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5 Guys That Play Guitar Better Than You Do

You'd probably think you're hot sh*t until you see rrthis guy play and rrealise he's not even considered ra lead guitarist.
1Prince

The Purple one is probably better than you at pretty much everything. Making love, basketball, dancing, songwriting, singing, wearing heels, designing symbols to name himself after, chess, you name it. And he isn't too shy to tell you about it too. But the little man can rip on a guitar. Most people had forgotten until that performance of "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", but keep in mind that the dude plays practically all the instruments on his albums, INCLUDING the guitar solos, and accept his superiority.
2John Mayer

Maybe you heard "Your Body is a Wonderland" on the radio, immediately decided to hate Mayer, switched stations before the random jazz break in the middle, and wrote Mayer off as a faggy pop-sensation. Maybe you were lucky enough to have a girlfriend who insisted you learn to play "Neon" for her and had your mind blown by Mayer's actual technical skill. Maybe you didn't. Either way, Mayer is probably better than you.
3Sammy Hagar

You probably know this guy as the dude who started singing in Van Halen right around the time they stopped being cool. I mean, when you're in Van Halen you don't need to know how to play any instruments, one of the actual Van Halens will handle it for you. You probably also don't need to know how to sing (see also: Cherone, Gary). But the guy once played lead guitar in his own band. And he was pretty good. VH should've hired him for his guitar-playing ability and not for his singing.
4Jeff Buckley

Once again, you probably know that he plays guitar, but you won't realize how good he is until you try to play something of his and get pissed off because the f*cker apparently either hasn't heard of the pentatonic scale or just simply hates the blues. Also, he inspires emo kids. F*cker.
5James Hetfield

Maybe this is cheating, because everyone knows Hetfield plays guitar. What no one probably realizes is how good Hetfield is at playing said guitar. I mean, he's arguably the best guitarist in this little band you may have heard of called Metallica. No seriously, I think he's better than that other guy. Doesn't he write all the riffs anyway?
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