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Last Active 10-04-22 3:24 pm Joined 10-13-09
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| TheSpirit's 30k Comments Special
After 13 years on Sputnik, I have finally hit 30k comments. I probably would have hit it sooner if I had kept posting like the maniac I was in 2010, but you know life happens. In celebration, here is an assortment of random, mostly Sputnik related thoughts, which will be quasi-wholesome, quasi-cringe, but all Spirit baby (getting the cringe started early). | 1 | | Gonemage Mystical Extraction
Sputnik legit changed my life for the better. It feels weird to say that and be genuine about it, but if it weren’t for cutting my teeth on this site, I would not be where I am today in terms of my writing career (if you can call it that). I get paid to write about music now? Like, what??? | 2 | | Deafheaven Sunbather
Former Sputnik users bullied me into liking raw black metal! I’ve actually become cool with many of those people since, but I remember first digging into the genre here and getting flamed for my tastes. I led me into discovering the most unlistenable black metal I could find and well here I am. It also kind of solidified the user I wanted to be. Much better to write about music and lead people into it that way than pushing them by being a meanie. | 3 | | The Hope and the Failure The Lights Are on But This Dance Never Ends
This is an exceedingly underrated skramz album and even though we’ve been treated with both Gospel and City of Caterpillar reunions this year, if this band got back together and put out a new record, I would genuinely lose my shit. | 4 | | Woe Quietly, Undramatically
If you’re a new user/writer, my biggest advice would to be to RUN FOR THE HILLS if someone suggests music criticism (or, criticism in general) should be objective. People read reviews for opinions on how things sound, not for a bunch of technical jargon describing the sound itself. For a lot of us, this feels like common knowledge, but I wish someone had told me in my earlier days writing. | 5 | | Mastodon Blood Mountain
“YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO” is still one of the funniest things to come from Sputnik. In fact, the site is full of these little nuggets, just hiding in plain sight embedded in track-by-track reviews and 110-page comment lists. | 6 | | Odz Manouk/Tukaaria Split
It’s been interesting to see the staff shifts over the year and how that has effected the site in the longterm. When I first joined Sput, it was certainly still rock-based, but moreso in the direction of indie than anything else. Many of the staff then (think 2008-2009) were kind of unapproachable. Correlation maybe? No but for real, every subsequent generation has been friendlier and I, as a metal fan, am quite happy with the representation the genre gets with our current crop of writers. | 7 | | Cradle of Filth Cruelty and the Beast
Cradle of Filth is my most listened to band of all-time currently w/4885 scrobbles. I’m kind of saddened by the relatively muted reaction to Stuart Anstis’s passing; despite his brief tenure in the band he played a huge role in CoF’s becoming the most popular black metal of the late 90’s/early 2000’s. | 8 | | SZA Ctrl
You used to be able to insert images into comments. I’m pretty sure the function is not longer active thanks to certain users using it to post pr0n. Good times! | 9 | | The 1975 A Brief Inquiry into Online Relationships
If you care about writing at all, you really do just have to keep pushing during those days when you feel like you can barely form a sentence. Trust me, I know it’s easier said than done and a lot of days I can’t live up to my own advice, but there is nothing better than breaking down a mental block like continuing to write, even if it’s bad or not up to (your) par. | 10 | | Carved Cross Futile Reflections of a Failed Existence
Unless I am posting something in the meds thread (which is not often), I pretty much always forget about the forum portion of the site and that, like the review side of Sputnik, has its own social ecosystem. | 11 | | Motley Crue Shout at the Devil
A lot of people like to reminiscence on the “good ol’ days” and lordt, I am one of them, but I think we need to appreciate the community we currently have. I don’t think the site is *as* active as I’ve seen it in the past, but we have a strong userbase and are experiencing some great camaraderie these last few years. It feels like a silly thing to mention, but if I am being honest, I chat and communicate with some of you more than I do my own family. People cultivate strong relationships with others online nowadays. Embrace and enjoy it while you can! | 12 | | fun. Aim and Ignite
I was listening to this last night and I can’t believe it’s been over a decade since it came out. I very vividly remember how big this record was around here. Now, it’s thread gets bumped every couple of months. Product of all the indie staff leaving???? Who knows! | 13 | | Veela 2233
Sputnik was the first site to take a chance on my writing. I got promoted to contrib during the …. 2016 cycle? Maybe? I don’t recall. Anyway, even though I fell off rather quickly (bad mental health, substance issues, burnout, etc…) I will always appreciate the powers that be for giving me the contrib tag and the confidence that I was a pretty good writer. | 14 | | Carcass Swansong
I wanted to do specific shout-outs, but there are too many people I’d want to name, half of them don’t even use the site anymore, and I would feel bad if I missed anyone. If we have a relationship, you know who you are. I will however name Maniac! and Inveigh as they are my bois and the two best friends I’ve made from this site. I genuinely love them and am grateful that Sputnik introduced us. | 15 | | SeeYouSpaceCowboy Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware
Lastly, I need to give a special shout to my OG Pervert the Church crew --- you know who you are, and I miss working w/ya'll so much! One of the best times in my life was running that blog and it was camaraderie I experienced played a huge part in that. | |
TheSpirit
08.23.22 | AAAAAND 30k | Pikazilla
08.23.22 | ily < 3 | brainmelter
08.23.22 | good user, congrats on 30k | pjquinones747
08.23.22 | I don't remember ever having the ability to share pictures in comments and I joined around 2011. Am I tripping or did that get the kabash before I joined? Either way, how disappointing. | normaloctagon
08.23.22 | Congrats matey | Relinquished
08.23.22 | Congrats fxxxit13
all those assholes were needed tbh. the silver lining to elitism is what got the internet to appreciate the unknown gold hiding in plain mediafire sights. | Relinquished
08.23.22 | shit if it wasn’t for rasputin and the slays4days lovable cretins idk if we’d follow making blogspots and sharing links like we did | Mort.
08.23.22 | good user, bless the spirit | JWT155
08.23.22 | It's been quite a ride indeed. | TheSpirit
08.23.22 | @pika - < 3 u 2!!
@pizza - < 3
@brainmelter, normaloctagon, & mort - ty bbs!
@pj - think they took away the function sometime in 2010! probably just missed it judging by your join date.
@willie - thanks willlie, i appreciate you. i am glad someone on the inside of sput's ongoings agrees with what the staff were like at that time, haha.
@quished - when you're right you're right! if it weren't for them i wouldn't be where i am today, so i am, in a way, grateful. slays4days brings me back
@JWT - glad to see you're still here too!
| vult
08.23.22 | Congrats! | Hyperion1001
08.23.22 | pervert the church crew never forget | Relinquished
08.23.22 | forever hails to Pervert the Church m/ | TheSpirit
08.23.22 | Gonna edit this to add something about the PtC crew, I was thinking about it while making the list initially but didn’t think you bros would see this…. Longlive the PTC crew!!! | TheSpirit
08.23.22 | [redacted] | Maniac!
08.23.22 | list sux. no AiC or Deftones | Relinquished
08.23.22 | I remember my first submission in that bitch with PORTAL’s Swarth
good times when disso death was starting off like a motherfucker | TheSpirit
08.23.22 | @vult and steak - thanks you 2 < 3
@Maniac! - were you really expecting them to be here, c’mon | Maniac!
08.23.22 | do better | TheSpirit
08.23.22 | mmmmm i'll consider it
@Relinquished - i think it was you posting it that actually prompted me to check the album out! | TheSpirit
08.24.22 | @com - thank you :] the forums scare me!
@sowing - hey thank you as well! We definitely grew up here together! It’s been awesome to see you flourish! Definitely some good memories as well! | evilford
08.24.22 | Congrats, quality user
You'll never catch me tho :D | TheSpirit
08.24.22 | oh nice! thanks for the heads up!
special shout out to PTC crew added | Crysis
08.24.22 | long live blogger sup fellow PtC bros | Sunnyvale
08.25.22 | Nice list, good read! Congrats on the milestone | Relinquished
08.25.22 | ayyy crysis | Crysis
08.25.22 | does it mean our blog sucked if we didn't get enough DMCA claims to have it removed? or does that mean it was really good because we posted shit nobody bothered to claim? | TheSpirit
08.25.22 | You know what’s crazy is that within the last year I’ve started using Twitter a lot more, (obviously) ended up on the metal side of it, and have actually met quite a few people that remembered/used PtC | Relinquished
08.25.22 | wow that’s cool, wonder how it got brought up over there
a lil stamp on the webs with that rough crew
I’ll always remember zooyorker cuz without that dude no one would’ve got on ulcerate like some of did back then to this day now | zaruyache
08.25.22 | oh hek yeah.
I vaguely remember PtC among all those blogs I used to follow, RIP megaupload gang | sixdegrees
08.25.22 | I should rightfully have 50k+ by now | zaruyache
08.25.22 | how many times did the modcops get ya | FreakMachine
08.25.22 | Gz on 30k Spirit | Demon of the Fall
08.25.22 | one of the good guys, congrats on the milestone Spirit
we all joke about the time 'wasted' when we peek at our comment counts but this site 'legit changed my life' too and I'm not even a writer | FreakMachine
08.25.22 | "we all joke about the time 'wasted' when we peek at our comment counts but this site 'legit changed my life' too and I'm not even a writer"
I want a shirt that says "Sputnik Ruined My Life," but im afraid i'd get picked off as a Russian agent or something. Already can't wear my Xi Jinping shirt in public | TheSpirit
08.25.22 | thanks everyone, i appreciate you all!
"I’ll always remember zooyorker cuz without that dude no one would’ve got on ulcerate like some of did back then to this day now"
zooyorker is a great deep cut. i remember finding so much gold from his lists. he and i were (maybe still are) friends on facebook and i remember around the time he stopped posting here, he went off into the military. i've seen him post stuff on FB sporadically since then, but i am still sad he never came back here | FreakMachine
08.25.22 | "thanks everyone, i appreciate you all! " Even skele :P
But nah seriously gz | Egarran
08.25.22 | Yeah Spirit you're a pretty awesome dude | TheSpirit
08.25.22 | That’s Egg! I think you’re pretty awesome too! :] | Egarran
08.25.22 | I wanna play twister with you while listening to FoR | TheSpirit
08.25.22 | I’m not very flexible but I love Twister! And FoR! Let’s do it | Emim
08.26.22 | Nice, spirit you a real one. One of the few I have on facebook | TheSpirit
08.26.22 | And I am honored by that!!! | DavidYowi
08.26.22 | < 3 | TheSpirit
08.27.22 | < 3 | combustion07
08.27.22 | Congrats on the 30k man! You've always been a top tier user here imo. Discovered a lot of awesome shit from your reviews/recs/lists and whatnot. I definitely remember the wave that fun. Record caused and remember checking it out back then even though my music diet at the time had nothing remotely like it. In a way I also miss the old school "meanie" days of mass users bullying over music taste. Those were interested times.
Hope to still be around when ya hit 60k | TheSpirit
08.29.22 | Hell yeah thanks combustion, i hope you're still around too! | Egarran
08.29.22 | Damn, you missed a chance to give combustion a good bullying there
| TheSpirit
08.29.22 | oh, uhhh....
5.0 classic
Adramelech Psychostasia
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Apator Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan
Arghoslent Incorrigible Bigotry
Atheist Piece of Time
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
Been consistently jamming this since it dropped and after a decade plus it still has not lost any of its impact whatsoever. One of the greatest metal albums of all time and there isn't a single note in it's run time that is anything less than perfect. I was lucky enough to see them at my first concert and honestly it still holds up as one of the best sets I've seen. Forest is a god among men. Any fan of extreme music must jam this. It is not an option.
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Bedwetter Volume 1: Flick Your Tongue Against Your Teeth...
Benighted Icon
Bjork Vespertine
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Blitzkid Revisited
Boogie Down Productions By All Means Necessary
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Cryptopsy Blasphemy Made Flesh
Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge
Darkthrone Soulside Journey
Death Symbolic
Death Strike Fuckin Death
Deeds of Flesh Gradually Melted
Demolition Hammer Tortured Existence
Disrupt Unrest
Dissection The Somberlain
DJ Sound Volume 10: Hatred
Doom Snake Cult Love Sorrow Doom
Dystopia Human = Garbage
Earth Crisis Destroy the Machines
Electric Wizard Dopethrone
Truly one of the greatest yet most simple
records created. From the moment you start this
album to the moment it ends you will be in a
trance. Riffs out the waazoo.
Eyehategod Dopesick
Frightmare Bringing Back The Bloodshed
Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams
Gorement The Ending Quest
Gorguts From Wisdom to Hate
Has-Lo In Case I Don't Make It
Heltah Skeltah Nocturnal
| Egarran
08.29.22 | ouch
get the burn unit over here asap | Egarran
10.29.22 | It hurts. But it was good we got to share the love in this thread. | Hawks
07.20.23 | Literally crying right now. Someone please make this stop hurting so much. :[[[[ | pizzamachine
07.20.23 | This feels like a parting list. RIP Brandon bro to all | Hawks
07.20.23 | I know, exactly what I was thinking. |
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