buckfutter: Tmf Will Not Die

buckfutter 06.15.10	The Godfather recs each one of these album if you haven't heard them. If you have, and you don't listen to them, the Godfather must make you an offer..... you can't refuse.
Maniac! 06.15.10	sup did you know that you die in the movie? Yeah.
Dre 06.15.10	Yeah im reporting you right now. jk
buckfutter 06.15.10	Movies? This ain't no movie kid. This is real life.
buckfutter 06.15.10	Dre- Surprisingly, there are some people who would
Dre 06.15.10	yeah like bulldog or blooz
buckfutter 06.15.10	Exactly. Have a sense of humor people. Smile and have fun
Maniac! 06.15.10	Don, I need a favor.
buckfutter 06.15.10	Yes, Maniac!?
Inveigh 06.15.10	so anybody know why the list is gone? it disappeared before I could update my saved copy... there's about 250 comments that are lost forever! also, McMeaty Threesome. jus sayin
buckfutter 06.15.10	If Chester Cheetoh was fucking a woman, would he ejaculate cheese? If so, I want to give him a blow job
Maniac! 06.15.10	Nvm your mom took care of it. Thanks though :)
buckfutter 06.15.10	That was your setup? C'mon, dude, that was lame
buckfutter 06.15.10	You gotta sell it better, build it up. You can't just open it up in one statement and close it in the next statement!!! That's no fun. You should of lead me on for about an hour and then slammed me. NOW THAT would have been good
Maniac! 06.15.10	I was going to.... But I'll be gone all day :(
buckfutter 06.15.10	Well, then it's complete failure.
Helvete 06.15.10	the mods deleted the last one cos it was getting to close to the 666 list. we cant have that happening ever again :P
Inveigh 06.15.10	i think they were scared of how powerful we were becoming
buckfutter 06.15.10	They will rue the day they came across the TMF. They will rue the day!
Helvete 06.15.10	u need to rise through the ranks of the sputnik population and gain mod powerz then u can ban Dave, Jom and MX and take over
buckfutter 06.15.10	Then I need to start reviewing I guess. My writing style is terrible. The only review I wrote before that had any sense of flow whatsoever was my Fear Factory "Mechanize" review
glasswovensummer 06.15.10	i remember one time how i shoved "hello bastards" up my ass really hard.
Helvete 06.15.10	balls is a contributor, do some bribes and shady dealings and get him to be a mod
Inveigh 06.15.10	or we could just get one of the mods to join TMF... should we start recruiting Willie?
BallsToTheWall 06.15.10	mwhuahhhhhhhhhh I don't have the maturity level to be a mod.
buckfutter 06.15.10	You have to be mature to be a mod? Coulda fooled me
ConsiderPhlebas 06.15.10	The TMF needs Willie. Cool list, man - need to check out 9, though
buckfutter 06.15.10	9 is a fucking amazing release. It's very different, very original.
BigHans 06.15.10	I was online when it got took down. I had just got done reading INveigh's awesome dick scrubbing story, Nick's hooker/tranny story, Jewel's fatty sink fucking story, and posted one of my own how my ex wife suggested a three some with our hot roommate with big tits and then rescinded it and made my life a living hell for wanting it when it was originally her idea, and it got taken down right then. Either it got too big or the Mods just finally cracked. In any event, it was fucking epic.
Inveigh 06.15.10	nah, mynameischan reported it to the mods and then they deleted it. i think his comment was something like "it's about time this got taken down" -- it's in the Meds thread if anyone's curious. damn BigHans, stories like that are why I truly understand your vehement opposition to bitchy women. that's some fucked up shit.
LepreCon 06.15.10	15 more days til I apply to join your club!
BigHans 06.15.10	Yeah Inveigh its even worse than you think. We were living in LA at the time, and I was away for a couple weeks in Tulsa training for a job. The two of them (ex wife - then fiance, and our hot, hot hot roommate from back home), were drinking one night and watching Sex and the City when a threesome came on. They talked about it, called me up where I was, and both went in to graphic detail about what was going to happen when I got home. You can imagine how fucking excited I was, and I bragged about it to every dude in sight the next day. The next day on the phone I asked the ex wife about it and she went loco, accusing me of wanting to cheat on her with our roommate, and she went even crazier on her, accusing her of wanting to fuck me and us cheating and shit. Basically, the poor girl moved out within two weeks cause my cunt ex was on a rampage. For my part, I never heard the end of it. OH YEAH, IT WAS ALL HER IDEA. You think I am fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.
buckfutter 06.15.10	I've figured that any perverted ideas a woman comes up with are just ways of trapping you. Need to be on your toes, man!
buckfutter 06.15.10	Very good. I knew it was you
Inveigh 06.15.10	god damn that is one psycho-sounding bitch. i try to tread lightly when talking about another man's ex, but it sounds like you've got enough vitriol directed at her that you don't care what i call her. but that's some messed up shit. threesomes are never a good idea when they involve your significant other. my crazy ex was drunk one night (on my 19th birthday no less, and i was pretty sober) and was down for a threesome with one of my friends that happened to be a girl (she was cool with my old lady though). we started doing some kinda triple kiss shit in my car before we were going to drive back to my girl's house and all of the sudden my lady gets all pissy and starts yelling. a few minutes later the other girl is puking out the side of my car and I'm yelling at her like "get all that shit out the window!" i proceeded to get shit-face hammered and somehow made it home to my parents house. when i woke up for work the next day hungover as fuck, I stumbled outside to my car (which was parked in my drive-way in the hot July sun) and as soon as I opened my door I was hit with the smell of rotting vomit like a ton of bricks in the face. My girl pulled the same shit on me (accusing me of wanting to cheat) and never spoke to the other girl again. worst. birthday. ever.
ConsiderPhlebas 06.15.10	haha that's tragic Hans. Just imagine if you'd been there that first night.
buckfutter 06.15.10	Decide! Decide! is this safe to say!? Decide! Is that your style? Is this decide!? Decide! Is this it! Is this decide!? Decide! Really? Fine! You walked in here, was it like a dream? You got in here, was it like it seemed? I won't say nothing, nothing, Not a fucking thing! Wish you woulda said something, something! SOMETHING!!! Decide! Decide! is this safe to say!? Decide! Is that your style? Is this decide!? Decide! Is this it? Is this just fine? Decide!? Just fine! Everything is fine! Everything's just fine! Everything is fine! E-very-things fine... You walked in it, was it like a dream? You got in it, was it like it seemed? I won't say nothing, nothing, Not a fucking thing! I just wanna say something, something! SOMETHING!!!! And I wish one thing, one thing Just one fucking thing! I heard her say something, Something, something! Decide! Decide! Is this safe to say!? Decide! Is that your style? Is this decide!? Decide! Is this it? Is this just fine? E-very-things fine! Everything is fine! Everything just fine! Everything is fine
BigHans 06.15.10	I can only imagine the revolting stench that greeted you Inveigh. And don't worry about saying shit about my ex, she is as bad as advertised and then some. People think Im just a bitter guy, but the recalcitrance of this woman is entirely unprecedented.
Inveigh 06.15.10	it's funny Hans, because as one of my only facebook friends on sputnik (Blindsided is the other) I could easily show you to the profiles of the girls in my stories haha. just humiliate them, internet-style. but yeah it was one of the worst smells ever. reminds me of this one time in college where i brought a girl home from a party (right after I'd broken up with the girl in the above story) and was about to bang her when she noticed I'd been carefully avoiding using her name in conversation (no idea how she noticed that when she was so wasted). she went to my bathroom and was in there for like 15 minutes and when she came out, asked me "um, what's my name?" I had no answer for her. after about 30 seconds of silence, I said "....Carrie?" Wrong. She got up and left. I never found out her name haha. But when I went in my bathroom the next morning I discovered that she had projectile vomited all over it. God, I've had to clean up so much puke from drunk girls in my lifetime. About a month later I was drinking at a buddy's house (it happened to be the friend that had brought me to that party) and that bitch walked in. I immediately stood up and started yelling to everyone in the room (who I'd already told that story to -- multiple times probably) that the bitch who puked in my bathroom and bailed on me had just walked into the apartment. A room full of about 20 people just started booing and the girl turned around and left. and yeah, still don't know her name.
buckfutter 06.15.10	A few years back I went out and bought a brand new Dodge Magnum. My wife, her friend, and I went out and had a few drinks. On our way home, I noticed her friend was awfully quiet, but didn't say anything. We dropped her off, went home, and went to bed. I didn't use my car for probably 2 days after that. I woke up that Monday and headed into the shop. When I got into the car, I noticed the most horrifying smell. I'm looking around, looking around, and finally notice on the backseat floorboards that there was a huge stain with chunks that looked like food. That bitch never got in my car again.
BigHans 06.15.10	Last October, I went to a Queensryche concert with a buddy of mine and his girlfriend. I proceeded to get blind drunk, shot after shot, which really isnt atypical for me at a rock concert. However, I have a pretty high tolerance for booze, and I noticed I could barely stand towards the end. My friend came up to me and asked me if it had "kicked in" yet. I didnt know that the fuck he was talking about but then I remembered he offered me some brownies earlier in the night, of which I ate like 3 of. Obviously, they were pot brownies, but I do not smoke dope, so I was about as fucked up as Ive ever been in my life. Anyway, in Fargo we have this thing called Sober Guy, its like a taxi only two dudes show up, and one of them drives your car home while the other follows (its genius, really). Well, about a mile away from my house, I looked at the guy, said "Im really sorry dude," and fucking unleashed an unstoppable avalanche of puke in my OWN car. Needless to say I tipped the guy 20 bucks and havent called since.
Inveigh 06.15.10	haha that's an awesome story. nothing like cleaning puke out of your car on a hungover morning. really, it's got to be one of the worst things ever.
qwe3 06.15.10	whoring new blog http://looserthanloose.blogspot.com/ check it out dudes
ConsiderPhlebas 06.15.10	That's a nice lookin' blog.
Inveigh 06.15.10	^'tis. who is that fucking hot ass girl in the picture?
qwe3 06.15.10	The blond one? Diana Agron
Inveigh 06.15.10	haha I know that, I read your entry qwe (good stuff, btw). but, like, who IS SHE?
qwe3 06.15.10	shes from Glee, i just edited it in the post. she plays the main guys gf then she plays his ex gf cant sing though :(
ConsiderPhlebas 06.15.10	Obviously you're not a Glee fan, Inveigh lol
Inveigh 06.15.10	lol no I'm not a Glee fan Phleb. my fiancee watched it for a couple weeks and I caught a good amount of both episodes, but it just didn't hold my interest. that girl is smoking hot though.
buckfutter 06.15.10	HOW IN THE FUCK DID A TMF THREAD TURN INTO A GLEE FANCLUB THREAD?!?!?!? JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T RECRUIT YOU GUYS TO BE PUSSIES! I RECRUITED YOU TO BE PERVERTED, NASTY OLD MEN!!!!
Inveigh 06.15.10	i'm pretty sure we were ripping on glee Glee's for fags. better?
cvlts 06.15.10	love you (more) for 2, 7, and 10
buckfutter 06.15.10	Not perverted enough, blake. I expect more from you than everyone else
buckfutter 06.15.10	Lol, but really, ya, glee's for fags or 14 year old girls who have crushes on their teachers
Inveigh 06.15.10	oh, my bad dawg. hey, what color do you think that bitch's asshole is? I'll bet it's a fleshy gray.
buckfutter 06.15.10	I was hoping for a light, pinkish brown eye
PuddlesPuddles 06.15.10	Listen The Mars Foltas I'm sick of yer shit
BigHans 06.15.10	Pick up any trannies lately Pit?
buckfutter 06.15.10	Not in the past 20 minutes!
Winsomniac 06.15.10	HAH! Beggars is SUCH a grower.
buckfutter 06.15.10	Please, do yourself a favor: Step off of your high horse, climb down from your pedestal, and deflate your big head. Arrogance has never been an attractive trait, and you, my friend, have little reason to be proud.
Inveigh 06.15.10	^was that to PuddlesPuddles?
PuddlesPuddles 06.15.10	Was that to PuddlesPuddles?
buckfutter 06.15.10	No, that was just some lyrics I really fucking like and kinda relate to
PuddlesPuddles 06.15.10	Nod ya head to this
buckfutter 06.15.10	Bump wit me, dawg
PuddlesPuddles 06.15.10	I'm Michael Vick in this bitch All yall dawgs fall back, ya muts
Maniac! 06.15.10	Perception is empirical consciousness, that is to say, a consciousness which contains an element of sensation. Phenomena as objects of perception are not pure, that is, merely formal intuitions, like space and time, for they cannot be perceived in themselves. [Footnote: They can be perceived only as phenomena, and some part of them must always belong to the non-ego; whereas pure intuitions are entirely the products of the mind itself, and as such are coguized IN THEMSELVES.--Tr] They contain, then, over and above the intuition, the materials for an object (through which is represented something existing in space or time), that is to say, they contain the real of sensation, as a representation merely subjective, which gives us merely the consciousness that the subject is affected, and which we refer to some external object. Now, a gradual transition from empirical consciousness to pure consciousness is possible, inasmuch as the real in this consciousness entirely vanishes, and there remains a merely formal consciousness (a priori) of the manifold in time and space; consequently there is possible a synthesis also of the production of the quantity of a sensation from its commencement, that is, from the pure intuition = 0 onwards up to a certain quantity of the sensation. Now as sensation in itself is not an objective representation, and in it is to be found neither the intuition of space nor of time, it cannot possess any extensive quantity, and yet there does belong to it a quantity (and that by means of its apprehension, in which empirical consciousness can within a certain time rise from nothing = 0 up to its given amount), consequently an intensive quantity. And thus we must ascribe intensive quantity, that is, a degree of influence on sense to all objects of perception, in so far as this perception contains sensation.
BigHans 06.15.10	Hey look, Maniac can google.
Maniac! 06.15.10	Hey look, Maniac! owns the fucking book.
ConsiderPhlebas 06.15.10	I watched the season finale of Glee last night and almost cried. Think I need to man up a bit.
Maniac! 06.15.10	We cannot understand, in fact, how a logical principle of unity can of right exist, unless we presuppose a transcendental principle, by which such a systematic unit--as a property of objects themselves--is regarded as necessary a priori. For with what right can reason, in its logical exercise, require us to regard the variety of forces which nature displays, as in effect a disguised unity, and to deduce them from one fundamental force or power, when she is free to admit that it is just as possible that all forces should be different in kind, and that a systematic unity is not conformable to the design of nature? In this view of the case, reason would be proceeding in direct opposition to her own destination, by setting as an aim an idea which entirely conflicts with the procedure and arrangement of nature. Neither can we assert that reason has previously inferred this unity from the contingent nature of phenomena. For the law of reason which requires us to seek for this unity is a necessary law, inasmuch as without it we should not possess a faculty of reason, nor without reason a consistent and self-accordant mode of employing the understanding, nor, in the absence of this, any proper and sufficient criterion of empirical truth. In relation to this criterion, therefore, we must suppose the idea of the systematic unity of nature to possess objective validity and necessity.
buckfutter 06.15.10	Phlebas- IF YOU BRING UP GLEE ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL DISOWN YOU LIKE FREDO
ConsiderPhlebas 06.15.10	Yeah but you'll regret it years later and confess to the pope
buckfutter 06.15.10	Unlike former "Godfathers" I don't believe in religion, unless it's the religion of metal and fat chicks.
Maniac! 06.15.10	If we judge Objects merely according to con cepts, then all representation of beauty is lost. Thus there can be no rule according to which any one is to be forced to recognise anything as beautiful. We cannot press [upon others] by the aid of any reasons or fundamental propositions our judgement that a coat, a house, or a flower is beautiful. We wish to submit the Object to our own eyes, as if the satisfaction in it depended on sensation ; and yet if we then call the object beautiful, we believe that we speak with a universal voice, and we claim the assent of every one, although on the contrary all private sensation can only decide for the observer himself and his satisfaction. We may see now that in the judgement of taste nothing is postulated but such a universal voice, in respect of the satisfaction without the intervention of concepts ; and thus fas. possibility of an aesthetical judgement that can, at the same time, be regarded as valid for every one. The judgement of taste itself does not postulate the agreement of every one (for that can only be done by a logically universal judge ment because it can adduce reasons) ; it only im putes this agreement to every one, as a case of the rule in respect of which it expects, not confirma tion by concepts, but assent from others.
Maniac! 06.15.10	Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was slowly changing I would love to beat the face, Of any mother fucker that's thinkin' they can change me, White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold, If you're wantin' a piece of me I broke the mother fuckin' mold, I'm drowning in your wake Shit rubbed in my face Teething on concrete Gums bleeding Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was slowly changing I struggle in violated space, Sell out motherfuckers in the biz that try to fuck me, Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight, I ain't sellin' my soul when there's nothing to buy I'm livid in my space Pissing in my face Fuck you while you try To fuck me Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was you ain't fuckin' changing me Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the weights onto your legs Get on the plank fuck Dig bury me underneath Everything that I am rearranging Dig bury me underneath Everything that I was slowly changing Wish you were committing Suicide suckin' on a mother fuckin' tailpipe Dead man walking on a tight rope Limbless in the middle of a channel bomb's away
Maniac! 06.15.10	I figured I gotta play the angst card.
BigHans 06.15.10	Maniac has a huge man crush on Pit, its pretty obvious.
buckfutter 06.15.10	I think he wants to play with my junk
Maniac! 06.15.10	I do have a crush on Buck. Who doesn't love pussy?
buckfutter 06.15.10	You wouldn't know what pussy looked like if it beat you over the head with its oversized clitorotti
Maniac! 06.15.10	Incorrect assumptions are funny to read.
Inveigh 06.15.10	lol clitorotti
buckfutter 06.15.10	Yeah, they are. Considering you've made the assumption that I'm pussy, in which case would make you gay
Maniac! 06.15.10	because sarcasm was THAT impossible to detect in that post.
Foxhound 06.15.10	i got a blowjob last night, what are you guys up too?
buckfutter 06.15.10	Last night I was having sex for what might be one of the last times for the next 10 months
Maniac! 06.15.10	Did you make the best of it?
BigHans 06.16.10	I boned last night. In about 6 years Maniac will find out what its like to do it.
buckfutter 06.16.10	Yeah, I'm getting in as much as possible. Tara's almos 3 months in, and the last time at about 3 months she took sex away from me :-(
Inveigh 06.16.10	i just rubbed one out under my desk
BigHans 06.16.10	Thats alot of five knuckle shuffle ahead of you.
buckfutter 06.16.10	No, I avoid spanking the monkey for the most part. Only when it's been a really rough day
BigHans 06.16.10	You're going to be one ornery son of a bitch real soon then.
buckfutter 06.16.10	Usually during her pregnancy I avoid being at home. She likes it that way, and I like it that way. I'm always there for doctors appointments and classes(which GODDAMMIT!!! she'll be doing again this year)
BigHans 06.16.10	Its always been my experience that pregnant chicks really like to bone the closer they get to popping. Conversely, your will is pretty much sapped by that point.
buckfutter 06.16.10	She's afraid to. She thinks my penis in her vagina will affect the baby somehow, even though the doctor says that is the most unlikely thing to happen.
BigHans 06.16.10	Haha, when the ex was pregnant I was hesitant for the same reason your old lady is. Then again I'm hung like a rhino.
ConsiderPhlebas 06.16.10	Me and my gf are gonna try for a baby after I finish uni. Looking forward to it but don't fancy having nothing but my own hand for nearly a year. Did enough of that in my teens, and early twenties.
buckfutter 06.16.10	Then again, since this is a boy, I don't want the first thing he sees after his eyes properly form to be a penis.
Inveigh 06.16.10	lol true TMF convo right here
buckfutter 06.16.10	you know.... we might grow up to be those weird old guys who don't have a problem looking at high school girls. Speaking of old guys looking at high school girls, did miley cyrus really show her cooch?
ConsiderPhlebas 06.16.10	please tell me she did.
buckfutter 06.16.10	I dunno, I just heard Perez Hiltons in a shitload of trouble
Inveigh 06.16.10	what? do tell... isn't she 18 though?
buckfutter 06.16.10	no, she's 17 apparently.
ConsiderPhlebas 06.16.10	She's legal in Britain then
buckfutter 06.16.10	You're okay, Jewel. I realized the Glee thing is okay, considering I just realized I'm a sucker for Sarah MacLaughlin's music