Prophet178
05.01.10 | You should all listen to any of these albums you haven't heard, especially 5. |
jingledeath
05.01.10 | chapelle rules |
Hawks
05.01.10 | Fuck yeah! I have both seasons on DVD and I agree this is one of the greatest shows ever made. |
EVedder27
05.01.10 | bitches...come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphy |
tinkrbel
05.01.10 | awesome list!
needs moar kneehigh park! |
nastynick
05.01.10 | She wears underwears with dickholes in em!
Now, if yall will excuse me, I need to go home and put water in Buck Nasty's mama's dish.
Very insultin' what ya said about my coat. It's made out of your mother's pubic hair. |
tinkrbel
05.01.10 | see u dont understand
cuz i make love to my hand
so i dont need u honey
i beat my dick like it owes me money! |
Ghostechoes
05.01.10 | ... |
Flatliner
05.01.10 | CHAAALAY MURPHIEE |
Inveigh
05.01.10 | i like when they show the clip of the old guy just yellin "holla holla hollahollaholla lemme holla atcha bitch! i'm a holla holla holl-holla!" |
Prophet178
05.01.10 | Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway? |
Inveigh
05.01.10 | well... do we get the crack at the end?
I eat a bunch of diamonds. why? cause it make my doo doo twinkle, mang. |
tinkrbel
05.01.10 | they shoulda never gave u niggas money!!! |
nastynick
05.01.10 | brrreeeassssst milk.... you make my dayayaaaaayyyyyyyyy
I did not have sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie, I just filmed it.
No, Tyree, you had sex with me, too!
Correction: I had sex with Katie. |
Ghostechoes
05.01.10 | Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? |
JAV
05.01.10 | Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?? |
tinkrbel
05.01.10 | "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?"
cant believe i forgot that
it needs to be on this list |
nastynick
05.01.10 | Sir, now that you've got your check, are you going to quit driving this truck?
Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver! I'm a janitor.
Janitor?
That's right! I just bought this truck straight cash. Now me and my family are gonna have enough cigarette's to last us the rest of our lives! I'm rich, bieotch!! |
Prophet178
05.01.10 | Oh damn Wayne Brady, yeah that would be near the top. |
kygermo
05.01.10 | lol world series of dice. phyuck yu lol. |
klap
05.01.10 | wayan brady definitely #1 for me |
Athom
05.01.10 | oh shit, it's 100% real cambodian. |
Yazz_Flute
05.01.10 | yo and when I leave close together like buttcheeks |
dnor
05.01.10 | [Clayton Bigsby's truck pulls up next to a group of white kids listening to rap]
Clayton Bigsby: Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!
Hip-Hop Fan: Did he just call us niggers?... AWESOME! |
Ghostechoes
05.01.10 | What's up MTV? Come on in you broke motherf*ckers.
You like this coat? White panda. Hulk Hogan choked one out for me in China for my birthday. It's reversible, this side is bald eagle. |
PirateSquid
05.01.10 | I loooooved the Wayne Brady one.
I miss that show, it was genius |
Prophet178
05.01.10 | I don't like people playin' on my phone! |
Brylawski
05.01.10 | he's not funny |
dnor
05.01.10 | I liked it better when you were banned Brylawski |
PuddlesPuddles
05.01.10 | Chappelle? He's uh, pretty fuckin hilarious. |
Brylawski
05.01.10 | yeah except i was never banned dnor. maybe you should be though, considering you plagiarize other peoples reviews
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AmericnZero02
05.01.10 | 2 and 5 rule. They're all pretty great though. |
dnor
05.01.10 | That's true, maybe you didn't read the fact I was cleared of plagiarism on the basis I used generic terms that almost ANY sane person would use to describe the songs on that god awful album.
If you weren't banned, I wish you were. You're kind of annoying. |
Brylawski
05.01.10 | Just because its difficult to prove doesn't mean you didn't do it. Feel free to report me to the mods for being annoying |
Masochist
05.01.10 | Chappelle's Show is the only show that I have (legitimate) season DVD's for (Season 2). Wayne Brady absolutely belongs on here.
"This-is-not-an-option-nigga-if-you-do-not-smoke-this-then-we-have-a-problem. This ain't no damn after school special, smoke it!"
"Aww, shit, it's Wayne Brady, son!"
Cop: "Holy cow, you're Wayne Brady! My mom is not gonna believe this!"
Wayne: "That's 'cause she's never gonna know about it, bitch!" *breaks neck* "Thank you, good night!"
And definitely Kneehigh Park!
"I got what is known as a venereal disease"
"How did you get it?"
"From fucking."
"That's not a dagger, Jimmy. It's called a syringe. People use it to get high and forget about their problems...like me!" ... "I'm fucking dyin', man!"
Or just fucking anything from that show, so many good one-liners:
"Konichiwa, bitches!"
"Fuck that! I don't like people playin' on my phone!"
"Dad, Nick Cannon is hilaaaarrrrious..."
"Man, fuck you, son!"
"SAMUEL JACKSON BEER: IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME...YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO. MMM, MMM, BITCH!" (How did that not make the list! That's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen that guy do, and I've seen a great majority of his stuff!)
If you couldn't tell, I'm a slight fan of his...;-) |