LG
05.01.10 | Not my usual digs, but I got rec some interesting albums and this is what I liked from those said albums. |
JWT155
05.01.10 | I keep a rain coat on when I'm with your mom... intothepit would be proud. |
Sowing
05.01.10 | i love pieces by hoobastank as well. |
PirateSquid
05.01.10 | Without the condom is sooooo much better, but I learned never to do that again when I had sex with girls once and had a pregnancy scare. After I came out.
Awkward, no? |
AnotherBrick
05.01.10 | meh, condom doesnt change the feel THAT much, regardless its still pretty sweet but it doesnt live up to the hype that it gets |
SrightryEpic
05.01.10 | condoms suck |
LG
05.01.10 | Indeed, I've had that twice already in my life. And yet I still always come back without condoms. Maybe I'm just to cheap to buy them, when it feels soo much better without. |
AnotherBrick
05.01.10 | you go to college? we have a place right on campus that gives out as many free condoms as you want |
Ghostechoes
05.01.10 | lol, wut? |
LG
05.01.10 | Too far of a walk, I'm extremely lazy don't ya know? |
nastynick
05.01.10 | See what happens when a condom isn't used? You have a disease named JWT pop out.
Or you have a kid. Either way, it's not good unless you're ready for it. |
PirateSquid
05.01.10 | AIDS is good if you're ready for it? |
nastynick
05.01.10 | AIDS is in high demand in africa |
nastynick
05.01.10 | And I don't believe I mentioned AIDS in my last post, did i? Nope.... |
eternium
05.01.10 | I'm actually more afraid of knocking a girl up than any STDs.
Is that weird? |
PirateSquid
05.01.10 | No, I'd much rather have/give a disease on accident than have a brat to look after.
Or have an abortion to pay for. I'm a cheap pro-choice muddafugga |
nastynick
05.01.10 | Some STD's can be taken care of with medicine, while some cant.
The only way a kid is a brat is if you raise him/her to be one, pirate |
JulesWin
05.01.10 | c'mon pirate are you worried about getting someone pregnant? |
Ghostechoes
05.01.10 | Bitches don't know about my syphilis. |
Dryden
05.01.10 | just do in rough in her ass untils he crys |
PirateSquid
05.01.10 | Well, I mean, I know I'm not gonna get anyone pregnant, but I would much rather get a disease than have sex with a man who could and did get pregnant, ya know? |
eternium
05.01.10 | You're going to get AIDS anyway, Pirate, everyone knows that. |
LG
05.02.10 | Probably everyone whose posted on this list has STD's |
Sowing
05.02.10 | i wonder what sex is like |
LG
05.02.10 | It's like listening to Barbie girl. Godbless Aqua. |
Sowing
05.02.10 | gotta love that song |
Banion
05.03.10 | "breeds great results"
i dont know,
in my opinion pregnacy = bitch |
Oceanus
05.03.10 | lol at "breeds" |
LG
05.03.10 | lol at "lol" |
Emim
05.03.10 | Sigh...
Don't be silly, protect your willy
When in doubt, shroud your spout
Don't be a loner, cover your boner
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
If you go into heat, package your meat
When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection will protect your erection
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
A crank with armor will never harm her
No glove, no love!
Annnnd, that's all I can think of at the moment. Cheers! |
Jonnyborg
05.03.10 | lazy eye is probably one of the worst songs on there. |
Sowing
05.03.10 | emim's comment > list |
LG
05.03.10 | I>Emim so thats alright.
Johnny you need to get ur facts straight, Lazy eye freakin owns. |
Emim
05.03.10 | Moar liek
Emim = Lisbon
At the VERY least. Please... |
LG
05.03.10 | I'll give ya....
Davey+Emim=Lisbon |
Emim
05.03.10 | Davey+Emim+Lisbon = Emery |
Sowing
05.03.10 | sowing >= sputnik |
LG
05.03.10 | Damn EM...u just blew my mind.
Sowing, don't make me get my paddlin stick! |
Emim
05.03.10 | Word |
Sowing
05.03.10 | sorry i dont know what came over me |
LG
05.03.10 | I dunno but if you decide to grow antlers, I'm gonna sit on u |
cvlts
05.03.10 | i jus threw up in my mouth a lil bit. |
LG
06.16.10 | That's good..? Just make sure you swallow it all. |
wakeupdead
06.16.10 | could you imagine wakeupdeadjr's going around this site? i think people would find that too much... thats why i stay safe |
LG
06.16.10 | That is definitely Darroh in my profile pic. man is a genius, freakin turns me on just by drooling lol |
LG
06.16.10 | I'd give my soul to see them live. You excited for the new album?
|
McCopper
06.16.10 | Well take your risks then |
Emim
06.16.10 | You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it |
BallsToTheWall
06.16.10 | "If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it"
story of my life. |
LG
06.16.10 | Em you ever use your own advice? |
kount
06.16.10 | ever stopped bumping gay threads |
kount
06.16.10 | oh wait i just did LOL u caught me |
Emim
06.16.10 | I didn't once, back in 'Nam... It was a hot, humid day. The commies were pushing through the brush like angry waterfowl. They just kept coming and coming. I shot as many times as I could, though in the end it didn't matter any more than if I had shot only once.
Needless to say, I am now paying alimony to bright-eyed Ling.
War is hell. |
LG
06.16.10 | Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
|
Emim
06.16.10 | I prefer to use condominiums. SO much more spacious. |
LG
06.16.10 | I bet there's three words you hear all the time. Is it in? |
Emim
06.16.10 | You take that back! |
LG
06.16.10 | You give back that used condom I stole from Claudio Sanchez! |
Emim
06.16.10 | Wait...Claudio Sanchez?!? You told me it was from Mikael Akerfeldt! |
LG
06.16.10 | I lied...truth is Akerfeldt stole it from Sanchez and then I stole it from him. Apparently he's gay for Claudio too. |
Emim
06.16.10 | Oh my God! I stole a Dirty Sanchez! |
LG
06.16.10 | With a little sour cream on the side. |
Emim
06.16.10 | I'm burning it as we speak. |
LG
06.16.10 | My good sir, this means war! |
Emim
06.16.10 | What is it good for?
Killing people, that's what. |
Gaythiest
06.16.10 | You guys should all get pregnant |
LG
06.16.10 | I would, but im scared of things that grow. |
Emim
06.16.10 | It's why he limp-dicks it all the time. |
