mkmusic1995
06.08.23 | I'm all in for Tony the Tiger but if I could submit another option: I like the little Bee guy from Honey Nut Cherrios |
pizzamachine
06.08.23 | Niiiice |
MoM
06.08.23 | “ I like the little Bee guy from Honey Nut Cherrios”
^ Ever see Bee Movie? It’s going to thrill you |
DocSportello
06.08.23 | cinnamon toast crunch |
ArsMoriendi
06.08.23 | I like how Honey Bunches of Oats has elderly people in factory uniforms pretending they have the funnest time working at the factory. It’s so unrealistic that it’s basically as magical as any cartoon mascot |
Drifter
06.08.23 | the honey smacks frog gets me ribbety |
Colton
06.08.23 | i’m already towing a fine line i think imma sit this one out |
budgie
06.08.23 | why are there no feminine cereal mascots
smh patriarchy
ill go w the toucan |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.08.23 | the female miniwheat |
ArsMoriendi
06.08.23 | What about all those laughing young women who smile really big before eating Special K |
pizzamachine
06.08.23 | Doesn’t count unless the overarching mascot |
porcupinetheater
06.08.23 | where's the cookie crisp wolf
objectively the horniest one |
pizzamachine
06.08.23 | Are you horny for him? |
ArsMoriendi
06.08.23 | Okay I’ll go with Sonny The Cuckoo who is CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS |
ToSmokMuzyki
06.08.23 | the frankenberry monster |
pizzamachine
06.08.23 | U would
U can only choose one Smok!!!! |
budgie
06.08.23 | "What about all those laughing young women who smile really big before eating Special K
those stepford wives white picket fence commercials give me horrible anxiety |
widowslaugh123
06.08.23 | Gotta go with the Trix rabbit |
normaloctagon
06.08.23 | gotta go w/ tony he's gr8 |
90m80s
06.08.23 | crunchatize me capn |
pizzamachine
06.08.23 | This is getting good 🤤 |
gryndstone
06.08.23 | as the resident furry (i think i'm the resident furry. idk if anyone else is) it has to be my man tony |
RogueNine
06.08.23 | No one beats Tony. |
pizzamachine
06.08.23 | Noted |
JayEnder
06.08.23 | Tony. No question. He's grrrrrreat! |
Ryus
06.08.23 | tony obviously |
Vinnymcscoop
06.08.23 | Fellas, do I, or do I not, possess the energy of Chip the Wolf? |
sneakers
06.08.23 | count chocula |
TheAntichrist
06.08.23 | capn' crunch |
unclereich
06.08.23 | Who is the Apple Jacks mascot?
As of 2004, the marketing mascots are a care-free Jamaican cinnamon stick named CinnaMon and an accident-prone apple named Bad Apple. |
DadKungFu
06.08.23 | King Vitamin |
90m80s
06.08.23 | but they dont taste like apple |
WatchItExplode
06.08.23 | The raisin bran two scoops sun. It's the runaway favorite for me |
Vinnymcscoop
06.08.23 | Man, I wonder who would be the Apple Jacks characters
Other suggestions:
Off brand Frosted Flakes
The Krave cereal monsters
The little Waffle dudes from Waffle Crisps
Michael Philips from Wheaties
The Quisps Martian
But seriously, I like the cuckoo bird |
90m80s
06.08.23 | yall are cuckoo for cocoa puffs |
Vinnymcscoop
06.08.23 | Just crazy for them, I would start a worldwide genocide for a bowl |
unclereich
06.08.23 | Man, I wonder who would be the Apple Jacks characters
what do you mean |
ArsMoriendi
06.08.23 | The Jamaican cinnamon stick I think he means |
Vinnymcscoop
06.08.23 | I thought we were voting which cereal mascots sputnik user would be |
90m80s
06.08.23 | ME WANT HONEYCOMB mascot is Crazy Craving |
90m80s
06.08.23 | i wonder which one Colton is attracted to |
Vinnymcscoop
06.08.23 | I'm taking a wild guess, but Colton is probably attracted to the Leprechaun |
ArsMoriendi
06.08.23 | Crazy Craving is an abomination |
Koris
06.08.23 | I'm a slut for Tony the Tiger, so he's got my vote |
Vinnymcscoop
06.09.23 | Crazy Craving is an abomination
^To that I say " Chocolate Chocolate, YUM YUM!" |
Kompys2000
06.09.23 | You all need to put some respect on my man sugar bear's name |
chemicalmarriage
06.09.23 | Jenners toasted cinnamon cocks! |
PotsyTater
06.09.23 | My heart says toucan Sam. Sugar bear has some rapey vibes and Tony the Tiger likes sports which is toxic as fuck. Trix is pretty cool. The Leprechaun reps the worst cereal ever made so he can fuck off |
PotsyTater
06.09.23 | Buzz bee is a bro too and the rice crispy boys are also bros |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | But which ones would y’all fuck |
Koris
06.09.23 | ^ I think I made my position on that clear ;] |
unclereich
06.09.23 | I thought we were voting which cereal mascots sputnik user would be
oh my bad im stupid. |
PotsyTater
06.09.23 | If we fuckin then I DEFINITELY pick all three rice crispy bros |
Ryus
06.09.23 | they look about 8 years old
tony the tiger is a 40 year old experienced bear |
Avagantamos
06.09.23 | my sister and I used to fight over who got to use the plastic cereal bowl with tony the tiger printed on the bottom of it when we were kids |
ArsMoriendi
06.09.23 | I mean the mascot would have to be both human and an adult to be fuckable
The Rice Crispies could be kids, WAIT google says Lucky is 11.. King Vitaman and Cap'n Crunch are old men so ew...and then there's Fred Flintstone lol
None?
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90m80s
06.09.23 | princess cereal |
PotsyTater
06.09.23 | Fine I’ll fuck Cap’n Crunch I guess Jesus |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | The new copy pasta ^ |
ArsMoriendi
06.09.23 | There needs to be a hot otter (not the animal, but rather the gay archetype) cereal mascot
Hmmm maybe a protein-enhanced cereal that boasts that it's good for gains. You could call them Hom-O's |
PotsyTater
06.09.23 | LOL |
gryndstone
06.09.23 | the cookie crisp wolf is kind of ottery |
Storm In A Teacup
06.09.23 | Noted, pizza, potsy been pasta'd. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.09.23 | 🉐️🈯️🈶️🈸️㊙️㊗️🈳️🈚️ |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | Got em :D |
Valzentia
06.09.23 | can I go with BOTH the Trix Rabbit and Fred Flintstone |
Vinnymcscoop
06.09.23 | Wait, there's no way that old fuck-looking Leprechaun is 11, he looks at least 33. |
unclereich
06.09.23 | Bruce Jenner on the wheaties box |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | You may choose one mascot to play like a fiddle |
Vinnymcscoop
06.09.23 | The CinniMON dude from Apple Jacks, I feel like his spine is straight enough to support the strings. Also, the texture of his skin would feel very wooden, so he might be the best option. |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | I already have you down for the cuckoo |
RogueNine
06.09.23 | Tony is based for all of the above reasons. |
90m80s
06.09.23 | frosted flakes are just corn flakes with sugar on them u can buy corn flakes and add sugar lmao lifehacks |
bellovddd
06.09.23 | frosted flakes were the bomb |
90m80s
06.09.23 | and wtf why is cereal now too damn expensive in the USA, not worth these prices im not a cereal addict hbu? |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | It’s the same in Canada. Makes me wonder if bread and jam is cheaper in the long run |
bellovddd
06.09.23 | i dont partake in the consumption of cereal. bacon or nothing. |
90m80s
06.09.23 | i was doin bread n strawberry jam but i gotta watch my cholesterol now on oatmeal fml |
bellovddd
06.09.23 | oatmeal. might as well chomp on some hay |
DominionMM1
06.09.23 | rip coco |
90m80s
06.09.23 | yeah or chomp some cyanide |
budgie
06.09.23 | "and wtf why is cereal now too damn expensive in the USA, not worth these prices im not a cereal addict hbu?
i mconfused abt it honestly. shitty junk food and sugared cereals used to be the cheapest high calorie foods but now taco bell has like goddamn artisan prices for what you get same with generic processed garbage in supermarkets. beef & vegetables is officially cheaper i get chuck beef at $3.99/lb a shitty ass BURRITO SUPREME the gross thing nobody orders cuz it has lettuce in it and they have to sell it thru the value boxes thats $4.50 a POUND of chuck is cheaper than taco bell pooritos |
90m80s
06.09.23 | budgie u are making sense are u ok? |
Get Low
06.09.23 | Pepper and Perry from the Coco Wheats box |
90m80s
06.09.23 | u like the wheat on the cream of wheat box snooze |
Get Low
06.09.23 | I remember a kid in my class back in middle school who was a wannabe rapper who one time delivered the line, "I make the pussy wet like cream of wheat", and that is the extent of my knowledge of that cereal. |
pizzamachine
06.09.23 | Damn that’s a hard crunkcore line |
90m80s
06.09.23 | shoulda said bro dats a yeast infection |
bellovddd
06.09.23 | sounds like something dahvie vanity would have sung
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