|Quotes from The Room|
Truly one of the worst movies of all-time, but one of those rare films that is so bad it's good. List also includes albums I've been listening to for the past few weeks.
Unto the Locust
"You're tearing mee apart, Lisa!"
Master of Puppets
"Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?"
|3||Edge of Sanity|
-"Denny, don yu have something to do?"
-"I just like to watch you guys" (WTF?!?!?!?!?)
"No I can't. Anyway, how's your sex life?" (WTF?!?!?!?!)
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
"I did not heet her. It's not troo. It's bullshit. I did not heet her. I did naaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhht! Oh hai Mark." (My personal favorite)
|6||System of a Down|
System of a Down
"I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."
|7||System of a Down|
"I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off."
"Johnny, wake up!"
Led Zeppelin IV
"Is he dead?"
"All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love."
"Everybody betray me! I fed up with this wo-wurld!"
A Farewell to Kings
-"I used to know a girl. She had a dozen guys. One of them found out and beat her up so bad she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street."
-"Haw, haw, haw, haw. What a storee, Mark." (Dude, that's not funny)
"Keep your stupid comments in your pocket!"
"Don't worry about that. Lee-zaw luvs yu as a person, as a human bean." (I know he said "being", but it sounded like "bean")
Somewhere in Time
"Let's go eet, huuuuh?"
"The bank saves munnee. and thae are using mee and I am the fool."
Master of Reality
"They betrae mee, thae didn't keep ther promise, thae trick mee and I don kare aneemore."
The Jester Race
-"Did you get your promotion?"
-You didn't get it, did you?" (What part of "naw" do you not get?)
Worship and Tribute
"Cheeep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheeeeep!"
"How can thae sae thees about mee? I don beleev it. I show them. I will record everthing."
"Oh hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you."
None so Vile
Hvis lyset tar oss
"You're my favorite customer."
"If everyone love each other, the wolrd would be better place to liv."
Brave Murder Day
"You're part of my layfe. You're everthing. I cold not live without yu, Lee-saw."
|26||Faith No More|
"Don tosh mee, mollerfocker!"
|27|| ||The Who|
"In a foo minits, beetch."
|28||Alice in Chains|
-" I've lost him but I still have you, right?"
-"You don't have me. You'll never have me. You killed him!"
-"Mark, we're free to be together now. I love you. I love you!"
-"Tramp! You killed him! You're the cause of all this. I don't love you! Get out of my life, bitch!"
Time Does Not Heal
"Doo yoo understand layfe? Doo yoo?"
-"Do you want me to order a pizza?"
-"Whatever, I don kare."
-"I already ordered a pizza."