Drifter
09.11.17 | k |
Astral Abortis
09.11.17 | I have never once tried to explain metal to someone who isn't interested.
Been dating a lady for seven months now and metal music has never even come up in conversation because it has no relevance to our relationship.
Don't make metal music your only defining quality. |
cylinder
09.11.17 | Run to the hills, run for your lives
"Positive" |
Snake.
09.11.17 | s m f h |
DoofusWainwright
09.11.17 | "positive"
^ well some of dem Indians made it....
...only to die of smallpox a week later
Bruce Dickinson couldn't make his lyrics scan for that bit |
neekafat
09.11.17 | "Yes, this album is metal, metal for the masses, if you are an old school metallica fan, to try to clarify that metallica was better before this album, will not improve your image, even though this is actually true."
I don't understand this sentence but I love the attempt to make commas fit as every possible type of punctuation |
KManoc1
09.11.17 | Well done m8. |
Allergist
09.11.17 | Why would you explain this? Not a bad list or idea but metal is something that doesn't need explaining. It comes from within. |
DoofusWainwright
09.11.17 | metal is and has always been pussy repellent
unless the pussy itself is repellent, in which case the double negative creates a force of attraction |
Drifter
09.11.17 | "Yes, this album is metal, metal for the masses, if you are an old school metallica fan, to try to clarify that metallica was better before this album, will not improve your image, even though this is actually true."
It looks like unique wrote this sentence with all the commas it has |
SCREAM!
09.11.17 | "Been dating a lady for seven months now and metal music has never even come up in conversation because it has no relevance to our relationship."
I mean, not saying you should be shoving it down her throat (obvs not) but given how important it is to you, I'm not sure avoiding the topic altogether is ideal either. You shouldn't feel like you have to altogether avoid topics you're passionate about.. Just my 2 cents anyway |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | Corrected, neekafat. |
butcherboy
09.11.17 | ditch metal, buy a razor, wash, start listening to post-punk and dip your toes into a vast sea of art girls.. |
Astral Abortis
09.11.17 | @SCREAM: it's not really avoiding it, it's just not relevant. I'd rather talk metal with any of my dozens of diehard friends where we can gain something from it. I'm not going to get anything out of a conversation with my SO by sitting her down and discussing the latest death metal album. It just has no place, and doesn't take a priority. I instead talk with her about things that do have relevance within the scope of our relationship. Just like I do with my friends who aren't into metal.
Not that it doesn't mean you can't introduce people to new things or discuss things they don't like; it just needs to come up organically. and it my experience, it doesn't. |
Egarran
09.11.17 | I don't expect many genes passed on with this list. |
SCREAM!
09.11.17 | @Astral Fair enough, makes sense when you explain it that way. I guess it would just expect it to come up in passing here and there considering the impact it seems to have on you (didn't mean to say I thought you'd try and have long/deep conversations about it). |
Astral Abortis
09.11.17 | I mean I wear a lot of metal shirts and have a lot of metal posters and listen to a lot of metal music, but she never comments on it because I guess it just doesn't mean anything to her which is fair enough I mean if you've got nothing to say about it then why would you ever bring it up. It's just a non-issue, really. |
UpwardSpiral
09.11.17 | How to explain the beauty of Jane Doe to a woman? |
dbizzles
09.11.17 | "You know what's gorgeous in its own way? Giving a generic name to an unidentifiable corpse, you know?" |
frozencarl
09.11.17 | BROTHERS OF STEEL |
ArsMoriendi
09.11.17 | Hmmm how do I explain post punk is a better question... |
bgillesp
09.11.17 | This isn't very good advice |
Egarran
09.11.17 | But he is very slightly increasing his chances of getting laid. |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | Not sure if I'm improving in this list making thing, but still better than my last one. |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | But he is very slightly increasing his chances of getting laid.
I almost there, but at the same time, so far away. |
TheSonomaDude
09.11.17 | not sure bro, i usually just show people metal and if they like it, cool. if not, whatever.
my cousin did ask me to help him get into metal, and i used LoG and Pantera...fast forward 3 years later and now he jams Demilich and Cryptopsy, so I guess my plan worked. |
DominionMM1
09.11.17 | if i found myself in that situation I'd just ask her to read chan's rtl review |
Sinternet
09.11.17 | dating in argentina sounds strange |
BeyondCosby
09.11.17 | What do I tell my girl when she hears Limp Bizkit on the radio?
What do I tell my girl when I play Messhuggah?
plz help. |
BigHans
09.11.17 | If it has Riffs its good |
BlackwaterPork
09.11.17 | My gf likes metal so I never had to explain it, thank god. |
TheWrenKing
09.11.17 | http://www.wikihow.com/How-To-Get-A-Metalhead-GF-(Highschool) |
starboystargirl
09.11.17 | I "explain" metal to my girlfriend by just playing it for her, and if she likes it, great!
Before we met, she had never heard of metal, and was pretty much a pop-head. Now she's a fan of Insomnium, Behemoth, Votum, and Dark Tranquility. Still trying to get her into Decapitated but just isn't feeling the grooves of Spheres of Madness. Maybe it's time I tell her I'm not feeling the grooves of our relationship. |
sonictheplumber
09.11.17 | lol |
Flugmorph
09.11.17 | "It's not rare that you find people who likes at least 1 pantera song, (unless you are a believer)..."
What? |
starboystargirl
09.11.17 | 5 Minutes Alone is a killer but yeah I don't know what OP meant by that. |
superluminals
09.11.17 | "Before we met, she had never heard of metal, and was pretty much a pop-head. Now she's a fan of Insomnium, Behemoth, Votum, and Dark Tranquility. Still trying to get her into Decapitated but just isn't feeling the grooves of Spheres of Madness. Maybe it's time I tell her I'm not feeling the grooves of our relationship".
Well damn, her music taste got a downgrade then |
Flugmorph
09.11.17 | lol good one starboystargirl |
butcherboy
09.11.17 | rodrigo, girls who don't like metal seem to be a persistent problem for you.. maybe you should stop punching above your weight and just settle for a dye-job saggy-titted studded bracelet black lipstick girl who actually loves metal.. watch our for the clap etc. |
Alastor
09.11.17 | got my gf into metal (or good music in general) with Black Sabbath. She only listens to K-Pop otherwise. |
Tyler.
09.11.17 | How do I tell my crush I like her |
clavier
09.11.17 | how do I tell myself that I actually like metal |
superluminals
09.11.17 | I kinda just figure Rodrigo is hiding in the closet |
BookoftheFallen
09.11.17 | where do i meet a girl? |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | "It's not rare that you find people who likes at least 1 pantera song, (unless you are a believer)..."
What?
A Justin Beiber fan. |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | I kinda just figure Rodrigo is hiding in the closet
Are you assuming my gender? |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | i don't know how you're a real person rod-dawg
One more step and I'm in the matrix for sure. |
Jots
09.11.17 | thx gonna try this on my cr00sh, wml |
Jots
09.11.17 | update: did not go well |
rodrigo90
09.11.17 | Nice try, though. |
Flugmorph
09.11.17 | justin bieber fans are typically called beliebers to distinguish them from regular believers. |
ShadowRemains
09.11.17 | gon show my black gf arghoslent i'm sure i'm gonna get mad gash |
hal1ax
09.11.17 | Lay down a goregrind analysis if u want em to cream up |
StallionMang
09.11.17 | if you know this girl well enough and she's a halfway dece person then chances are she won't judge you based on what you listen to |
superluminals
09.11.17 | Rodrigo is going to get more than he bargained for and meet some freaky chick who likes Bathory and pegging guys with a strap on |
butcherboy
09.11.17 | what do I tell me girlfriend when she sees me listening to Sid Vicious, Hendrix, Joplin, Winehouse and other OD'ers, and hides my heroin?
please help.. |
CygnusX1
09.12.17 | Just play Viraemia and if she doesn't cum right then and there she ain't worth it |
ScuroFantasma
09.12.17 | How to explain the metal genre to your crush:
Step 1 - Don't. |
MarsKid
09.12.17 | Introduce her to grind while grinding on her
Preferably some Discordance Axis, Pig Destroyer also applicable |
AlexKzillion
09.12.17 | lmao who was that one dude who liked wu tang a lot and played them in the car with his gf and when she asked him who it was he replied with something like "the motherfuckin wu tang killer bs" and then was unironically angry that she said she didn't like them?... shit had me rolling |
Egarran
09.12.17 | I think that story lost something in transisition |
sixdegrees
12.15.17 | confidence is an attractive trait |
Egarran
12.15.17 | That's why serial killers get so many wedding offers. |
Rik VII
12.15.17 | How to explain the metal genre to your crush's head in the fridge |
MyShadow
12.15.17 | how are you a real human being |
Egarran
12.15.17 | That's what they said to Jesus. Accept the unfathomable. |
sixdegrees
12.15.17 | show her Wold- Screech Owl would be my advice in general |
InFlamesWeThrash666
12.15.17 | a list on how to explain metal to cockatoos would be appreciated thnx |
rodrigo90
12.15.17 | I'd take the suggestion |
rodrigo90
12.15.17 | I'm still not sure if I should erase this or just leave it there. |
artiswar
12.15.17 | I knew it would be that Deathgasm clip as soon as I read the title. Isn't he holding an Anal Cunt CD at one point trying to explain it to her? Love the scene when the girl finally gets into metal but I can't find it |
InFlamesWeThrash666
12.15.17 | it's sputnik history now |
KjSwantko
12.15.17 | I literally bought the Black Album for a girl I dated years ago. She was a good sport and we listened to it in her car quite a bit for a while. I'm sure she isn't listening to it anymore though lol. |
TheSonomaDude
12.15.17 | The best way to explain metal to plebs is by punching them in the face while screaming the lyrics to any given Slayer song. if they dont get the idea then they are retarded. |
sixdegrees
12.15.17 | I would copy this list onto cue cards and read from them on a tinder date |
Jasdevi087
12.15.17 | nah what you have to do is ask them to spell icup |
Jasdevi087
12.15.17 | unless it's a boring song, then it would be a boring song that happens to be in 9/8 |
Nomos
12.15.17 | I listen to music of every genre, but tilted heavily towards metal.
My wife equates all metal to "Dragula" by Rob Zombie. If we're in a store with enough common sense to play some metal, or if she hears someone else's music somewhere and there's a screamed vocal, there's a 100% chance she will start making fun of screaming and start singing Dragula.
Her favorite music is top-40 pop.
It's a good thing I married her for other reasons. Usually I try not to make friends with people who don't have broad musical tastes. |
Egarran
12.16.17 | She has a driver's license? |
guitarded_chuck
12.16.17 | how do i do the sex |
Egarran
12.16.17 | You don't. Keep that gene pool clean. |
parksungjoon
09.07.21 | ok |