Duke Nukem Quotes
Been playing all of the old Duke Nukem games, and it's been a hella addicting and awesome experience. At the same time though I'm saddened by the fact that Duke Nukem Forever will probably never happen (though Prey was released a couple years....so maybe there's hope....maybe). Picked some of my favorite quotes. |
| 1 | Forget it metal breath, I'll just kick your butt and still have time to watch Oprah. |
| 2 | Blow it out your ass! |
| 3 | Damn, I'm good! |
| 4 | The last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size 13 boot! |
| 5 | Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. |
| 6 | I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. |
| 7 | I've got balls of steel. |
| 8 | It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. |
| 9 | Looks like cleanup on aisle four. |
| 10 | My boot, your face; the perfect couple. |
| 11 | Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! |
| 12 | Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker. |
| 13 | Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker! |
| 14 | You're an inspiration for birth control. |
| 15 | Your face, your ass, what's the difference? |
| 16 | I love the smell of bacon in the morning. |
| 17 | The bigger they are, the harder they bleed! |
| 18 | Mmmm! Who wants bacon with the eggs? |
| 19 | Oh boy, it's clobberin' time! |
| 20 | Chestnuts roasting... as I open fire |
| 21 | Eh... Just a flesh wound. |
| 22 | Looks like the crap has hit the fan. |
| 23 | Welcome to "Cool's-Ville", Population: ME |
| 24 | Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn - I love this job! |
| 25 | "You must be 18 or older to ride." |
| 26 | There's just two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die! |
| 27 | Half man, half animal, all dead. |
| 28 | Hmmm...the other white meat |
| 29 | I always said, if there was a way to go, it'd have something to do with women, whips, and oil... |
| 30 | I'm? equal opportunity asskicker! |
| 31 | I could use some new boots. |
| 32 | I go, where I please, and I please, where I go. |
| 33 | I like big guns, and I cannot lie. |
| 34 | I see dead people. |
| 35 | It's my way or... Hell, it's my way! |
| 36 | Life is like a box of ammo. |
| 37 | Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards... |
| 38 | What a pussy! |
| 39 | This is why I have games named after me! |
| 40 | "Life's a bitch!...and then YOU die! |
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