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Last Active 06-12-10 1:05 am
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| Only Dropped My Burrito Once Tonight.
Tonight was an eventful/extremely boring night. Eventful that I was very much alive in the sputnik world; Bored at the fact that sputniking (much like getting high and drunk while I do so) seems the only place I can feel entertained. Gross. | | 1 | The Dillinger Escape Plan
I Wouldn't If You Didn't
When I hold an empty burrito in my hand (just the tortilla, I suppose) and listen to this song, beans and shredded beef poetically fill my would-be burrito with magic, lust, and wonder. | | 2 | He Is Legend
China White 3
A burrito: Dry, and thirsty as fuck. What's going to hydrate this potential beast of a meal? I'll tell ya what; A lil' somethin' somethin' of this song. While it tastes deserty going down, you'll find that the bittersweet ending fills your mouth with a never-ending plethora of carne asada, beans/rice/cheese, and pico de gallo sauce. | | 3 | Dead and Divine
Teeth
No matter how many times I hear this song, it always brings me back to one thought: This burrito is so lonely. Only the soft whisper of Jacob's sensual kiss can bring this whore of a mexican dish to it's knees in pleasure. Listening to this song is like being that burrito, with said thoughts acted out in a great performance. Rated PG-13. | |
Jakeitwasaghost
07.22.10 | Mmm. | Slum
07.22.10 | This is beautiful | Jakeitwasaghost
07.22.10 | lol. Glad you think so. | Quen
07.22.10 | I came. | Jakeitwasaghost
07.22.10 | But it's rated PG-13, you can't cum! You've gotta be like Jacob in the new twilight - All nestled up to that hot white bitch, yet strong and reserved. You don't REALLY want to pre-ejaculate in your wolf jeans, but you also can't help it... | Jakeitwasaghost
07.22.10 | I expected this to be cooler when I wrote it drunk at 1 a.m. :( Booooooooo-uuuurrnnnns. |
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