BaselineOOO: I've made a girlfriend!

BaselineOOO 03.01.23	I'm desperate, help!
artiswar 03.01.23	I'm getting strong Salad Fingers vibes from you. The girl sounds like a keeper. You shouldn't eat her, but if you do start with the butt.
porcupinetheater 03.01.23	What material?
PotsyTater 03.01.23	“I’ve made a girlfriend” What did you use? Corel Draw?
BaselineOOO 03.01.23	@artiswar: Salad Fingers is a big part of my childhood! How the hell did you know? Alright, I won't eat her. But how should I treat another girl without double destruct?? I barely even know her and I already remember all of her mistakes. @porcupinetree: ?
Mort. 03.01.23	this is a girlfriend website
anode 03.01.23	Yeah
artiswar 03.01.23	i don’t have a girlfriend
IsisScript80 03.01.23	"...start with the butt." This is sound advice in any context.
pizzamachine 03.01.23	Sounds fishy…
Spec 03.01.23	You’re krilling me.
widowslaugh123 03.01.23	Thought this would be a cugno list with a twist at the end and now I can’t tell if I’m disappointed or not
BaselineOOO 03.01.23	@pizzamachine: Doesn't it?! Asking for money is such a weird thing to do with someone you've just met! I know her for one week max. I hope she likes me for who I am... I'm quite unique and evil, but she doesn't really seem to care lol.
pizzamachine 03.01.23	Could be a scam artist, could be someone in desperate need of money, either way doesn’t seem worth the trouble tbh
BaselineOOO 03.01.23	The weirdest part of all is that I can't imagine her without a cock in her mouth! I know it's not a nice thing to say but she looks whore-like, the very opposite of me, I think maybe this is the < < thing > > that attracts me so much about her, she just seems... FREE. My mind is a prison of morals, ethics, rules and harsh conservative realities that could kill even a monk with its pressure, let alone a corporatist nobody like me. YES, for me, protocol has primordial value!! But life goes on and I'm getting older, no guys I ever dated ever pleased me, it was just smoke and mirrors, I used them all, I always wanted a "hero" but he never showed up. I see myself in the future with a kid in my arm smiling at my husband but what if that is all a dream?? I have such high standards and do MY VERY BEST to meet them myself before imposing them on somebody else. Could that be my problem? Maybe. I feel like my mind is too fast, I feel 72 years old, I read 15 books a week, I listen to music in my sleep, I have 25 hobbies of which 20 are intensely physical. THIS OTHER PERSON MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I NEED TO TAKE A BREAK BEFORE I EXPLODE. Then my mind starts taking over this nice warm feeling I get in my heart and starts judging this little bitch. There's nothing there. She's braindead (like everybody else). Just... emptiness in a head. But also childlike enough to make me sympathetic towards her. Is it the innocence in her that made me fall in love with her? I'm not into women, what the HELL. Is it innocence that I've lost?
anode 03.01.23	If you feel the need to constantly occupy your time with stuff then I confirm you are a girl
BaselineOOO 03.01.23	thx
MillionDead 03.01.23	Kinda weird that you're calling her a whore? It seems like there's a lot of repression within yourself that creates these hang ups. Idk, you're into her. Sometimes it's wise to take that a face value. Try to relax and enjoy it and make it a positive experience for you both.
Sinternet 03.01.23	does she even have a penis? not worth it imo
Purpl3Spartan 03.01.23	Of all the lists on the site, this is one of them
BaselineOOO 03.01.23	@MillionDead: Many thanksies for your kind words of advice. I'll try to look deep inside and find out why I have this personal vendetta against promiscuous people and why this person is somewhat immune to it. Could be just her eyes and her smile, but if those are the sole reasons that would make me a hypocrite, for giving her a pass just because I think she's cute. The fact that she's in a way stealing money from me is another transgression which I would normally not allow with somebody else. Last time I fell in love without making much sense was in fact with Johnny (from this site), I was mad wet for him, but I pretended it was all playfully or something - like I said, it didn't make much sense at the time - then I stopped interacting with him forcefully and it kind of went away.
anode 03.01.23	Promiscuous people are the best people. I find they tend to be really kind compared to others. Also I find the whole concept of outing promiscuous women so hypocritical when men are encouraged for it
SomeCallMeTim 03.01.23	Wow you made your own gf? very DIY
IsisScript80 03.01.23	"Last time I fell in love without making much sense was in fact with Johnny (from this site), I was mad wet for him" !!! Huge, if true.
Kompys2000 03.01.23	I'm quite unique and evil
Spec 03.01.23	Danhausen of sputnikmusic.com
Hyperion1001 03.01.23	“As a vegan I told her to stop killing living beings. She then cried so I decided to forgive her.” just exquisite. no notes, absolutely quality stuff. never stop being you christina.
ArsMoriendi 03.01.23	I already said this in the Sonic Youth thread, but I think it applies here too: We need less baselines and more bass lines
rabidfish 03.01.23	eat. her. skin.
el_newg 03.01.23	If base has million number of fans i am one of them 🙋🏻. if base has ten fans i am one of them. if base have only one fan and that is me 🙋🏼🙋🏽🙋🏾. if base has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth 😢. if world against the base, i am against the world ❌🌍☄️. i love #base till my last breath.. 😍 .. Die Hard fan of base 🤓🌹. Hit Like If you Think base Best player & Smart In the world 🤠
GhandhiLion 03.01.23	“As a vegan I told her to stop killing living beings. She then cried so I decided to forgive her." Lol I missed this. Unironically based
Spec 03.01.23	Life is a creative writing assignment.
twlight 03.02.23	sounds like true love baseline, keep it up!
oltnabrick 03.02.23	Does this mean
twlight 03.02.23	if you're getting steady oral, ignore all red flags and that sinking feeling in your heart when youre not with them. everything is fine.
BaselineOOO 03.02.23	Removed all low IQ comments about "BaSSl1nE iZ a TrOll". You guys wouldn't recognize a god damn troll if one jumped up and bit you at the end of your fucking dick. So just get off my back. @twlight: Is a steady oral that important, you think? UPDATE: I don't think this is true love. We haven't talked since yesterday btw. We might go out tonight but I'll have to pay for the whole dinner again and might end up feeling bad about it. I could be paranoid but it really does seem to me that she's after my money. It's kind of cute, but I've decided that my next lover will be at least my equal and I will not engage into sexual activities with this girl. She's cute but the mental disgust for her is starting to build up. False alarm guys, I'm sorry... :)
Ragnavius 03.02.23	hey i support you. i hope you have sex with her
Ragnavius 03.02.23	please bump beavers with this woman and force her to read thomas sowell and all that other crazy shit youre into
Ragnavius 03.02.23	new ween song: baseline bumpin beavers with a borderline bunny
BaselineOOO 03.02.23	Heyyy watch your mouth. I don't even like Ween!!!
JohnnyoftheWell 09.28.23	this is a very good list i am happy for you
Ryus 09.28.23	out of what, papier mache?
Jasdevi087 09.28.23	whatever's going on here it's important
Egarran 09.28.23	Less than your age must be borderline criminal.
anode 09.28.23	my favorite part of this is baselines 4th comment true art
Brabiz 09.28.23	My gf dumped me. You’re not allowed to be happy.
kodama 09.28.23	The internet was a mistake
budgie 09.28.23	^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Koris 09.28.23	"You shouldn't eat her, but if you do start with the butt." Sound advice indeed
GhandhiLion 09.28.23	I made a hooker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ0qN-_b8e4
BaselineOOO 09.29.23	I regret ever being sexually attracted to woman. It was a distasteful experience.
Sharenge 09.29.23	curses
Egarran 09.29.23	Do it for her.
Frost15 09.29.23	If you gay, you gay ma man. No way around it, so let that girl meet one of the many sput bachelors ready to mingle
anode 09.29.23	not a fan of eating pussy baseline?