Attention all land dwelling creatures, it has come to humanity's attention that the sea dwelling dolphins are know mobilizing to strike the land of the Earth. These soulless creatures despise all humans and will stop at nothing to destroy us. Their weapons are fearsome and destructive, and the cruelty of a dolphin is unmatched with any creature anywhere on Earth. Those living by the ocean are strongly urged to move inland, the dolphin menace will pursue with vigor never seen, so move quickly. This is the end my friends. THEY ARE AMONG US NOW
