EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | List is digs. |
jrm96
10.15.12 | i would run a store to fuck the female employees. of course i would hire only the hot ones though |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | Corporate likes to go through the list of store associates to ensure that I'm not doing that. It's stupid. |
jrm96
10.15.12 | y? if i give them a 5 cent raise every time i do them they'd keep quiet |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I'm just gonna be honest and say running a corporate store is incredibly hard and even harder to do these in a discreet manner. |
bach
10.15.12 | You must be neck-deep in pussy, jrm. |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I'm neck deep in paperwork and nonsense, actually. |
Tyler.
10.15.12 | just play whatever music you feel like and fuck anyone who doesn't like it |
jrm96
10.15.12 | not right now bach |
jrm96
10.15.12 | i would play converge all day just to see the reactions
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EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I can't do that at my store. It depends. My ex girlfriend used to work at a newbury comics, and she was able to do that. I run a furniture store. |
jrm96
10.15.12 | when there's no one around, can the employees sleep on the beds? |
Tyler.
10.15.12 | what better setting for converge then lol |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | We have 1 display bed, and I've had a few employees rest on it during their breaks. I usually looked the other way until my general manager (I'm one of 3 assistant managers to 1 general manager at this store) got fucking pissed and told us that this can't be happening.
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jrm96
10.15.12 | dont the employees usually just stand around anyways |
bach
10.15.12 | "i would play converge all day just to see the reactions"
Only play Phoenix in Flames off of Jane Doe. That oughta turn some heads. |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | For a while, the uncensored version of Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons played on the radio, and it said fuck a lot and old people got confused. |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | "dont the employees usually just stand around anyways"
If they don't like keeping their job, yes. |
jrm96
10.15.12 | are you one of those serious managers or are you one of the ones that always jokes around with the employees?
and when nobodys there,wat are the employees supposed to do? |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I'm a little bit of both. Depends on the mood and store flow. We see around $30K+ in merchandise sales
a day, so I need to keep on my toes. If it's a busy afternoon, I am doing about 10 things at once
(monitoring truck flow, monitoring returns, monitoring shoppers, monitoring associates, etc.)
When the store is slow, employees are supposed to be doing what is called 'recovery' where they fix
displays and clean up after assholes who make a mess while shopping. And I'm usually more relaxed. |
OmairSh
10.15.12 | Play Behemoth |
jrm96
10.15.12 | i wish i could fire some of my managers |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | Playing Behemoth would rule. |
bach
10.15.12 | Play Rest. |
bach
10.15.12 | Drive those mothers away! |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I once did an interview a 16 yearold girl in an A Day To Remember shirt and I ended up talking to her
in depth for like a half hour about how I saw them after they released And Their Name Was Treason and
how they were God awful live. |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | THE ONLY THING THAT'S GOING TO BOTHER ME IS THAT YOU ALL CALL YOURSELF MY FRIENDS |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I could play that Liferuiner song that goes "FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS! FUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!" |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | So does A Day To Remember though |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | Well, they do now. |
MMX
10.15.12 | At my work all we do is play pop punk and kick the soccer balls around
Job is fucking sweet |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | Where do you work MMX?
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MMX
10.15.12 | nope I get payed to kick soccer balls and flirt with the cute girls at my work
Them soccer toned bodies, you don't even know |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | Sounds like you work at Footlocker. |
MMX
10.15.12 | I work at an Indoor Soccer place thingy here In Vegas
All I really do is teach 3-7 year olds how to play soccer
and goof around with the other coaches, Easy as Fuck Job |
MMX
10.15.12 | you got me beat then, FUCK YOU POTSY give me your job NAO |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I wish I got paid to play soccer.
I wish I played soccer. |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | I wanna be a Pro Wrestler. |
MMX
10.15.12 | I can't even play soccer all that well lol, The job is more about how well you can deal with little
snot nosed shitheads and stupid as fuck parents on a daily basis.
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EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | "adam sandler's new movie plot."
OMG |
MMX
10.15.12 | what gf? who Ire? |
MMX
10.15.12 | well I don't have a girlfriend so Ire it is |
Satellite
10.15.12 | damn wow listmaker sounds like a real success |
Scoot
10.15.12 | id play sunn 0))))))) |
EyeForAnEye
10.15.12 | top of the ladder |
XingKing
10.15.12 | @Scoot: They are in a furniture store, not a refrigerator store. |
VlacDrac
10.15.12 | "id play sunn 0)))))))"
BIATCH, I would play Ascension (John Coltrane) Or Machine gun (Peter Brötzmann Octet) just to annoy the customers. |
Acanthus
10.15.12 | Sometime I'd like to be in a position to manage, but I don't see that happening for awhile.
My job uses Pandora in the kitchen, we go from Classic Metal to Pop Punk quite often. |
OmairSh
10.15.12 | Haha silentpotato. Who needs a 9 to 5? Ain't got no kids to feed |