Samuel Cooke

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Mika Huseman, Carey Jeffers, Adrienne Buchner And Rolf Beazley

That time I have no ideas and nothing to do. Dark Souls where is your lighter side?
25Neutral Milk Hotel
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea

Happy Birthday.

Look how fucked I am. I can't even make a decent list!
23Brendan Benson

Take me back Loftwing, or I kill you! Chicken Sandwich and some Waffle fries too bitch...
22Thinking Fellers Local 282
Mother Of All Saints

John Zorn hit me with a fuckin spoon for missin the boat!
Ear Drums and Black Holes

I clearly am not thinking straight and I just spin round n round n round... This is not my beautiful wife...
20Ital Tek
Nebula Dance

So fuck you bitches and all you ass kissers. I'm king of the world and I'm ready for yo disses.
19 The Yardbirds
Roger The Engineer

So I'm stumbling around a place of fact and fiction. All these slow dance mavericks havin trouble wi they diction...
Marquee Moon

These fuckers deserve to die, they worse than Gordon Brown. Oh shit, I forgot you can't say that in this town!
17 Faust
So Far

His response was delightful and I bit his dick off. The intellectual inside me would surely fuckin scoff...
Just For A Day

I dunno what I've even done or what's been said, so I try to calm that fat bitch down by offering him head..
15Matching Mole
Matching Mole

RIP Based God, and I forgot to mention. I got Binky on my ass, bitch can you feel the tension.
14Sun Ra
The Magic City

So I rang up the Based God see if he'd hook me up, I got his voicemail, Bada$$ gone an killed him
13Klaus Nomi
Klaus Nomi

I slapped that bitch about and asked "Which ways Hyrule?", she said she dunno "I'm still in school".
12Syd Barrett

Flipped the channel over did some Arthur like stunt. DW was sat there and called me a runt.
11 Violent Femmes
Violent Femmes

Moved away from the black bitch and onto my location, finding out then I was on the wrong station.
10Lisa Germano
Geek The Girl

Stopped off in Brixton, don't ask me why, some fine ass black bitch ask me "Do U Wanna Get High?"
9 Iceburn

So I walked down the hall and got on a bus. Some guy said hi, Neil Peart from fuckin Rush.

I be hating on the fat bitches and I miss my crew. Got some E's off my bro an I bout to take two.

Walk into the club with me and my homies, some cunts on the door with a sign saying blow me...
Da Capo

I got nothing else to say and nothing much to type. Gotta go get fucked up and rape these bitches ripe.
5Talk Talk
Spirit of Eden

So all the Zoras, Gorons and Kokiri they be gone. I got nothing left except my typewriter and my bong.
4Mercury Rev

Few hours later and we offer to clean up the mess. We weren't so untouchable like Elliot Ness.
3 Aurora
Dimension Gate

Not sure what to expect or what really to do. Guess we'll have to kill these wogs like we in Zulu.
Things That Happen At Night

Pizza Planet called and they want their references back. Cue up the band baybay we ready to attack...
1My Bloody Valentine
m b v

I wasn't included in the Hyrule Historia book because I was erased from history like Krispen Wah. I'll just go live in Earthbound world for awhile, but they wont let me play my guitar...
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