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Reviews 39
Approval 87%
Soundoffs 179
News Articles 62
Band Edits + Tags 229
Album Edits 72
Album Ratings 1997
Objectivity 85%
Last Active 10-10-10 3:13 am
Joined 08-16-09
Review Comments 2,816
| I'm Afraid I Caught A Deadly Disease
It's called MichealJordan syndrome, it's where you keep leaving Sputnik only to return despite nobody liking you or even caring. My next symptoms are posting 1 star reviews of Circle Takes the Square and Converge and fapping to my own writing. The following symptom is trolling all the female users (all 3 of them). The last symptom is entering in a Jon Heder lookalike contest and more then likely scoring in the top 5, and possibly even win. Also have you seen this new Scooby Doo? Velma's actually kinda hot (in comparison to her chubby librarian look she's been using for the last 50 years), and Shaggy's drilling her...can't make this shizz up. List is digs. | | 1 |  | Turbid North
Orogeny | | 2 |  | Paramore
Riot! | | 3 |  | Sum 41
Does This Look Infected | | 4 |  | Suffocation
Suffocation | |
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08.07.10 | I care. | Terrifyer
08.07.10 | u forgot to mention making multiple alts and talking to yourself | 731
08.07.10 | when did he talk to himself | TRMshadow
08.07.10 | Look on the bright side, at least you're not a Ginger. | Sheeple9000
08.07.10 | I jumped and beat the shit out of Deryck Whibley. | SlightlyEpic
08.07.10 | look on the brightside at least you don't have a butt parasite | ThePalestMexican
08.07.10 | Might as well
I have caught Sheeple's attention | Psilocyanide
08.07.10 | Hot Velma? Bullshit. | sniper
08.07.10 | Velma is a dyke, this is blasphemy. | Desolator
08.07.10 | yay paramore! | Dryden
08.07.10 | mj is a fukin nerd | AnotherBrick
08.07.10 | he's back? | East Hastings
08.07.10 | hes always been back | ThePalestMexican
08.08.10 | @Dryden-Micheal Jackson was a nerd? |
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