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| Rap Songs Translated For White People 5
Some more of this shit. | | 1 | Gucci Mane
I Know Why
What the song says: "Bitches love me, dey niggas hate me, I know why."
White people's translation: "Demanding, sassy women whom I deplore and view as having little positive qualities adore me, and their African-American boyfriends detest me greatly for this. I am quite aware of their motives and attitudes toward me, as well as why these pretentious women who date the aforementioned wish to partake in sexual intercourse with me." | | 2 | Dorrough
Ice Cream Paint Job
What the song says: "Cream on the inside, clean on the outside."
White people's translation: "I am the proud owner of a rare, highly customized automobile. Its interior is very clean, comfortable, and sightly, and all the while, the exterior has a fancy, high-quality paint job comprised of vivid colors and intricate patterns, and as a result of my adoration for this car, I take it to the carwash frequently so it may retain its squeaky clean appearance." | | 3 | E-40
Tell Me When To Go
What the song says: "Tell me when to go, OOOOOOH!"
White people's translation: "Inform me at the time which is most convenient for me to depart, and to bid you goodbye, I will impersonate a ghost." | | 4 | Afroman
Because I Got High
What the song says: "I was gonna go to work, but then I got high."
White people's translation: "I was going to report to work so I could acquire much-needed currency, but I inhaled smoke from the hemp plant known as Marijuana, and - because this drug has a few side affects that induce undesirable qualities that make somebody lazy and stupid - I missed my shift." | | 5 | Soulja Boy
Soulja Girl
What the song says: "She gotta snap like that to be a soulja girl."
White people's translation: "As a result of my obscenely low standards, in order for a woman to be my girlfriend, she is required to possess the ability to make a sound by snapping her thumb and middle finger together." | |
Bulldog
04.08.10 | hopefully this will induce luls | Bulldog
04.08.10 | argh, i spot an error. gotta fix that | Masochist
04.08.10 | "I will impersonate a ghost."
"As a result of my obscenely low standards..."
LULZ | Bulldog
04.08.10 | I was gonna include something a bit more racist/racy after "i will impersonate a ghost" but i decided it wouldnt be as funny if i left it be, and it could warrant a ban for racism. | AbyssalCreation
04.08.10 | LOL at 5. | Bulldog
04.08.10 | I'm fairly confident/optimistic soulja boy's next album will be 2.5-3 material (which would be a huge improvement) but as of now...
>:l | ThePalestMexican
04.08.10 | I request Bedrock | widowslaugh123
04.08.10 | this is probably the funniest list i have ever seen. ever. | TheyTookOurJobs
04.08.10 | lol at soulja boy | MUNGOLOID
04.08.10 | not only does soulja boy has low standards but any girl who likes him automatically has low standards. | Bulldog
04.08.10 | bedrock | Slipping Away
04.08.10 | haha #5 is best |
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