InAbsentia
05.19.11 | There was a similar list a few days ago.
Anyway, I'm 20. |
KILL
05.19.11 | 43 |
Uranium
05.19.11 | Yea, I must've missed that list. I just want to know if i'm too old for this site these days.
21 |
AnotherBrick
05.19.11 | 14 in august |
TheStig
05.19.11 | 23. Also, hell yes 4! |
pedroia55
05.19.11 | 194 months old |
MetallicOpeth
05.19.11 | 725328000 Seconds |
demigod93
05.19.11 | 12 |
KILL
05.19.11 | 44 |
AfterTheBreakdown
05.19.11 | 18 |
InAbsentia
05.19.11 | "12"
That explains a lot. |
auberginedreams
05.19.11 | 21 |
savagecabbage
05.19.11 | 13 |
Spec
05.19.11 | Didn't this list just happen? |
MetallicOpeth
05.19.11 | yep |
Uranium
05.19.11 |
*mmmhmmm* |
InAbsentia
05.19.11 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=73108&memberid=437979 |
AngelofDeath
05.19.11 | Too old, too fucking cold. |
bowiefanman69
05.19.11 | I'm 69 |
lobby
05.19.11 | happy birthday kill |
demigod93
05.19.11 | 253 |
KILL
05.19.11 | ty lobby |
Strider
05.19.11 | Just turned 20 |
bloc
05.19.11 | 22 in August |
Electric City
05.19.11 | "12"
I'M TWENTY EIGHT
|
Thane
05.19.11 | 21 in august |
FatChickIrl
05.19.11 | 82 k |
redskyformiles
05.19.11 | lol |
acorncheese
05.19.11 | hey IDIOT, we already had a 200+ comment age list. |
bungy
05.19.11 | IM A MILLION YEARS OLD |
PiratesWithHats
05.19.11 | 18 in July |
omnipanzer
05.19.11 | 34 |
omnipanzer
05.19.11 | wait... does that guy have Uranium up his rectum? |
Counterfeit
05.19.11 | I'm anotherbricks twin brother |
Jethro42
05.19.11 | I am the elder, game over. |
WashboardSuds
05.19.11 | 16 |
amontillado
05.19.11 | I'm fucking 32... |
kingjulian
05.19.11 | 21 and a half |
Yazz_Flute
05.19.11 | 4 years old tomorrow. |
Counterfeit
05.19.11 | Yazz is my son. |
omnipanzer
05.19.11 | 'I am the elder, game over."
Was I right about 45? |
Satellite
05.19.11 | 45
|
omnipanzer
05.19.11 | 45 |
Jethro42
05.19.11 | nope more like 47...and a half lol |
spillingmercury
05.19.11 | My life is just one big moment that I see all at once. There is no age. |
PostModernJellyfish
05.19.11 | 18 years of age. |
Jethro42
05.19.11 | so, no prize for me |
Jethro42
05.19.11 | ah, the today's youth
ah, la jeunesse d'aujourdh'hui |
omnipanzer
05.19.11 | pretty sure I'm closest. |
Jethro42
05.19.11 | shhhhhhhhhhh |
omnipanzer
05.19.11 | ;^) |
kangaroopoo
05.19.11 | 36
wow 47 Jethro, je suis assez jeune alors! |
Yazz_Flute
05.20.11 | Counterfeit is my mama. |
bungy
05.20.11 | IM A MILLION YEARS OLD |
Satellite
05.20.11 | the earth ain't even that old silly |
andcas
05.20.11 | deja vu |
omnipanzer
05.20.11 | ^^ republican huh? |
Satellite
05.20.11 | no.
satirist. |
omnipanzer
05.20.11 | lol that I can appreciate. |
Gyromania
05.20.11 | I'm 56. |
Uranium
05.20.11 | well then |
andcas
05.20.11 | title change makes this hilarious. |
Spec
05.20.11 | HA. Title change. |
acorncheese
05.20.11 | i c what u did their |
Cosmiche
05.20.11 | i get it |
Adabelle
05.20.11 | Nice (; |
savagecabbage
05.20.11 | lol |
witchxrapist
05.20.11 | 420 |
Electric City
05.20.11 | lol nicely done |
MetallicOpeth
05.20.11 | title change makes this hilarious [2] |
demigod93
05.20.11 | 6'5" |
kangaroopoo
05.20.11 | dammit : [ |
ckunke002
05.20.11 | I see what you did here..... |
Jethro42
05.20.11 | dammit : [
[2] |
lobby
05.21.11 | KILL: 43
KILL: 44
nothing like birthday sex |
someguest
05.21.11 | steal a virgin |
Satellite
05.21.11 | 24
best $15 i ever spent |
someguest
05.21.11 | you paid that much in michigan?
rip off |
Ire
05.21.11 | neva
im saving it for rape |
DinoX
05.21.11 | I'm 18 |
Vesper
05.21.11 | Well played, sir.
http://imagehaul.com/uploads/960515cc296189b16d3ba213b0b21d9e.gif |
robertsona
05.22.11 | LOL |
Wolfhorde
05.22.11 | I'm 42. (Yeah, exactly!)
@sonic: read the description, bro. |
FatChickIrl
05.22.11 | im 82 |
NWOAHM666
08.24.11 | "IM A MILLION YEARS OLD"
"the earth ain't even that old silly"
Earth is like 45 million years old. Humanity is 2 million years old.
Sorry, you lost. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | NWOAHM666 didn't answer the question, so I'll assume he hasn't. |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | 13 would be the correct number for me. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | 14, unless you count the times with NWOAHM's mom. |
Apollo
08.24.11 | I was 18...pretty sad I know
and I'm 25 years old now |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | "I was 18...pretty sad I know"
shut the fuck up. |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | 18 isn't sad |
Apollo
08.24.11 | Relax Brandon.
Tbh I haven't even fucked that many girls. I was raised in an ultra christian household and grew up with this strange notion of waiting for marriage before having sex. Thank goodness I smartened up. A little late I know but I still smartened up. |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | "Earth is like 45 million years old."
sorry but lol
I was 11. Fucked around with my friend from across the street quite often. He's straight now though. |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | The Earth is like 4.5 billion years old |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Brandon, the judo thing should work in your favor at some point. |
Apollo
08.24.11 | ^Yeah don't worry kiddo, you'll get your stick wet sometime soon I'm sure |
cirq
08.24.11 | 16 |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | "Brandon, the judo thing should work in your favor at some point."
2 words.
Military Uniform |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | Only white trash chicks dig military uniforms
|
Apollo
08.24.11 | ^False. Women love a man in uniform. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | There's nothing wrong with white trash chicks. They put out more than the WASP-y chicks. |
WashboardSuds
08.24.11 | 15. but the relationship didn't work well afterwards |
Relinquished
08.24.11 | 15
with an 18 year old |
Apollo
08.24.11 | @ Washboard - is it cuz you put it in her ass?
they don't generally like it that young |
Sanders
08.24.11 | Washboard, did you finish up with a strawberry cheesecake? That'd put a dampener on a relationship. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | I prefer the Hot Carl. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | And it's called a Strawberry Shortcake, Sanders. |
Sanders
08.24.11 | Cheesecake in the UK! Either way, it's second only to the angry pirate... |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Goddamn Europeans and their different ways of doing things! |
WashboardSuds
08.24.11 | it was anal, did hurt her at first. not the smartest decision. it was her idea though |
Sanders
08.24.11 | I hate it when semantics get in the way of sex crimes. |
rockandmetaljunkie
08.24.11 | I was 17 |
Pharoh
08.24.11 | "Earth is like 45 million years old."
Nobody knows that for sure, radiodating is false |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | i highly doubt someone who can't spell their own username correctly has ever had one peepee touch |
Apollo
08.24.11 | "it was anal, did hurt her at first. not the smartest decision. it was her idea though"
lmfao sounds like a typical woman
"Lets do this baby, put it in my bum"
5 minutes later
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE THAT HURT! FUCK YOU THIS IS OVER! "
|
Pharoh
08.24.11 | LOL |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | radiodating is false
Says you |
thechodewarrior
08.24.11 | i was 14 |
singthewordhope
08.24.11 | at 16 to the girl i eventually married |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | many guys ended up losing their virginity to me |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | "at 16 to the girl i eventually married"
Roofies? |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | "Roofies?"
Daily? |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | maniac lets fuck |
lucasjcockcroft
08.24.11 | 16 and 16 |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | sorry lucas but you have the worst taste on this site i doubt you'll ever lose your virginity |
WashboardSuds
08.24.11 | @ Apollo - lol right? and I'm the fucking asshole |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Rosa, shut the fuck up.... seriously.
You're not funny, you're not a hipster, you're just a waste of sperm. |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | Why are you so mad pit |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | "radiodating is false"
Radio Carbon dating or Carbon dating is not false. It gets more inaccurate the older an item is.
|
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | I'm not mad. You're just a fucking idiot. And I'm not the only one saying it. |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | Dude you can't even deny the fact that you are extremely pissed off right now.
Chill out |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | They date the age of the earth based on geology not radio carbon dating which makes it completely useless for your point anyway. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Oh, look! He's trying to be cool again! U MAD BRO U MAD BRO U MAD BRO
Rosa, quit while you're not THAT far behind, please. |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | Well you are mad, but I know how to spell "you". |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Rosa, give up. No one wants you here. I highly doubt your parents even want you around, and what's even funnier is you're all in when I'm jumping on someone else, but the second I jump on you it's because "I'm mad."
Get a clue, bro. |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | I want Rosa here. He's like Coneren-lite |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | The difference is, with me, you are pissed. I make fun of dirty spooks and it offends you. Because
behind your rough sputnik tough guy exterior, you're a big fucking baby. |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | I'd rather save myself for Cone |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | "The difference is, with me, you are pissed. I make fun of dirty spooks and it offends you. Because behind your rough sputnik touch guy exterior, you're a big fucking baby."
Oh look guys! He's mad. So mad! |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | "I'd rather save myself for Cone"
At least Cone is funny. |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | Using the word "fucking" doesn't equate with anger. |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | "dirty spooks"
? |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | black people |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | "I make fun of dirty spooks"
I'm assuming you're making a racist comment, and I'm going to take it with a grain of salt, but let me tell you kid: say something stupid like that to my face and we'll see how big of a fucking baby I am. |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | Why would you do that? |
JWT155
08.24.11 | I'm celibate, it's hipster. |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | lol okay pit I'm definitely going to have trouble sleeping tonight |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | Why would you want to "I make fun of dirty spooks"? |
lucasjcockcroft
08.24.11 | @rosa get the fuck out my bus seat |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | I'm not saying you should be afraid. I'm just letting you know that when you say shit like that to people with children who are of mixed race, it dosen't necessarily pan out in your favor. |
Megadeth
08.24.11 | SAY IT TO MY FACE BRO |
FadeToBlack
08.24.11 | 39 |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | I don't really have anything against black people. But for the purposes of making pit cry, I do. |
JWT155
08.24.11 | Ur kool |
Uranium
08.24.11 | "I was raised in an ultra christian household and grew up with this strange notion of waiting for marriage before having sex. Thank goodness I smartened up"
Yeah, the same thing happened to me, until I realized I knew no girls who were still virgins and I must be an idiot. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Yeah, because saying racist shit to someone who has two children, who are both half black, is okay. It's so edgy and cool.
It's one thing to make fun of stereotypes, it's another thing to say something that's downright ignorant.
And the fact that you "make fun of dirty spooks" has nothing to do with this. It's the fact that you're a complete fucking retard. |
omnipanzer
08.24.11 | Oh okay, I just think it's kind of dumb and per usual I'll go ahead and point out that as soon as you
stoop to personal attacks it really means you've run out of creative ways of winning and are on the
way to losing. Edit: thank you T |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | losing |
RosaParks
08.24.11 | i dont give two shits pit. It's the internet. Fuck your kids. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | You're done, Rosa. You're done. Time to move on to your next annoying attribute. |
FadeToBlack
08.24.11 | you're trying too hard rosa |
JWT155
08.24.11 | Ur kool rosa |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Apparently you do give two shits, Rosa, because you're staying on the subject and vehemently defending yourself. I'm not gonna deny that I care, because I've already made it known before that talking about my kids isn't gonna fly with me. |
Sanders
08.24.11 | Fucking hell, this website is full of fucktards. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | I think he was expecting a lot more support than what he got. |
Megadeth
08.24.11 | kids dont belong on sputnikmusic! its very rude website imo |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Tell that to Rosa's parents. They should keep that kid locked up in a cage. |
Parallels
08.24.11 | lol |
Slum
08.24.11 | lol virgin surprise |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | this list got really lame, really fast. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Sorry Maniac. Rosa follows me around everywhere and piggy-backs on my comments. It got really annoying. |
Sanders
08.24.11 | ^yeeeeeep. Edit - @Maniac. |
WashboardSuds
08.24.11 | so sex |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | I like sex.
Or the idea of it. |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | I heard it feels good. |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Love me some sex |
Tyrael
08.24.11 | Cmon Maniac I bet you get loads of it
lol |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | "Cmon Maniac I bet you get loads of it"
I don't like to hump and tell |
Tyrael
08.24.11 | Respect brother, respect... |
SowingSeason
08.24.11 | what does sex feel like
seriously someone tell me |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | Like giant sandbags |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | That's boobs |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | Like giant bags of sand?
Have you ever even felt a boob before? |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | Lol |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | 40 year old virgin |
Trebor17
08.24.11 | virgin: In North Carolina, any girl who can outrun her brothers. |
Uranium
08.24.11 | Best two minutes ever directly followed by a solid minute of shame |
Maniac!
08.24.11 | "Best two minutes ever"
lmfao. You forgot to mention embarrassment. |
WashboardSuds
08.24.11 | what to water balloons feel like |
FatChickIrl
08.24.11 | how does anal feel like?lol |
Hyperion1001
08.24.11 | ""IM A MILLION YEARS OLD"
"the earth ain't even that old silly"
Earth is like 45 million years old. Humanity is 2 million years old.
Sorry, you lost."
I think i just died a little bit. |
ShadowRemains
08.24.11 | 16 |
Ire
08.24.11 | 6 |
TheStefan
08.24.11 | "how does anal feel like?lol"
like stuffing your penis into the mouth of a waterbottle. and then it feels like stuffing your penis into the mouth of a volcano |
FrankRedHot
08.24.11 | A wonderful, narrow volcano. |
toxin.
08.24.11 | 71 |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | huge sand bags |
CakeWithCream
08.24.11 | I'm 16, and lost it a few months back |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | are you wet and willing? |
Josh D.
08.24.11 | WELL DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW OLD I AM OR WHEN I LOST MY VIGINNITYU? |
CakeWithCream
08.24.11 | sorry, i don't know you that well D: |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | fuck you bitch you fucking fag |
Josh D.
08.24.11 | Yeah. |
foreverendeared
08.24.11 | I was ready to open up my heart and soul to you and you shot me down, now I'm going to have to kill your entire family. |
Uranium
08.24.11 | "Earth is like 45 million years old."
Dude, Discovery Channel said it was 4.567 billion. Not even shitting around right now. |
Satellite
08.24.11 | pretty sure they're quoting "science" and "facts" when they say that |
Uranium
08.24.11 | i thought they pulled it our their ass |
Josh D.
08.24.11 | It could be worse: you could be like one well known Sputniker that thinks the Earth is factually about 6,000 years old. So... |
Yuma310
08.24.11 | Still havn't |
Yuma310
08.24.11 | EDIT |
ShadowRemains
08.25.11 | "6"
i believe it, you fucked up child |
Piglet
08.25.11 | 14 and 4 months |
deathofasalesman
08.25.11 | 17 and still a virgin. Fuck the h8ers. |
Emim
08.25.11 | I'm confused as to if this is just an age list or what, so I'll go with that.
20 in October |
Uranium
08.25.11 | "Fuck the h8ers"
I just have this Pruane2forever meme flashing through my head right now |
deathofasalesman
08.25.11 | I never seen it but I can imagine it being pretty "heh-funny" worthy. |
IsPerv
08.25.11 | Still a virgin. But then again, just turned 18 in October, so I've got time. |
none
08.25.11 | no u don't u must do it in the next 60 seconds or u die |
Uranium
08.25.11 | IsPerv..... the name explains why you haven't been granted access yet. |
CakeWithCream
08.25.11 | hahaha ^
and some dude wanted to kill my family wtf man |
FatChickIrl
08.26.11 | Fuck you and your fucking family bitch |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | They are so fucked man, you better be telling them to get an alarm system because I'm fucking coming at them with everything I got. |
rasputin
08.26.11 | I turned 22 on Sunday. |
rasputin
08.26.11 | oh and lost my V plates at 16 |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | V plates? We call it the v-card here. |
rasputin
08.26.11 | learner drivers here put L plates up on their front and back windows and then once they get their license they have to put up P plates for the first two years, so V plates was derived from that
I assume various places have different colloquialisms for it |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | Probably. |
hellpickle
08.26.11 | I'm 20/ 21 in a or so month. Lost it few weeks ago. |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | "I'll go ahead and point out that as soon as you stoop to personal attacks it really means you've run out of creative ways of winning and are on the way to losing."
Doesn't usually matter to people.
I'm 18 and don't see why I should be in any rush to lose my virginity. |
FatChickIrl
08.26.11 | bc in high school when u lose ur virginity u gain 1000+ cool pts |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | because it feel really good like giant sandbags and how could you not want to cup some sandbags all the time |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | I'm not in high school. And I guess I have weird boobs because they sure don't feel like sandbags. |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | bags of sand bro |
FrankRedHot
08.26.11 | "bc in high school when u lose ur virginity u gain 1000+ cool pts"
And rightfully so. |
alachlahol
08.26.11 | i heard some sand bag talkin in here so i came walkin in here |
FromDaHood
08.26.11 | 17 and still a virgin, although I did turn sex down one time. |
FrankRedHot
08.26.11 | You should always turn down sex with your relatives, FromDaHood, so that was a good decision. |
Hep Kat
08.26.11 | i would have killed myself if i was still a virgin at 17 |
FromDaHood
08.26.11 | It kind of sucks |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Damn. That girl shouldn't have taken those rufies |
Yuma310
08.26.11 | it only sucks if your a huge dick who needs to not be a virgin to have meaning in life. |
FromDaHood
08.26.11 | Or it sucks because you haven't had sex. |
Yuma310
08.26.11 | True enough, it really depends on the person I guess and how high having sex is on their list of to-do's. |
Transcend
08.26.11 | In English class today, the teacher was talking about "loss of innocence" and if it can happen multiple times. I'm pretty sure that it was in the context of social and religious disillusionment, but a couple people still seemed to have major trouble with holding back an outburst of laughter. |
benkim
08.26.11 | 22 in December. Yeah!! |
benkim
08.26.11 | I remember when I was about 19 I had the chance to lose my virginity but I had whiskey dick!! Fucking embarrassing! I did lose it later though. |
FromDaHood
08.26.11 | You sound too young to be 12, let alone 22 |
benkim
08.26.11 | I don't know how I am able to sound through my words here but whatever. I think I was born with a deficit of 10 years or something. |
toxin.
08.26.11 | Yeah you do seem like you're 14 |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | let's talk about sandbags again |
FatChickIrl
08.26.11 | I love touching boobies that feel like sandbags |
Uranium
08.26.11 | dude, if it feels like a sandbag its probably got a tumor |
luschlotz
08.26.11 | 17 and still a virgin. Fuck the h8ers.
(2) |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | dude it's awesome. It feels like sandbags i bet you can't wait |
Vesper
08.26.11 | No, they're probably fake if they feel like sandbags. |
toxin.
08.26.11 | I could [3] that |
drasticaction74
08.27.11 | 16 |
someguest
08.27.11 | "i would have killed myself if i was still a virgin at 17"
yeah then you wouldn't be on the internet talking shit in your 20s. i'm glad you didn't do it. |
luschlotz
08.27.11 | owned |
ReturnToRock
10.10.12 | 8.62555977 × 1023 femtoseconds |
ReturnToRock
10.10.12 | ^That should be 10 to the 23rd power, not 1023. |
DatsNotDaMetulz
10.10.12 | I'm 19. Still a virgin. yeah.... thought being in a band would help. Problem there - I ended up being the bassist. |
MichaelSnoxall
10.10.12 | Lost mine at 16. |
mifzal
10.10.12 | 10 to my guitar |
ReturnToRock
10.10.12 | Actually, I did the math wrong, it should be 8.57296489 × 10(23) femtoseconds.
And Dats, I heard bass players got the MOST nookie. After being in a band, I can disprove both THAT myth and the myth that being in a band gets you the girls. Not if you look like a nerd and are in a nerd-punk band with about 5 fans, it doesn't :p |
DatsNotDaMetulz
10.10.12 | Nah I'm a fullblown metalhead in terms of appearance (although indie people and chavs say I look like
Hagrid - MY BEARD IS NOWHERE NEAR LONG ENOUGH) in a punk band. Wanna start my own project at uni. Will
being frontman help? |
DarthMann
10.10.12 | havent lost my virginity sorry |
TheBigLebowski
10.10.12 | 18 a few months ago, lost it to John Goodman a few years back. |
Ovrot
10.10.12 | I had sex with blackie lawless
step it up |
ReturnToRock
10.10.12 | Being a frontman might help, for sure. Also, lol chavs. Drunken chavettes I bet. The same lot that say my accent sounds Russian... |
MeatSalad
10.10.12 | 12 or 13 to hand
17 to woman vagina |
Evreaia
10.10.12 | 12 not proud of it though |
Feels
10.10.12 | Also 12, I also smoked week the first time that year! |
Uranium
10.10.12 | ok so who lost their virginity by rape? |
someguest
10.10.12 | raper or rapee? |
WashboardSuds
10.10.12 | 12? holy shit |
Uranium
10.10.12 | 12 sounds like a rapee candidate |
ViralOblivion
10.10.12 | I was 15 |
Ignimbrite
10.10.12 | I'm 18 and I haven't lost it yet. Suck it. |
Calc
10.10.12 | I'm a eunuch. |
StagnantWords
10.10.12 | I was 17 to the actual hottest girl ever, my gf before that was ugly as shit and i'm glad i never did anything.
I'm 24 now, and my gf now is 4/10, i miss being young and confident. |
Uranium
10.10.12 | 4/10? damn dude time deny and resupply |
StagnantWords
10.10.12 | Haha, i know but we're glued together financially so it's been tough, i'm not moving back in with my parents so i'll manage. |
MetallicOpeth
10.10.12 | "I'm 18 and I haven't lost it yet. Suck it."
lol |
North0House2
10.10.12 | 18 for both answers.
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DominionMM1
10.10.12 | "I'm 24 now, and my gf now is 4/10"
So why are you with her? Is she really funny or something? |
intotheshit
10.10.12 | I was born experienced. |
Crymsonblaze
10.10.12 | Her? |
North0House2
10.10.12 | "Her?"
Wut
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Crymsonblaze
10.10.12 | Arrested Development |
DominionMM1
10.10.12 | AD reference ftw |
MikeC26
10.10.12 | 16...it was the best 5 seconds of my life. |
North0House2
10.10.12 | Lol, how did I not see that?
The show's coming back on the air at some point, right? |
DominionMM1
10.10.12 | netflix is doing 10 episodes next year |
ILJ
10.10.12 | Turning 20 in December, lost my v card last year around thanksgiving.
Oddly enough, my girlfriend seems to want sex more than I do. |
ILJ
10.10.12 | I didn't realize how old this list was. |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | 15 and i'm 17. |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | and dang. This is old. |
UnnamedOcean
10.10.12 | I'd tell you but it's the internet so nobody cares. |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | Well now i care. |
Uranium
10.10.12 | this is very old and yet the entire site are still virgins |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | lol |
Evreaia
10.10.12 | Uranium seems sexually frustrated |
ViperAces
10.10.12 | Havent yet. Not because Im young because Im ugly. |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | Don't say that about yourself >:| |
IdiotequeCigar
10.10.12 | Still waiting for Topaz to take mine away |
DarthMann
10.10.12 | yeah 12 is bullshit it wouldn'tve been like a legit lets have sex im horny i wanna fuck u kinda thing it was mroe than likely experementing unless u yanks are fucked up then idk |
someguest
10.10.12 | "I'm 24 now, and my gf now is 4/10, i miss being young and confident."
jackass |
Uranium
10.10.12 | how come none of sputnik's female users have commented lol |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | I saw some chick talkin about her boobs not being sand bags but that's about it. |
Calc
10.10.12 | sputnik has no female users. |
Evreaia
10.10.12 | you'll scared 'em away with you dicktalk |
Emim
10.10.12 | i once saw a nipple on cinemax |
FromDaHood
10.10.12 | Dammit, I still haven't lost my virginity. I was hoping I would have by the time this thread came back. |
ABjordanMM
10.10.12 | Haha ^ Better get on that. |
Uranium
10.10.12 | round 3 of this list will surface 2013 so maybe next year |
DarthMann
10.10.12 | kimm commented before |
GnFnRs87
10.10.12 | This thread ...... Jesus Christ .....
Btw 17- lost it a fuckin while ago (15 I think)
I iz sxc |
andcas
10.10.12 | this site really is infested by teenagers isn't it? |
Uranium
10.10.12 | yup |
Strider
10.10.12 | 21 |
sixdegrees
10.10.12 | I haven't
;_; |
Graveyard
10.10.12 | 15
with da mary jane |
Hep Kat
10.10.12 | i dont remember if i ever answered this thread before but i was 15
i'll always remember that day, back in '72. she was the sweetest angel i ever did see, but i would so learn her flower was a poison
lessthanSLASH3 |
Graveyard
10.10.12 | it sucks when the vaginal hole is too small for the big sausage |
Hyperion1001
10.10.12 | sucks when you have a tiny pecker too |
necromechanical
10.10.12 | 17 :O |
jrm96
10.10.12 | Im 16 lost it when i was 14. |
Hyperion1001
10.10.12 | how do 14 year olds even know how to fuck |
ridethesybian
10.10.12 | i would hate to be you |
jrm96
10.10.12 | Whn u live where i am, 12 yr olds know |
jrm96
10.10.12 | And i was too drunk to remember it even happened |
ridethesybian
10.10.12 | so you didnt do it then ok |
jrm96
10.10.12 | Wait wat? Yea im pretty sure it did |
andcas
10.10.12 | lol. |
FromDaHood
10.10.12 | But you aren't 100% sure |
jrm96
10.10.12 | Yea i am. Its not like i havent done it since then |
menawati
10.10.12 | your pet kitten doesnt count |
jrm96
10.10.12 | i don't have a cat |
MMX
10.10.12 | 17th Birthday |
tommygun
10.10.12 | I'm 24 now, lost it when I was 16 |
ILJ
10.10.12 | "your pet kitten doesnt count"
You're a sick motherfucker. Who the fuck fucks a kitten?
It was obviously a dog. What are we, animals? |
jrm96
10.10.12 | It was a poodle |
menawati
10.10.12 | ah a bit of posh |
jrm96
10.10.12 | Yup |
RosaParks
10.11.12 | 11 |
DixieNormous
12.15.12 | I did |
MiniatureHorse
12.15.12 | I was 15 |
DatsNotDaMetulz
12.15.12 | Still nothing yet - if I've still got it by the end of my time at uni I've failed as a student. I have sort of got a project I'm fronting now but it's a fucking studio project and we don't plan on playing live. Also recently a lot more people have been telling me I look like Claudio Sanchez from Coheed and Cambria and one person saw a picture of Sepultura on my Chaos AD booklet (so 1993 era) and thought Max Cavalera was me until I pointed out I was only like 2 weeks old when that album was released. Still, I reckon I could pull that look off in my favour. |
sniper01
12.15.12 | i was 16. i'm 21 now. |
Crymsonblaze
12.15.12 | i was 37. i'm 42 now. |
omnipanzer
12.15.12 | I remember this, it was a fun thread. |
demigod93
03.06.13 | 13 |
BallsToTheWall
03.06.13 | I was molested by a dolphin at sea world when I was 7. Does that count? |
Calc
03.06.13 | I found mine and I think Ima keep it. |
Kman418
03.06.13 | I know someone who legitimately lost his virginity when he was 13. Dudes a pro. |
Vakarian12
03.06.13 | 16. |
foxblood
03.06.13 | right now actually |
Winsomniac
03.06.13 | Wiley McDolphinRapeCave |
someguest
03.06.13 | "I know someone who legitimately lost his virginity when he was 13. Dudes a pro."
What damage can you do with a pindick anyway? |
