Spec: Cool Users Ranked

Spec 02.01.17	I usually play shit like this. Gets me focuses and energetic while I drink eight beers in one sitting.
theBoneyKing 02.01.17	Wow thanks for making me number 1 dude
Spec 02.01.17	ok
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	I've encountered a phenomenon where if I drink an energy drink at any point during the day and then go home and have a beer, I will piss like a racehorse for the rest of the evening. Seriously I'll have like two beers and the river floweth forth from my loins
Spec 02.01.17	I can get through six but once I pee once its all over.
Ovrot 02.01.17	i can't decide my favorite track on 4 i think symmetry of zero but it's a close one
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	It's weird how universal 'breaking the seal' is. I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for that shit.
Spec 02.01.17	I read that it's a myth. Sure doesn't feel like a myth.
brainmelter 02.01.17	I play rocket league so I'm obligated to be #1here
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	I wonder how much I've pissed in my life. Like what's the overall volume? How large is the largest ship that you could float on all the urine that I have excreted in my lifetime?
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	http://bodyodd.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/18/16572994-a-happy-hour-urban-myth-is-breaking-the-seal-a-real-thing?lite
illmitch 02.01.17	peep this https://open.spotify.com/album/2nDG9dr8n0dEE72LT5Sjb9
Tyler. 02.01.17	Hey wait a minute....
hal1ax 02.01.17	every time i shit i also piss someone explain to me this in scientific jargon please
Hovse 02.01.17	Hal1ax r u diabetic?
talktothehead 02.01.17	well when you got a dick up your ass, the shit has no where else to go so it's pushed through the urethra. simple.
hal1ax 02.01.17	@hovse: no, but i do have elephantiasis on my dick
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	You're using the same muscles I guess Side note: there's nothing quite like a good piss shiver
hal1ax 02.01.17	i could fill an entire otter pop sleeve with just precum
talktothehead 02.01.17	uhm........................
hal1ax 02.01.17	ala bounce u ugly little fucking rat sphincter
talktothehead 02.01.17	Fuck off
TheSpaceMan 02.01.17	what do u play rocket league on?
brainmelter 02.01.17	damn hal, you must drink a LOT of water
Spec 02.01.17	i got five down so far and my ping is shit so im back
betray 02.01.17	damn I see you with her
ZippaThaRippa 02.01.17	Damn man you gotta save some of the fluid for the cum itself.
Spec 02.01.17	you're the reason i caaaaaame
TheSpaceMan 02.01.17	dammit spec what do u run the game on??
neekafat 02.01.17	Best List 2k17
Spec 02.01.17	ps4 my man
TheSpaceMan 02.01.17	damn figured, thats where most of the pop is at. great game
Spec 02.01.17	cross platform which is cool
TheSpaceMan 02.01.17	no kidding? i dont multiplayer too much these days
demigod! 02.01.17	I think rocket league might be the pinnacle of multiplayer competetive gaming also six is cold
TheSpaceMan 02.01.17	nahhh its a great dose of it tho!
DinosaurJones 02.01.17	Haven't played Rocket league in a good awhile... need to get back to it. It's a good time. Also, listen to the new Tupperware Remix Party. Ladyworld is probably on Spoofy by now.
TheSpaceMan 02.01.17	Anyone have it for the Xbox and wanna get trashed?
teamster 02.01.17	My son rules at rocket league. PS4 ...who wants some ?
Flugmorph 02.01.17	why am i not on this list, fuck you!
Spec 02.02.17	i gotcha cuz
DominionMM1 02.02.17	if flug makes the list it'll be like koko b ware making the wwe hof
Flugmorph 02.02.17	i did not understand that metaphor but it prob was something wacky
Spec 02.02.17	the spec user hall of fame
Dewinged 02.02.17	Spec I am the guy that managed to get one 22, A Million thread into a Rocket League thread. I deserve to be in this HoF. My rec is anything but 22, A Million.
50iL 02.02.17	lol can i enter pls
Satellite 02.02.17	ctrl + f 'satellite' 0 of 0 slowly trudges to liquor cabinet
Satellite 02.02.17	(it's where i keep my gun)
Spec 02.02.17	damn you boys is wild
Spec 02.02.17	50iL you gotta say something more entertaining than that my man.
Satellite 02.02.17	asking if he can penetrate you is pretty entertaining imo
50iL 02.02.17	I can rub your skinny toes with lotion and lick it off if you want. In addition to penetration.
FullOfSounds 02.02.17	yo thanks for the shout my man
Satellite 02.02.17	i almost didn't graduate because i didn't go to study hall a single time my senior yr m/ hour and a half lunch ftw
Tyler. 02.02.17	hey spec i thought we were friends
Dewinged 02.02.17	I stated my case Spec, what else do you need man! I BOTCHED BON IVER.
FullOfSounds 02.02.17	i'd do anything for a spot on this marvelous list
Spec 02.02.17	Dewinged I honestly had no idea what you were talking about.
Spec 02.02.17	"Spec I am the guy that managed to get one 22, A Million thread into a Rocket League thread. I deserve to be in this HoF. My rec is anything but 22, A Million." like wtf refraise pls
Tyler. 02.02.17	damn i had a rather funny comment lined up
Spec 02.02.17	okay now do it
Satellite 02.02.17	nah the window's closed
Tyler. 02.02.17	yeah it wont be funny now you ruined it
Spec 02.02.17	damn im sorry it had to end this way
Satellite 02.02.17	not yet you aren't
Satellite 02.02.17	you fuck with one tyler you fuck will all of us
Tyler. 02.02.17	wait put me the fuck back on this list right now what are you doing
Tyler. 02.02.17	#banspec
Trebor. 02.02.17	wow where am I
Satellite 02.02.17	berkeley
Tyler. 02.02.17	sputnikmusic.com why do you ask?
Tyler. 02.02.17	oh yeah i meant Berkeley
Spec 02.02.17	this has gotten out of control i only used the title to click bait you hosers
Tyler. 02.02.17	finish what you started spec
Satellite 02.02.17	you can't call others hosers you moose humping lumberjack
FullOfSounds 02.02.17	that's the spirit
Spec 02.02.17	okay well treb has to post something funny/rude/whatever the fuck to get on the list like everyone else
Satellite 02.02.17	(says dude from rural michigan)
Satellite 02.02.17	self-deprecation is more treb's forte imo
Tyler. 02.02.17	i dont reSPECt you
Tyler. 02.02.17	@spec
Spec 02.02.17	i honesty don't know shit about michigan other than your water sucks to make funny jokes
Spec 02.02.17	tyler dude when we had our first sput meetup with a bunch of users i was drunk and smoked too much weed and puked on banions lawn when they were like "you alright steve" i was like "ya im spectacular"
Satellite 02.02.17	i remember someone referring to spec as spec1aln33ds or something once (note: his username used to be spec1al3ffects or something similar) it was funny
Satellite 02.02.17	hahaha i remember hearing about that
Spec 02.02.17	lol i never saw that im a cool dude now for the most part so don't need that name anymore
Satellite 02.02.17	kimm repeatedly called me satellite/satty irl when me, her and someguest had our meet-up lol
Tyler. 02.02.17	spec was spec1al3ffects what
Satellite 02.02.17	i wanna say it was kris or curse or someone. don't think there was any malice behind it but it was a good jab.
Tyler. 02.02.17	the good old days
Spec 02.02.17	kris and i used to throw hands on here back in the day
Spec 02.02.17	ahh damn you guys had a meetup too? what's guest like irl
Satellite 02.02.17	yeah kris used to beef with everyone i thought he was a dick for the longest time
Spec 02.02.17	ya ty i was a really moody fuck back then
50iL 02.02.17	I made it! I'd like to thank LambsBread, EmailAccounts, and all Sput memes for helping me in my journey.
Satellite 02.02.17	guest is NOTHING like you might expect. just a super chill nice dude.
Spec 02.02.17	i have kris on fb and offered to marry him when trump was elected so we cool now
Spec 02.02.17	guest is chill as hell when i chat with him so i can believe it
Spec 02.02.17	one time i almost convinced pit to fly up here and hang with kimm and i
Tyler. 02.02.17	i used to be chesse13 back in the day
Satellite 02.02.17	yeah i was thinking about trying to find a canuck spouse myself. i like hockey and can handle cold weather, so i got that going for me.
Satellite 02.02.17	ahh shit i remember that account tyler
Satellite 02.02.17	a buddy of mine was just in calgary for winter break. spent most of his time at banff.
Tyler. 02.02.17	spec come over for pizza
Spec 02.02.17	sput pizza meetup sattys friend was here so confirmed he's coming here
Spec 02.02.17	damn i have so much work to do still i'd better get on that see you guys in twenty
Tyler. 02.02.17	canada is far
Satellite 02.02.17	i'd love to visit that part of canada. only ever been to ontario, which is basically michigan with the metric system and fewer black ppl.
ramon. 02.02.17	wait so how does this list work
Tyler. 02.02.17	actually it depends on where in canadad tbh
Tyler. 02.02.17	add me on fb
Tyler. 02.02.17	guess he has to make a choice. its either me or him
Satellite 02.02.17	no disrespect to anyone else but coneren is still the sputniker i'd most like to meet irl
Tyler. 02.02.17	that hurts
Spec 02.02.17	i think i could only take an hour of conceren irl
Satellite 02.02.17	i've tinychatted w/ him enough to know he'd be passed out within an hour
danielito19 02.02.17	I think ffs is the guy I wanna meet most
Spec 02.02.17	flames are beating the wild just wanna point that out
Tyler. 02.02.17	are those hockey teams
Spec 02.02.17	i think so
Tyler. 02.02.17	i just googled it cause i wasnt sure if you were kidding or not
Satellite 02.02.17	wings are fucking done great way to close out the joe, idiots
Satellite 02.02.17	yeah ffs is top 5 for sure
Satellite 02.02.17	my cat keeps laying on his back and meowing for me to pet his belly but when i do it he keeps biting me :/
danielito19 02.02.17	That post about playing banjo kazooie but you have to let me be player one and we have to go to bed or my dad will beat us Perf
Satellite 02.02.17	haha yeah. i miss flag plz. his comments were always fucking gold.
danielito19 02.02.17	My cat does that daily. I just Fake him out by alternating head scratches and tummy scratches with different hands, confuses the fuck outta him and I get to rub that soft tum
danielito19 02.02.17	Flag plz was the shit, I can't believe academy stopped running it and became a mod instead. Is he even still around?
Satellite 02.02.17	he's staff, not mod i haven't seen him lately but i don't think he left permanently
Satellite 02.02.17	my cat has the softest tum and the sharpest goddamn teeth i adopted him when he was almost a year old and he was already a vicious joffreyesque bastard so i just have to accept that about him
Satellite 02.02.17	i smoke too much w33d to listen to metal also i like having sex w/ girls
Tyler. 02.02.17	i saw acad the other day
Tyler. 02.02.17	me
danielito19 02.02.17	Sach you listen to metal, you have multiple intestinal disgorge 5s
Spec 02.02.17	"and I get to rub that soft tum" yea boooooiiiii mmmmmmm
Satellite 02.02.17	i just tried that approach but he's too spry. he anticipates my next move before i even make it.
danielito19 02.02.17	I assumed because of their name ngl
danielito19 02.02.17	Besides why do you care? It's not like you like anything besides drill noise and EAI anyways
Spec 02.02.17	lol wtf is drill noise
danielito19 02.02.17	I omitted commas And last I checked grindcore was metal, sach. Punk influenced, but still metal, you disingenuous cuns
Spec 02.02.17	what's happening dudes does sach not like metal?
betray 02.02.17	spec do I even need to say something tbh
betray 02.02.17	but first i got something priceless to say
Satellite 02.02.17	tbh my quote in yr list should've just been those underoath lyrics i'm so fond of
Spec 02.02.17	sorry betray accidentally deleted my comment but i got the copy paste beforehand
Spec 02.02.17	sat what were those lyrics again?
betray 02.02.17	m/
Satellite 02.02.17	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=7755&page=124 middle of this page m/
Satellite 02.02.17	also speaking of people i hate our tiny fingered orange overlord just appointed jerry falwell jr to his white house task force on HIGHER EDUCATION. the dude runs a university that lists the bible as a resource for their biology program.
Spec 02.02.17	nah im not gonna try and open that shit you crazy
Spec 02.02.17	a dude was just in the store in a make america great again hat 1. we literally live in canada 2. we have a starbucks in here so im sure he'll boycott us soon anyways 3. kys
Satellite 02.02.17	man that's an extra level of dumb. at this point i'm just wondering what more it's gonna take for us to burn trump tower to the ground and kidnap barron. need to set up a google alert for that shit or something.
Tyler. 02.02.17	Satellite I didn't know that. That sounds wonderful
Satellite 02.02.17	just announced makes his other picks almost credible in comparison. i mean at least betsy devos probably believes in dinosaurs.
Spec 02.02.17	you could tell the dude is just walking around looking for an argument he was rude as fuck but i know he just wants me to get pissed off back so he can post on facebook about how horrible every left leaning person is
Satellite 02.02.17	read this fb rant patton oswalt posted. gives me a glimmer of hope. https://www.facebook.com/pattonoswalt/posts/10154605178342655 ppl feel emboldened by teflon don getting away with his fuckholery, but they're gonna slowly learn his umbrella doesn't cover them.
Spec 02.02.17	ughhhhhhhh
Spec 02.02.17	im still hot because of the shooting in my so called peaceful and beautiful country my bad dudes
Satellite 02.02.17	yeah there's no way that fucking scrawny heyseed (or whatever you guys call yr degenerates up there) wasn't at the very least slightly spurred into action because of herr cheeto's rhetoric.
Spec 02.02.17	he was a trumphead and was a known online troll for some feminist organization here
Spec 02.02.17	recs pls it's drunk r league time
Storm In A Teacup 02.02.17	Listen to astronoid
Spec 02.02.17	ok
Satellite 02.02.17	new menzingers idiot
Spec 02.02.17	is the new stuff better than rented world cause i didn't enjoy that at all
Satellite 02.02.17	yeah it's better but you're an idiot for not enjoying rw
Spec 02.02.17	that's what they tell me maybe ill try it again sometime but rn gonna jam blink
Satellite 02.02.17	don't make me hit you bb
Spec 02.02.17	that albums trash and so are you come catch these hands
Satellite 02.02.17	you don't wanna do this
Spec 02.02.17	dude im comfortably hammered now and have chips and home made salsa can you come at me tomorrow or something
Spec 02.02.17	my god never underestimate home made salsa
demigod! 02.02.17	am I cool
Spec 02.04.17	idk
Pasts 02.04.17	I dont want to be on this list