Mewcopa: Drug Stories Time!

Sowing 06.30.10	this one time, and by that i mean all the time, i didn't do drugs and nothing consequential occurred.
Apollo 06.30.10	my buddy once dropped some acid and then asked me to call up this dealer we grew up with to come downtown and sell some crystal to us. I was blitzed so I called him. He came downtown thinking we were gonna buy some ice off of him. Instead my friend punched him in the face on the subway line and broke his nose. I was tripping the fuck out because I didnt know he was gonna attack him. Fucked up shit. The dealer lived in the same complex as him too and never tried to get revenge.
fr33convict 06.30.10	I IZ SOBER :D
NEVERfade 06.30.10	Got really high and went riding with a 2 friends to my girlfriends, was going down a hill, thought i was going slow, but was going really fast, tried to stop and hit the curb and came off and broke 2 fingers, still felt it.
fr33convict 06.30.10	I'm sorry I only read riding, girlfriends, going really fast, tried to stop, came, and broke two fingers.
Enotron 06.30.10	I hadn't smoked pot in like 2 months or so and I got this really great strain and I was walking around town for like 3 hours and I had no idea where the fuck I was and it felt like I was on some lord of the rings-esque journey and shit was really weird and I was having these really funny thoughts. At one point I fell asleep on a garage roof and a police car comes up and I'm thinking "shit I'm fucked" but he just tells me to get up, then i eventually went to a dunkin donuts where a friend works and after his shift was over we went to his place and watched tv and ate a bunch of junk food. It was fucking awesome.
Thor 06.30.10	smoked 2 blunts and saw cannibal corpse the end
Apollo 06.30.10	^that would be fucking insane
SCREAM! 06.30.10	once me and my friend were drunk downtown and i suggested we go to mcdonalds (always my fave place when im drinking) but she then started shouting in the middle of downtown how she would rather eat her own puke than eat mcdonalds cause she knows whatt she eats is real food, so what would be in her stomach/puke is real food unlike what she gets at mcdonalds. People kept looking at her like wtf and i was just laughing my ass off
SCREAM! 06.30.10	Yes its a drunk story not a drug story, sue me
BallsToTheWall 06.30.10	Don't need drugs. Alcohol already convinces me to do enough stupid shit as it is.
SCREAM! 06.30.10	Im sure youve got some pretty epic drinking stories balls, throw one our way
BallsToTheWall 06.30.10	However, im just as dangerous when sober. Seriously considering dying my hair pink and getting an alien abduction scene tattooed on my back.
PigDestroyer89 06.30.10	I sniffed about 3 pills worth of oxycodon(unintentional) in first period math class..I passed out on the teachers couch and then threw up in a janitor mop bucket in a crowded hall
Apollo 06.30.10	one time I was coming down from heroin and my parents locked me up in my room and I started to trip the fuck out. I saw a dead baby on the ceiling and then its head turned around, a full 360 degrees :O
BallsToTheWall 06.30.10	You and me both man. Drinking somehow cures my social anxiety and I tend to be overly enthusiastic about everything.
Enotron 06.30.10	Fucking heroin dude? That shit's dangerous as fuck, I don't screw around with opiates.
Apollo 06.30.10	I havent done any drugs in 3 years. I still love to drink though. I'm getting fucking drunk tonight actually since tomorrow is a holiday here in the great white north.
PigDestroyer89 06.30.10	one time I had a massive smoke sesh with my friends before baseball practice. We went to Circle K(now stripes) and got like 8 corn dogs each. As we were waiting in a long ass line trying to hold on to these 8 corndogs and a drink I dropped all of my corn dogs as we were about to pay and so my friends did the same thing and ran out of the store laughing our asses off.
Hyperion1001 06.30.10	Never had alcohol before and never plan too, nor any drug past a bit of weed. However, i have been high only a couple of times (and didn't really enjoy it, thus, not going to do it again). However, i was really high once, like really, really high, and me and my friends thought it would be a good idea to watch the 90's live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. Worst. Idea. Ever. You have no idea how fucking scary those turtle suits are when your that high. I was even eating some salt and vinegar chips (which tasted like god), but when they started talking, i couldn't handle it. By the time we finished the second movie, i just went to take a long shower. I'll never watch those movies the same way again.
Enotron 06.30.10	Haha, I don't drink that often. It's just too sloppy in my opinion and shit ends up getting really messy when I'm trashed. I'll still get hammered from time to time, but I have had bad experiences with hangovers. Nausea is one of my least favorite things ever. I love me some cannabis though.
Comatorium. 06.30.10	smoked 2 blunts and saw cannibal corpse the end win
SCREAM! 06.30.10	lol hyprion. Never touching alcohol in your life?
Enotron 06.30.10	herb>booze
Hyperion1001 06.30.10	Nope, i figure if i don't really enjoy being high, then being drunk will be one of the worst experiences ever. Plus i don't really want to risk becoming dependent, i have a long line of alcoholics in my family.
BallsToTheWall 06.30.10	I'm Irish, everyone in my family(sans mom), including extended family, is an alcoholic. I have no problems keeping the devastating drinking binges minimal.
Inveigh 06.30.10	most of my funniest escapades have happened with alcohol, not drugs. my drug stories are more just depressing, and since i'm clean i won't get into those. however, boozin stories are hilarious.. So I was at Lollapalooza 2006 all three days, with a fucking gorgeous two-story hotel room downtown with a great view of the skyline (I was living in a college town at the time, so we had to get a hotel, now I'd just hop on the el). anyways, my two friends and I got ridiculously drunk each day of the festival. My two friends' names are Aldo and Pooddag (well, Alan and Patrick but those are what we call them). Pooddag in particular has had a torrid affair with alcohol that's gotten a LOT less funny in recent years (a couple DUIs and a few other alcohol-related arrests can have that effect). On the Saturday of Lolla, Kanye West closed the show with a fantastic set. If you've ever been to a giant festival in a big city before (specifically in a park setting) you will know that everyone basically moves very slowly after the show towards a singular exit gate out into the city. We were moving along next to the chain link fence (which was about 10 feet high or so) and talking to some girls. Pooddag was incredibly intoxicated (you can always tell because when he gets wasted he does this weird thing with his lips where it looks like he's trying to eat his own face -- we call it Dag-facing) and decided he was sick of waiting in this line. He starts loudly proclaiming that he's going to start a "movement" and hop that fence and run off into the Chicago night.
Inveigh 06.30.10	This sounds like an excellent idea to us so of course we egg him on. However, Dag was not equipped for the journey. In addition to his unbalanced equilibrium, he was also wearing a pair of flimsy sandals. Alas, he took off full-speed for this fence anyways. And I'm not going to lie, it looked good. I thought I was going to be chasing him through downtown for hours. He jumps and plants his left foot into the side of the fence and begins to swing over. BUT, right when he gets directly above the fence the Birkenstock gives way and he falls directly downward -- racking his nutsack on top of this metal fence and falling back onto the side he started on. He hits the ground with a resounding thud. Almost immediately, with no build-up, the 5,000 or so people who witnessed this begin loudly chanting, "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" My initial reaction was to turn around and defend my friend's honor, until I looked and saw exactly how many people were chanting it -- and with their fists raised too. So, I turned back around and started yelling "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" Dag was ashamed and ran into the crowd. About two hours later (around 2:00 AM) we found him under the el station at Jackson and Dearborn with a pair sunglasses on, cradling a 40 in a paper bag like it was an infant and talking to a homeless man about where he could "find a woman or three." Still one of the funniest nights of my life.
Enotron 06.30.10	alcohol is technically a drug, js
Inveigh 06.30.10	picture of Pooddag: http://i50.tinypic.com/2nkj8td.jpg
Inveigh 06.30.10	he's the only guy I know that's actually managed to piss on his own face. and he's done it twice. alright, one more Dag pic, cause I can't resist: http://i50.tinypic.com/2nkj8td.jpg
Inveigh 06.30.10	damnit wrong one http://i50.tinypic.com/20uec8k.jpg
Apollo 06.30.10	yeah that story is awesome Inveigh haha.
ConsiderPhlebas 06.30.10	Me and some friends had some mushroom tea, then spent a few hours in my mate's living room listening to music. We started with Blackalicious which was cool, then went on to Old Man Gloom's Seminar II which is a pretty dark record. On top of this the only light in the room was a lamp behind my chair in a corner of the room. The walls were red and I was wearing a red shirt. Eventually my mates, who were all in darkness from my perspective, came to the conclusion the red man in the corner was a demon and started freaking out. One of them screamed he was going to die so I rang 999 and ended up going to A+E with him. It was a saturday night so the place was full of pissed idiots covered in blood from fighting. The nurse on the desk told me a doctor wouldn't even bother to see my friend so we went and sat in a toilet, locked the door and stayed in there for six hours tripping our balls off. For most of the time I was convinced I was going to die because my mate had sent me on a bad trip, but I was also oddly aware that it was just the drugs. We planned to ring our loved ones to say goodbye because it seemed so real - i only hesitated because of that little voice telling me it was all the drugs.
BigHans 06.30.10	It looks like Inveigh knows alot of drunken Irishmen.
Inveigh 06.30.10	about 75% of my friends are drunken Irishmen, myself included.
AbrahamLincoln 06.30.10	got high and watched 3guys1hammer
Athom 06.30.10	“The only time in my life I smoked angel dust was by accident and it was on a double date with Andy Warhol and Michael Jackson,” laughs Mothersbaugh. “We all went to Studio 54 and people were passing drugs all over the place. “Michael Jackson had just finished doing the movie The Wiz and still looked like Michael Jackson back then – he had an Afro and he was still black. He passed me a joint and I thought, well OK, we don’t have marijuana in Ohio so I’ll try it.” -Mark Mothersbaugh of Devo
Jash 06.30.10	I went on A boat trip with my family to this island of the coast of Washington state a few years ago. I bought an ounce of mushrooms a few days before so I brought some with me. The second night my brother and I snuck out of the boat and went into th middle of the huge field and ate a few grams each. Everything was awesome and we were both tripping having a great time, then came the huge heart to heart. Later on I started to feel sick ad just started puking, at first I thought it tasted like green apple slurpee then it just tasted like shit hahaha at this point we both started to have a bad trip and we're lying in the middle of this field just freaking out for hours. Finally we start to relax so we get up to go to the boat. He looks over at me and says "man that got really bad for a while" an we both start just laughing out heads off. We sneak back onto our boat and I think we've stopped tripping until I look into a mirror and my face starts warping, I go into my brothers room and he's staring at a blank page in his notebook and just says "I don't know about you but they came back man, they came back". I just closed the door, put on modest mouse and passed out
coneren 06.30.10	My buddy was drunk in grade 9 and he rubbed posion ivy on his butthole for tp......his nutsack was fucking huge after and he had to stay in the hospital for a bit
Demagogue 06.30.10	Yesterday, I went to a theme park with some friends. We wanted to have a real fun time so we shared 3 Super Cookies my friend had got from a dispensary. At first I didn't feel anything and then I just got super dizzy and battled with myself telling myself it was just the drugs, but then I just gave in and went on an insanely bad trip. I honestly thought I was dead, but somehow my body was fine but my head was going crazy. Everything was crazy loud and slow as hell, I was anxious and having a giant hallucination where I was in another dimension with tons of fog and I was watching it from 3rd person. Next thing I know I had passed out in some line and me and my friend were being escorted out (either that or we went to jail) and one of the two girls we had been with had passed out too and they were leaving. We couldn't get my buddy's car out of the garage because it was on the theme park's property. So we went to a fast food restaraunt for a few hours and then got a cab and went to a mall and tried to figure out how to get the car. Then we walked around random streets for what seemed like forever. Nevertheless, we were still both completely gone, he could control it better than me though. I eventually wound up in my bed. Woke up in the middle of the night tripping balls, then had to work all day completely stoned. 28 hours after eating that shit I think I'm finally coming down.
couldwinarabbit 07.01.10	^no one reads the super long comments. My friend was so stoned last weekend he thought everyone at the party was evil ghosts trying to kill him, he also thought we were all conspiring against him...then he pissed himself, then we had to change him...then he pissed himself.
Hydroxybenzo 07.01.10	At one party a while ago I thought it was a good idea to take a litre bottle of vodka to a party. I didn't drink all of it, I gave some chick a few drinks of it but I'm told I skulled like the last 400 or ml. I thought they were challenging me but I had yelled "I'm gonna skull this motherfucker!" and naturally they wanted to see it. I spewed on a table and tried to fight the dad of the host among others. I threw my $150 shoes over a fence and when it was time to go I wouldn't move so no one could move me. I'm a pretty big dude but the Fijian taxi driver got out and chucked me over his shoulder like a toddler. My mates tipped him $80. Top night, but I didn't remember it, mates told me. Interestingly the next weekend everyone knew me and wanted to talk to me, so I made more friends vomiting and fighting then I do when I'm a chill drunk.
buckfutter2 07.01.10	I was hanging out at the local shooting gallery about 10 years ago. Shot up some heroin, OD'd, got robbed, and found out I had been trying to hook up with a tranny for about a week. Fucked up year, I'll tell ya that.
Enotron 07.01.10	buckfutter: I really can't tell if you're serious or not
buckfutter2 07.01.10	Does it matter?
SCREAM! 07.01.10	He obviously isnt. wow
Ire 07.01.10	fuck off scream
SCREAM! 07.01.10	Sup Ire
Enotron 07.01.10	scream: yes, because heroin addicts are just an illusion produced by the universal consciousness.
buckfutter2 07.01.10	OH COME ON!!!! We all know heroin and cocaine are just figments of our imaginations, just like Jesus, the Holocaust, and Ghandi
SCREAM! 07.01.10	orly wow cuz i totally said they ddnt in my comment.
Dryden 07.01.10	i love drugs and i love stories about drugs
buckfutter 07.01.10	When I come home from work I'm fiendin' for an eight-ball I got crack on my mind I'm hearing cocaine call Telling me to beep the dealer to deliver me stuff Keep it a secret from my wife, cuz she thinks I don't use drugs There I was, bleeding from my nose and damn I couldn't breathe but I'm still thinking about the next gram It's Friday night and I'm not trying to leave my crib doped I'll kill myself while the dealer's eating Japanese food I ain't got no pride, I'm buying this shit I'm lying to myself telling the runner I'm trying to quit It's all make believe, I pretend that I'm true When you give me credit, I'm dodging you every chance that I get to Even if its good, I'll sniff it up in a minute Beep you back and complain that you put too much cut in it If you fall for that and bring me a new sack I'll be making more crazy faces than Jim Carrey on crack Cuz yo I'm ripped, I owe you loot Plus I annoy you I deserve to be murdered, but the coke is doing it for you I got nerve, can you put them pills on my bill Yo I'll you we're friends and we don't even chill I need drugs