acorncheese
05.21.11 | AND THEN I MADE THIS LIST |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | I also once thought the world was going down, the ground was shaking, there were weird noises and I was also waking up. Then I suddenly realized it was just the washing machine. |
Adabelle
05.21.11 | I leave my window open at night anyway, it's nicer.. |
Tyrael
05.21.11 | I have a knife by my bed, just in case... |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | I have a sword by my bed. Just in case.
No. Seriously, I really have a sword by my bed. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | stab jesus in the fucking testicles |
Loanshark
05.21.11 | I have Frostmourne by my bed, just in case... |
anarchistfish
05.21.11 | I have an acid ejaculating dildo by my bed.
Just in case. |
Loanshark
05.21.11 | damn dude.
You win. |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | "I have a knife by my bed, just in case..."
Hey creator of the universe, check yourself because I be carrying steel
God: you call that a knife, this is a knife |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | if the world was ending id probably walk down the street listening to bleed on repeat, then when I see jesus be like " Come at me bro" and then who knows what the fuck would happen. And im christian lol |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | I will be so pissed if it happens because I'm right in the middle of like 5 books. God could at least wait until I'm done with them before he sends me to be tortured for en eternity. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | I'm still going with the washing mashine theory. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Please elaborate. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Scroll up you lazy ass. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Oh, I had read that actually, just didn't put the two together. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Yeah, it was also kinda of a metaphor. |
Puzzles
05.21.11 | "Hey creator of the universe, check yourself because I be carrying steel
God: you call that a knife, this is a knife"
Ahha fucking laughed so hard at this, you're a genius |
Loanshark
05.21.11 | Someone bump this when we get to 2012 |
Puzzles
05.21.11 | DONE |
TheArkitecht
05.21.11 | I have a katana by my bed.
Just in case. |
Fuff24
05.21.11 | hahaha. I can't wait till 6 |
ButcheredChildren
05.21.11 | Those noises you heard were just me. You know I love you babe! It doesn't have to be this way! |
acorncheese
05.21.11 | Fuck just woke up. Still here. I was hoping to finally get some good sleep if you know what I mean. |
Kimm
05.21.11 | This isn't a Christian thing sonic...it's a cult.
Claiming knowledge of the time of the apocalypse is far from "Christian".
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Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | "This isn't a Christian thing sonic...it's a cult.
Claiming knowledge of the time of the apocalypse is far from "Christian"."
Oh and cults are so different from confessions within a religion. Dumbass. |
Kimm
05.21.11 | I'm just pointing out that this isn't a Christian thing. Thanks for your input, maybe next time you can make it relevant. |
Deviant.
05.21.11 | "Claiming knowledge of the time of the apocalypse is far from "Christian"."
Is God a Christian? |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | But it is a Christian thing. Pretty obvious it is. |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | inb4 200+ comments |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Give up, Kimm. The facts have outnumbered you. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | while blazed out of his mind on lsd |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | "kimm is right guys. the book of revelation never happened." Of course not. The heathenish scientists just made that up and taped some extra pages in the bible because they were bore.. oh I mean, because Satan (which is obviously the high power of all polotheistic religions) made them do so. |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | In all honesty, the bible does say that 'no man can know the day of his return' or some bs like that. So a 'christian' who believes otherwise is kind of going against his teachings. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | "So a 'christian' who believes otherwise is kind of going against his teachings."
Ironically most religious people do exactly that. |
anarchistfish
05.21.11 | Officially I'm Catholic.
Which is funny cos I think the Bible is a load of bullshit |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | "Ironically most religious people do exactly that."
I agree and am not disputing that at all. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Wasn't implying you were. |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | Was not implying you were implying I was. |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | mindfucked |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | Don't hurt yourself, Branno. |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | implications |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | so many implications |
Kimm
05.21.11 | "Officially I'm Catholic"
Faith/religion isn't something you inherit. It's not like ethnicity. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | So these implications imply that andcas implies that I wasn't implying that Branno was implying that I was implying something. Are these impliciations implied correctly? |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | It stopped being funny 5 minutes ago |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | "Faith/religion isn't something you inherit. It's not like ethnicity. "
Tell that to the billions of children who are labeled based on their parent's religion. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | "Faith/religion isn't something you inherit. It's not like ethnicity. "
Wrong, you get educated. Education gets done by parents. Also you're not allowed to chose your religion from birth age on. So your point is invalid. Oh, and you do realize that there's a context between your genes the instincts and "gut feelings" you have or did you pass that in biology? |
AngelofDeath
05.21.11 | Amazing to me people can be so stupid as to believe one asshole trying to get attention. |
AngelofDeath
05.21.11 | Catholics are funny to me because so many of them feel obligated to go through the rules and traditions because of their parents. I'm convinced 90% of them don't believe in jack shit. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Kimm needs to take an intro level Sociology class. |
Kimm
05.21.11 | Obviously a lot of people raised one way will choose to follow what they've been taught - and don't kid yourself this whole "live for yourself do what makes you happy" philosophy is no different.
My point is that if you don't believe in Christ's teachings you're not a Christian ergo Westboro Baptist/end of the world propheies etc are not Christian, nor are people who grew up in Christian homes but don't live it out or believe it. |
AngelofDeath
05.21.11 | Christianity isn't even supposed to be a religion lol. My experience is that people who call themselves Christians are the farthest from the teachings of Jesus. Never been one to value putting a label on something anyway. |
anarchistfish
05.21.11 | ""Officially I'm Catholic"
Faith/religion isn't something you inherit. It's not like ethnicity. "
I've been baptised and confirmed. So yeah, it's official |
Emim
05.21.11 | Holy shit you all are stupid.
Like, actually stupid. |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | but mimsy
why are you stating the obvious? |
Apollo
05.21.11 | so many stupid fucking comments itt
ugh stop talking about religion you twats |
Emim
05.21.11 | Because you all need to come to terms with it before trying to have any type of theological debate. At least that way you'll know the result will be correspondingly stupid. |
taxidermist
05.21.11 | Wait for it...WAIT FOR IT... |
Maniac!
05.21.11 | but mimsy
you know that's never going to happen |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | You guys are so smart. Teach me the ways. |
tiesthatbind
05.21.11 | We have now reached the idiocy in a 300+ comment list in less than 100 comments. How efficient. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Glad to see you've contributed. |
Emim
05.21.11 | Peace, y'all. Good luck in hell. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Fuck you I'm getting 72 virgins. |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | There will be lots of pizza and opportunities to grill. Love me some pizza. |
bungy
05.21.11 | not tryin to bring your world down sonic but
orson scott card is mormon |
acorncheese
05.21.11 | ewwww mormons |
acorncheese
05.21.11 | btw gimme a tl;dr |
Wolfhorde
05.21.11 | "you realize that doesnt mean shit and you still have a choice, right? also, if you think the bible is a load of shit then why are you catholic?"
Ouch. |
KILL
05.21.11 | religion is stupid lets rock |
KILL
05.21.11 | of powers we cannot perceive! |
KILL
05.21.11 | were the only fuckers who know what band it is in this list |
FatChickIrl
05.21.11 | 30 mins till the rapture for me |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Me too. |
foreverendeared
05.21.11 | Eastern Time Zone WHAT UP |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | yep. same |
FatChickIrl
05.21.11 | im shittin bricks man |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | im not. come at me jesus |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | lol. so is it 6pm eastern time? or what |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | 1 minute |
HaydenDyson
05.21.11 | lmao i woke up to the sound of cops yelling through a microphone once. I thought it was the apocolypse. by the way. its 6:02 |
Ssssssss
05.21.11 | still here, someone someone needs to smack the fool who said it was today |
TomArnoldsArmpit
05.21.11 | And here we are. Time for some cereal. |
TomArnoldsArmpit
05.21.11 | He's crafty. |
acorncheese
05.21.11 | playing windwaker with jesus |
