insane. Don't think I love the dude's vocals but this is a cool ass record. 3.8/4
12Theocracy
Ghost Ship

Another really cool record, I very much enjoy the vocals and melodies and the instrumentation is varied and keeps it interesting. 3.8/4
13Unleash The Archers
Apex

A little long and samey but I think I could really really like this if it got switched up more. I may just need to listen more and pay close attention so it doesn't blend together. Instrumentation is fun and the vocals are incredible. 3.6/4
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