TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | Sorry, I forgot to zip up. |
taroo
09.08.10 | Snakes are scary |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | I was apologizing, I wasn't trying to make you laugh. Don't worry, the white, viscous liquid isn't poison. |
MUNGOLOID
09.08.10 | i once knew a kid who used to bring tin Altoid looking containers with snake skin in it. used to eat that shit all the time. |
taroo
09.08.10 | You use to eat snake skins? Ewww... |
MUNGOLOID
09.08.10 | not me, the kid i knew. |
Dryden
09.08.10 | he sounds like a cool kid |
MoosechriS
09.08.10 | SNAKES! they freak the living crap out of me :-s luckily i live in england were the only real encounter i'll ever have with a snake is at the local zoo. So i'm kinda safe |
Masochist
09.08.10 | You don't deserve to call yourself Duke Nukem. |
taroo
09.08.10 | Oh... Snake Skins sounds like a wierd gross snack. |
MUNGOLOID
09.08.10 | he said it tasted like chicken. |
taroo
09.08.10 | Everyone says everything tastes like chicken. |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | But everything does taste like chicken. Ask the black community. |
MUNGOLOID
09.08.10 | prolly cuz they never wipe that left over Popeye's chicken grease off their lips. |
bloc
09.08.10 | Snakes are awesome |
Athom
09.08.10 | cool, you finally got 9. |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | Racism ftw |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | just wait till you're trying to go to bed but then you start thinking that it could of crawled through a gap and into your house. now what if you wake up with a snake on you or under your sheets? |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | That would excite some people |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | haha thats what i always do whenever i see anything in my room. if i see a bug on the wall then i'm convinced that they are in my bed as well.
have fun sleeping :) |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | i'll put you up in iowa. all you gotta worry about is the scary corn monster coming and taking you |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | Take some acid. That will at least make it fun |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | or make the snake appear 1,000,000 times bigger and colorful |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | nah i've never been there. thats about 3 1/2 hours from where i live. which is like 10 miles north of Des Moines |
Inveigh
09.08.10 | I thought you lived in Brooklyn or something, you guys got snakes there and shit? |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | GET THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES OFF MY MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE! |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | I hear banjo music playing in the distance. |
Masochist
09.08.10 | "prolly cuz they never wipe that left over Popeye's chicken grease off their lips."
FUCK YOU, MUNGOLOID, FUCK YOU.
...KFC is better. |
Masochist
09.08.10 | That damn Double-Down deal is delicious, dude. |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | Fun fact:
Robert Downey, Jr. was only the second african-american to win a best supporting actor oscar. |
TheAngstyVirgin
09.08.10 | Yeah if you want to die of a heart attack immediately |
cvlts
09.08.10 | 1, 2, 5? holy fuck i love you |
klap
09.08.10 | fucking water moccasins in florida where i grew up is my #1 fear |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.reptileworld.net.au/news%2520pics/snake%2520bed.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.reptileworld.net.au/gallery.htm&usg=__hT2PkvOeQ8gDMJUPnizQ69d1lrI=&h=300&w=400&sz=77&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=S8TWfg6VcrHgnM:&tbnh=157&tbnw=217&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsnakes%2Bin%2Ba%2Bbed%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D834%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=308&ei=QOOHTPnIH8X-nAe4z-C8Dg&oei=QOOHTPnIH8X-nAe4z-C8Dg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0&tx=110&ty=96
do it do it do it
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AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | ok...there is no reason for a link to be that big |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | heart youuuuuuuuuu |
Yeahtoast
09.08.10 | Snakes ftw. |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | hey i offered up my cozy iowan apt to you and you denied |
DiceMan
09.08.10 | Snakes aren't that bad. Usually I just step on their heads and crush their skulls, but then again I'm in the same place as brick so we really don't have that many that'll bite you and kill you. |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | true. sometimes it rains really hard and we have a lot of worms, and those are just like little baby snakes, if that counts |
RippingCorpse
09.08.10 | black and very long |
DiceMan
09.08.10 | Dude... Fucking worms. When you die your coffin will rot and they'll get inside and burrow through your skull and body. It's almost worse than thinking of snakes.
Just stomp on it. Put on pants/boots if you really feel you need to. It's not like they're indestructable. |
RippingCorpse
09.08.10 | probably just a penis about to rape you
oh and 9 rules |
WeepingBanana
09.08.10 | chambered, who is that in your profile pic.
also snakes don't bother me in the slightest |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | and plus, you dont wanna piss it off since before snakes die they let out a war cry which calls in all their snake buddies |
BallsToTheWall
09.08.10 | When I worked on a farm, I dilly dallied with snakes all the time. They were my friends who I had telekinetic conversations with. Hate frogs though fuck em. |
Enotron
09.08.10 | i giggled |
SlightlyEpic
09.08.10 | yeah they all come slithering to avenge their fallen comrade |
Enotron
09.08.10 | snakes hate emo. |
Enotron
09.08.10 | nu-deathcore |
FadeToBlack
09.08.10 | snakes dont listen to music everything just makes them rage |
AnotherBrick
09.08.10 | i heard they like this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8S9QK5FaSY
its about small furry animals which snakes love |
