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|Rap Songs Translated For White People 5|
Some more of this shit.
I Know Why
What the song says: "Bitches love me, dey niggas hate me, I know why."
White people's translation: "Demanding, sassy women whom I deplore and view as having little positive qualities adore me, and their African-American boyfriends detest me greatly for this. I am quite aware of their motives and attitudes toward me, as well as why these pretentious women who date the aforementioned wish to partake in sexual intercourse with me."
Ice Cream Paint Job
What the song says: "Cream on the inside, clean on the outside."
White people's translation: "I am the proud owner of a rare, highly customized automobile. Its interior is very clean, comfortable, and sightly, and all the while, the exterior has a fancy, high-quality paint job comprised of vivid colors and intricate patterns, and as a result of my adoration for this car, I take it to the carwash frequently so it may retain its squeaky clean appearance."
Tell Me When To Go
What the song says: "Tell me when to go, OOOOOOH!"
White people's translation: "Inform me at the time which is most convenient for me to depart, and to bid you goodbye, I will impersonate a ghost."
Because I Got High
What the song says: "I was gonna go to work, but then I got high."
White people's translation: "I was going to report to work so I could acquire much-needed currency, but I inhaled smoke from the hemp plant known as Marijuana, and - because this drug has a few side affects that induce undesirable qualities that make somebody lazy and stupid - I missed my shift."
What the song says: "She gotta snap like that to be a soulja girl."
White people's translation: "As a result of my obscenely low standards, in order for a woman to be my girlfriend, she is required to possess the ability to make a sound by snapping her thumb and middle finger together."
|hopefully this will induce luls|
|argh, i spot an error. gotta fix that|
|"I will impersonate a ghost."|
"As a result of my obscenely low standards..."
|I was gonna include something a bit more racist/racy after "i will impersonate a ghost" but i decided it wouldnt be as funny if i left it be, and it could warrant a ban for racism.|
|LOL at 5.|
|I'm fairly confident/optimistic soulja boy's next album will be 2.5-3 material (which would be a huge improvement) but as of now...|
|I request Bedrock|
|this is probably the funniest list i have ever seen. ever.|
|lol at soulja boy|
|not only does soulja boy has low standards but any girl who likes him automatically has low standards.|
|haha #5 is best|