AnotherBrick
02.06.10 | i had some pepsi yeterday, wasnt my first time though |
fatlip27
02.06.10 | Sadly enough, your day was more productive than mine. WTF?!?!?!?! |
bloc
02.06.10 | Bubble tape rules, been 10 years since I had some though. |
MrHotMoms
02.06.10 | Do you remember your first time DOING IT? Do you remember when you lost your virginity? How was it? Were you nervous? Please tell me because I am still a virgin and I really need some advice. I would ask my mom but she is never home anymore because she got a new boyfriend and her boyfriend (Steve) doesn't like me. Sucks. He is a douche bag. Miss you mom. Come home soon plz.
Anyways, my one friend told me that it is really important for me to have "meaningful love making music" playing in the background during my first time. When someone mentions "meaningful love making music" - the first band that pops into my head is Slipknot. You might not know who they are yet because they are not popular yet but I recommend them if you are into acoustic "chillin out" shit.
I like Slipknot. They are a grunge band from Seattle, Washington that is heavily influenced by Nirvana. Nirvana is another really young band, they aren't too big yet because they aren't signed to a label but as soon as they get signed, I think they will be big. Not as big as The Gaslight Anthem, but pretty close.
For real though, can I get real for a second? Should I have Slipknot blasting on the stereo while I am losing my virginity? I plan on losing my V card after prom. Would my girlfriend be into "doin it" to the soothing sounds of Slipknot after prom?
Speaking of prom, should I wear a Slipknot mask with my tuxedo? Do you think my girlfriend will wear a Slipknot mask too? We could get matching Slipknot masks. That would be pretty CUTE. Would we win the "cutest couple" award and shit?
Speaking of masks, QUESTION: Which band wears cooler masks?
A: Slipknot
B: Forever the Sickest Kids
C: Hollywood Undead
D: DJ Rossstar
Please email me your answers. K thanx byyyee. |
AnotherBrick
02.06.10 | uhhhhhhhh what??????????? |
Yazz_Flute
02.06.10 | somebody's high as fuck |
MrHotMoms
02.06.10 | i wuz livin in the devil town, didnt no devbil townsend |
bungy
02.06.10 | Somebody's high as fuck indeed. |
AnotherBrick
02.06.10 | i was high as fuck once |
bungy
02.06.10 | I wish I was high as fuck. |
TheSpirit
02.06.10 | wtf |
MindTrain
02.06.10 | I'm high on life! |
bungy
02.06.10 | This is one of my favorite lists. |
AnotherBrick
02.06.10 | hahaha same here |
Prophet178
02.06.10 | No you didn't.
Yeah but my friend...
No he didn't.
But you could imagine what it would be like if he did! |
Dryden
02.06.10 | why buy flip flops when you can walk bearfoot |
TheSpirit
02.06.10 | Well i got high yesterday, but i only ever do it once and awhile so i was like. fucking blazed as balls. then my cpu broke and i was all too stupid to fix it. |
AnotherBrick
02.06.10 | hahahahaa |
fatlip27
02.06.10 | Yes, just play "Iowa" in its entirety.
"why buy flip flops when you can walk bearfoot"
Why would you want Bears on your feet?
(Please, feel free to insert your Chicago Bears joke ................. now!) |
BrandNewBoognish
02.06.10 | Slipknot stole the masks idea from Mr Bungle. I conclude that you are a simple minded dipshit |
DamnVanne
05.13.13 | feature |
