sumyunguy: Std Results Came Back Negative

SeaAnemone 05.29.13	"hello sputnik as you can see I have sex; you may not have expected so based on my music taste and profile picture, but it is surely true"
omnipanzer 05.29.13	Time to go bang some sluts with reckless abandon huh?
oltnabrick 05.29.13	imo my taste has changed to more complex material such as progressive and math rock. how are you doing?
MO 05.29.13	"Std Results Came Back Negative" suuuuuuuuure
Inveigh 05.29.13	you know they can't test for HPV in dudes right
sumyunguy 05.29.13	haha, yes Sea, that is in fact me in the picture, shoulder skull and all... "suuuuuuuuuuure" - haha, i'm glad i can't say otherwise
sumyunguy 05.29.13	"you know they can't test for HPV in dudes right" well shit, i'm sure they don't test you for every one of the 20,000 stds on the planet, but bottom line, i'll live to fuck another day. and realistically, i'm not particularly worried about having a silent form of hpv haha
Uranium 05.29.13	i got an hiv test after i found out a girl i had sex with was a whore
Inveigh 05.29.13	it's only silent til a bump shows up on your dick dude
oltnabrick 05.29.13	silent but deadly
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 05.29.13	got tested once came back indeterminate for hiv had to wait a fuckin month and some change to get retested that was terrifying
omnipanzer 05.29.13	"haha, yes Sea, that is in fact me in the picture, shoulder skull and all..." Should have just said you were the lesbian with the nice rack.
sumyunguy 05.29.13	"it's only silent til a bump shows up on your dick dude" yeah, i know. so then I guess all us guys on the planet are just waiting for that bump to show up. "got tested once came back indeterminate for hiv had to wait a fuckin month and some change to get retested that was terrifying" that sounds absolutely terrifying
treeqt. 05.29.13	people who had sex general?
Scoot 05.29.13	people here have had sex?
omnipanzer 05.29.13	no, not really.
GuanoBumbershoot 05.29.13	Telling the doctor you had unprotected you-know-who with a girl you're quite convinced is a lady of the evening is pretty fucking embarrassing. The. you have to go through an STD chart like you've never heard of them before.
Trebor. 05.29.13	Was Michael Scott there to give you a hug and tell you it's gonna be all right?
omnipanzer 05.29.13	"Telling the doctor you had unprotected you-know-who with a girl you're quite convinced is a lady of the evening" Wouldn't you know... or do you get freebies all the time?
Calc 05.29.13	you dirty bitch.
Azn. 05.29.13	oltnabrick I'm gonna rip your spine out through this internet connection
GuanoBumbershoot 05.29.13	That's the thing man...it was at a party with a girl I was pretty much only vaguely familiar with. Her easy nature was what got me, but of course I didn't care until I woke up with her beside me.
NordicMindset 05.29.13	every day i dream of it... but unfortunately, no one wants to do it at this age