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| Explaining Albums You Don't Get!, Pt. 1
Ever think "Wtf this converge is just people screaming and farting"
yeah well this is for you (hint: you're right) enjoy! | | 1 |  | Converge
Jane Doe
Genre: post-fart-core.
What makes it special: Jane Doe was an innovation in recording styles,
being listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as the first album to
consist entirely of farts and screams! Way to go, Converge! Sputnik staff,
I'll see you after class. (Special fact: three producers were asphyxiated from
the fumes during the recording of this record. Wow!) | | 2 |  | Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion
Genre: proto-bloop.
What makes it special: Unbeknownst to many, Merriweather Post Pavilion
started as a project as soon as members of The Animal Collectives noticed
that Jane Doe had achieved a world record for its recording techniques.
Avey Tare, Pandy Bear, and whatever the fat guy's name is wanted to
knock Converge out of their spot, so they took Converge's record's
achievement and took it one step further, recording with only "bleeps" and
"bloops". However, as soon as Guinness approached The Animals Collective
to have their name appear in the book, the band turned it down, for they
were too hip. | | 3 |  | Circle Takes the Square
As the Roots Undo
Genre(s): Jordan-core, post-dunk.
What makes it special: In the year two thousand-dunk, basketball player
and all-around bro Michael Jordan (under the alias Drew Speziale) decided
the troll the music world, releasing one of the most intentionally awful
albums written, almost as bad as that Kid A shit, haha! A few years after
the release gained momentum, Jordan decided to negatively review his
own album and create even more controversy surrounding the album. While the users of Sputnikmusic got
really mad, Jordan laughed, holding his laptop on one hand and slam dunking with the other. God, what a
fucking MAN. | | 4 | | Brokencyde
I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!
Genre: greatest thing ever, pre-core.
What makes it special: It's just Jane Doe in reverse no seriously check it
out. Haha you guys must be feeling pretty embarrassed right now. | | 5 |  | Ken
By Request Only
Genre: sex.
What makes it special: Dr. Ken, PhD in Musicology, decided in 1974 that he
would transmit the powerful feelings of sexual intercourse into musical
form. By Request Only was the outcome. Just look at that fucking cover. | |
robertsona
06.21.10 | 5/5 | Jonathan10
06.21.10 | laughed so hard at 5, list is win | Electric City
06.21.10 | ugh every time i think you're coming around you come back a douchebag | sniper
06.21.10 | I'm not sure what this is but it's awesome hahahaha | robertsona
06.21.10 | "ugh every time i think you're coming around you come back a douchebag"
haha atta boy | TheElephant
06.21.10 | "Avey Tare, Pandy Bear, and whatever the fat guy's name is..."
I lol'd | MusicinaBox
06.21.10 | i thought the list was stoopid other that 5, fuckin hilarious
| Jonathan10
06.21.10 | hey you spelled stupid wrong | SeaAnemone
06.21.10 | I was gonna try to do something funny on Sputnik once and then I realized I'm not funny and nothing I do would be as great as this. props. | Tulannical
06.21.10 | you're one funny dude djdorama | robertsona
06.21.10 | ooh, goin for community thread props, i like it | couldwinarabbit
06.21.10 | Robertsona rocks. | sniper
06.21.10 | Hungry bread and butter hustle | Tits McGee
06.21.10 | you were on a roll till you included 4 djdoooram
why | klap
06.21.10 | forgot the funnies :( | robertsona
06.21.10 | this isnt supposed to be funny its supposed to be the cold hard truth you look shitty | qwe3
06.21.10 | 4 was really shit but 1235 were so fucking good
awesomeeee | robertsona
06.21.10 | 4 is a difficult one to crack but once you start getting emotionally attached itll grow on you | Ire
06.21.10 | lol'd 3 | qwe3
06.21.10 | no i mean your writing for 4 sucked |
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