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Band names that sound funny

Just a couple dum ones
1100 Gecs
100 Gecs & the Chamber of Secrets


Wut I don’t like it
2Suicide Silence
The Cleansing


Pretty gross mane
3Nile
In Their Darkened Shrines


Hai guyz we’re named after a river cuz it gets us wet
4Gorguts
Demo Anthology


It just sounds silly say it 10 times fast
5Wintersun
Warning


No space looks cool but is actually dumb
6Nightwish
Angels Fall First


This is better but still incorrect
7Counterparts
Tragedy Will Find Us


What parts????? On what counter? Dis dum
8Spice Girls
Spice


This one is not dum owned
9Green Day
American Idiot


Green is not my favourite colour so dum FAIL
10ISIS
SGNL>05


Heads be rollin’ at how dum this is
11Karnivool
Sound Awake


Omg so dum change your name thanks
12Breaking Benjamin
Phobia


Who’s breaking him? Why? Dum
13Thrice
The Illusion of Safety


We get it you like the number three ughghgh
14Coldplay
LeftRightLeftRightLeft


Playing in the cold is too cold - dum!!!!
15Sleep Token
Take Me Back to Eden


So fucking dum omg
16Thirty Seconds to Mars
A Beautiful Lie


Too long dummies
17Klaxons
Myths of the Near Future


U think yer special? Nope dum
18Sigur Ros
Hvarf/Heim


Garbly goop dum
19Within Temptation
The Heart of Everything


Starting a band with the letter W??? Cmon breh
20Charli XCX
You're the One


Acting like XCX is a part of their name dats dum and if it is thats dum too
21Yellowcard
Underdog


What a pointless name meaning nothing lmao
22Nirvana
MTV Unplugged in New York


Meh
23Nickelback
All the Right Reasons


I want my Nickelback lolololol
24Cold
Year Of The Spider


Idc if you’re cold bruh
25Deftones
Back to School (Mini Maggit)


Buncha dum fake gangsta energy
26Tool
Sober: Tales From the Darkside


Booooooooring
2710 Years
Killing All That Holds You


What happens in 10 years???? Dum
28Amaranthe
Leave Everything Behind


Pretty yet pointless DUM
29ABBA
ABBA Gold


Too many letters so dum
30After Forever
After Forever


What happens after forever???? That’s dum
31Alter Bridge
Fortress


I don’t get it. Is there a bridge at or near the alter?? Is it an altered bridge??? Fuck you dummies
32Anubis Gate
A Perfect Forever


Nerd aleeeeeeert DUm
33Arcturus
Disguised Masters


Idc I’m not looking it up dummies
34Attack Attack!
Someday Came Suddenly


Nah this is one of the best band names of all time
35BABYMETAL
BABYMETAL x Kiba of Akiba


Acting like babies can make metal fuck outta hereeee
36Bjork
Homogenic


This one doesn’t count, it’s literally their name
37Chevelle
This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)


Literally just a car SO DUM OmG
38Converge
You Fail Me


Another one word band name so DUM
39Crippled Black Phoenix
A Love of Shared Disasters


Too long try again dummies
40Daft Punk
Tron: Legacy


Why just why CRiNGE
41Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
High Visceral Pt. 1


These words don’t go together objectively
42The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World


Sounds like some horny virgins tbh
43King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard
Nonagon Infinity


You’re not Dr. Seuss stfu
44Passion Pit
Chunk of Change


Lewd
45Stream Of Passion
Darker Days


LOL wtf
46Brain Drill
Apocalyptic Feasting


Why
47Rings of Saturn
Dingir


Whoah so cool… NOT
48Washed Out
Within and Without


What are y’all talking bout exactly lol
49Hoobastank
Every Man for Himself


Stupid cuz is stupid
50Satanicpornocultshop
Anorexia Gas Balloon


Vomit
51Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers
Pretty Good For Girl Band


This is awful good call
52August Burns Red
Constellations


Idgaf if august burns red what if burn purple bitch
53Born of Osiris
The Discovery


More fake Egyptian bullshit
54Volumes
Different Animals


Their band name speaks volumes get it??? Omg that’s not clever shut up
55Sirenia
The Enigma Of Life


Nahhhhhh idc
56BLACKPINK
The Album


One colour is fine ty
57Autechre
Garbage


Vomit
58Shpongle
Are You Shpongled?


Terrible!
59Ween
Craters of the Sac


Lol
60Celldweller
Soundtrack for the Voices in My Head


Kinda rhymes for no reason dum why in a cell?!!?
61Trapt
Headstrong


Fake gangstas AGAIN
62Evanescence
The Open Door


Lol what does it even mean
63Blind Guardian
Nightfall in Middle-Earth


Which guardian specifically??? Dum
64Behemoth
And the Forests Dream Eternally


Kind of average
65Red (USA)
End of Silence


Dum on multiple levels. Too simple, too red, too difficult to look up on a search engine
66U2
The Joshua Tree


The original dumb name
67VNV Nation
Matter and Form


2 many letters dum
68Katatonia
Sounds of Decay


Average
69Five Finger Death Punch
The Way Of The Fist


The singer guy literally beats his wife
70Cradle of Filth
Dusk... and Her Embrace


Failed metal name tbh
71Aborted Fetus
The Art of Violent Torture


Fuck names like this
72Children of Bodom
Trashed, Lost & Strungout


Idc
73Korn
Greatest Hits Vol. 1


Fake gangastzzzzzzz part 3
74Family Force 5
Dance or Die EP


All the names they coulda done they choose this shit dum
75Aeternam
Disciples of the Unseen


More fake Egyptian shitzzz
76Cattle Decapitation
Karma.Bloody.Karma


Ewww gross bruh what’s wrong with you weirdos
77Dance Gavin Dance
Downtown Battle Mountain


Pls don’t dance to this shit music LOL
78Imagine Dragons
It's Time


Don’t tell me what to do, bitch
79Nails
Unsilent Death


They must’ve gone to a work site and said fuck it
80I See Stars
Treehouse


Good for you??
81Nine Inch Nails
The Fragile


Gross dood
82Circa Survive
On Letting Go


Buncha nonsense
83Avenged Sevenfold
Waking the Fallen


Tryhard nerds
84Static-X
Wisconsin Death Trip


Word and a letter
85Saosin
In Search Of Solid Ground


Wtf does this mean
86Secret And Whisper
Great White Whale


Kinda random and dum
87f(x)
Red Light


Fuck math
88Equilibrium
Sagas


Cool!!!! Not
89Gamma Ray
Sigh No More


Neeeeeerds
90Manowar
Warriors of the World


Nerds again
91Angel Dust
Border of Reality


ok I guess
92Limp Bizkit
Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water


Sorta gangsta still nerdy af
93System of a Down
System of a Down


Moar like system of a dumb band name
94The Letter Black
The Letter Black


Just a terrible name
95Iwrestledabearonce
Ruining It for Everybody


Why the fuck did they think this was a good name dum
96Jimmy Eat World
Futures


Randomly dum
97Darkspace
Dark Space II


Get it? It’s dark lololol fuck this
98Ra
From One


That’s it?
99Earshot
Letting Go


I get it cuz your music is within earshot, still a weird name
100Anal Cunt
I Like It When You Die


I can’t even
101Dickkicker
The End


Why would you do this to yourself
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