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SPUTNIKMURDER: CLUSTERFUCK EDITION

An online game of Mafia. Standard issue Mafia has like 3 mafia, 1 cop, 1 doctor, and 7 townies, so don't forget that, but I wanted to make something completely confusing and unsustainable instead. I wish I could have figured out a way to incorporate the music element: as if somehow discussing music could be integrated into the daily debate, or that the personal favorites of users could be revealed through investigation, etc.
1Goodfight
Goodfight


"GOOD PEOPLE":
2Silverchair
Frogstomp


The Indifferent Deity AKA "THE MX":

This is me. I'd fill in the days and nights with charmingly rendered details and a mix of big words and small words, all of them funny.
3Flipper's Guitar
Doctor Head's World Tower


The Town Crier AKA "THE JOHNNYOFTHEWELL":

This guy announces who visited him at the beginning of every day. Doesn't that seem like something Johnny would do?
4Sweet Trip
Halica: Bliss Out v.11


The Strongman AKA "THE RYUS":

This player is protected from the first kill attempt against them, though not any subsequent ones. I feel like Ryus could survive being shot by a gun at point blank.
5Opium
Necrology Disorder


The Cop AKA "THE SOWINGSEASON":

Investigates one user a night, returning a result of MAFIA or NOT MAFIA. Sowing holding it down always. Cop behavior. Salute that shit.
6Max Tundra
Mastered by the Guy at the Exchange


The Martyr AKA "THE TUNDRA":

Can sacrifice themselves on any given night, absorbing the Kill. Tundra does this
7Scout Gillett
One To Ten


The Medic AKA "THE JOM":

Jom protects us all. Likewise, this player can protect one other player every night from being killed.
8Dirt Buyer
Dirt Buyer


The Miller AKA "THE SNAKE.":

I feel like Snake.'s provocations are kind of like a Rorschach test, disruptive and righteous at once. Anyways, this character will show up as Mafia if killed during the daytime, as the Miller if killed during the nighttime, and as Mafia if investigated by the Cop. This character is told they're a Villager.
9Stiletto Sun
Disjecta Membra


The Extraordinarily Anxious Person AKA "THE VENINBLAZER":

This user is told that they're the Cop, but anyone they investigate shows up as Mafia. Yikes.
10Basic Channel
BCD


2 Sleepwalkers AKA "THE NORMALOCTAGON" and "THE KOMPYS2000":

These users are told they are Villagers. They randomly visit one user every night--to no effect other than showing up.
11Will Smith
Big Willie Style


The Billionaire AKA "THE WILLIE":

This user can overturn a conviction once a game, killing someone they choose instead. If that person is Mafia, the Billionaire retains their overturn ability; if they're from the Town, the Billionaire dies.
12ISIS
Oceanic


5 Villagers AKA "THE EVILFORD," "THE PHEROMONE," "THE PANGEA," "THE STORM IN A TEACUP," and "THE TRIFOLIUM":

These guys just kinda chill and chat.
13Butt Trumpet
Primitive Enema


"BAD PEOPLE"
14The Apples in Stereo
Zebra


The Harbinger AKA "THE BUDGIE":

Honestly I don't understand this role super well but I think it's just that The Harbinger is the one that actually shows up/is "represented" when Mafia nightkills happen.
15Three 6 Mafia
Mystic Stylez


The Godfather AKA "THE COLTON":

Colton hacked the site and yet roams the streets of Sputnikmusic as a free man. Likewise, the Godfather does not show up as Mafia if investigated.
16Three Days Grace
Three Days Grace


Canadian Sniper AKA "THE SILENTPOTATO":

You cannot roleblock the Canadian Sniper, and a medic will not save his victims. Analogously, you cannot roleblock Lorde Pots, and a medic surely will not save his victims. I forget if there's even a roleblocker among the Good People, but whatever.
17Finger Eleven
Finger Eleven


The Seductress AKA "THE GYROMANIA":

Mafia roleblocker.
18Nirvana (UK)
All Of Us


The Curmudgeon AKA "THE ZAKALWE":

Standard Mafia member. Man's surely upset about something.
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