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08.02.14 The Ills Of Modern Jamz06.06.12 High School 07-11

The Ills Of Modern Jamz

THE TOP PLAGUES ON TODAY'S MUSIC SCENE
1Of Mice and Men
Restoring Force

Shitty music, shitty dudes
2Sworn In
The Death Card

Faux-HXC for former scene kids
3Attila
About That Life

y u do dis
4Hundredth
When Will We Surrender

The Ghost Inside cover band
5 Dangerkids
I don't know jesus

linkinparkcore?
6Memphis May Fire
Unconditional

o wow another warpedtourcore band
7Sleeping With Sirens
Feel

o wow another warpedtourcore band
8Bring me the Horizon
Sempiternal

o wow another warpedtourcore band that won't fucking GO AWAY
9Your Demise
The Golden Age

Another great hardcore outfit ruined by some Mac Miller dickriding scenebro
10Asking Alexandria
From Death to Destiny

Went from a TDWP/enter shikari rape-baby to even lulzier buttrock
11Woe, Is Me
Genesi[s]

how exactly did they expect this to work?
12Falling In Reverse
Fashionably Late

vanflip x1000
13Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!
Pardon My French

EY DOODS R U RDY 2???!!
14Motionless In White
Infamous

Made a name for themselves by ripping off FTFD so vocalist could ride Manson's
dick
15Black Veil Brides
Set the World On Fire

FAKE & GAAAAAAAAAAAY
16Annotations of an Autopsy
Dark Days

eurofag version of emmoor, refuse to actually break up, have played 4 farewell
shows
17 Eatmewhileimhot
MUSHROOM

Could not make it through a single music video without rage quitting, dude is bent
0/10 would not bang
18Machine Gun Kelly
Lace Up

Sleeping with Sirens other vocalist's shitty ass rap
19Riff Raff
Neon Icon

not funny
20Nicki Minaj
Pink Friday

Lil Kim ripoff
21Iggy Azalea
The New Classic

Nicki Minaj ripoff, essentially a clone of a clone, welcome to radio music
22Lady Gaga
Artpop

mindless trash
23Like Moths to Flames
An Eye For an Eye

BOOOOOOORING RISECORE DONE TO DEATH
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