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| Sputnik Cookbook
Ever crave a good old-fashioned pie like your
grandma used to
make, but think it's too much of a challenge to
bake a real home-
made pie from scratch, crust and all? With these
easy steps, you
could become the next pie baking contest winner at
the county
fair. The end result is so tasty and delicious
that you won't be
able to believe you made it all by yourself. Add
some semen on
top when serving for an even more delicious taste. | | 1 |  | Isis
Panopticon
Select 6 strawberries and set aside. Slice remaining strawberries. Combine
sliced strawberries and 1/4 cup sugar; set aside.
Turn oven to 450 degrees. Grease 8" round pan. | | 2 |  | Tears for Fears
Songs From the Big Chair
Turn oven to 450 degrees. Grease 8" round pan.
In medium mixing bowl combine flour, cocoa, remaining 1/2 cup sugar,
baking powder and salt. Cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse
crumbs. Combine egg and milk. Add all at once to dry ingredients and stir
just to moisten. | | 3 |  | Fugazi
Red Medicine
Spread dough into prepared pan, building up edges slightly. Bake 15 to 18
minutes. Cool 10 minutes. Remove from pan. Place on serving plate. | | 4 | | Garth Brooks
Garth Brooks and the Magic of Christmas
Beat whipping cream and confectioners' sugar until stiff. Arrange some
sliced berries atop cake. Spoon whipped cream over top. | | 5 |  | The Mars Volta
De-Loused in the Comatorium
Garnish with reserved whole strawberries. Serve short cake warm with
remaining sliced strawberries. There is enough here for around 8 servings.
Enjoy! | |
Boognish
09.19.09 | Guys let me know how it turns out | Chewie
09.19.09 | Cooking Mama: Boognish edition | BallsToTheWall
09.19.09 | Well, I already make the worlds greatest tastiest pumpkin pie from scratch, with the healthiest ingrediesnts....so...do I win? | Boognish
09.19.09 | Whether served warm or cold, home crust or pre-made, pumpkin pie completes a hearty, fall meal. | PayneTiger777
09.19.09 | What if you don't like whipped cream? | Boognish
09.19.09 | Payne, I've never tried it, but I'm thinking if you whipped some greek yogurt with a little sugar, vanilla, and milk, you could get a nice whipped cream substitute. Otherwise, try semen. Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | BallsToTheWall
09.19.09 | Your a blasphemer. It's the utimate compliment for pie. And also, Pumpkin Pie serves as an excellent breakfast. No sugar I use pure maple syrup instead, egg beaters, almond milk instead of milk, and some other unconventional alternatives. Never forget the nutmeg, vanilla extract, and cinnamon and we have a a sick pie I should send to every sputniker. it's amazing because with overly healthy and organic ingredients courtesy of my moms brainwashing, it tastes beter than that storebought shit and compares with any top pumpkin pie maker.
On another note, thanks for this list, i'm going to publix and buying that grahamn cracker crust and some ingredients. And making it immediately. | klap
09.19.09 | maybe the greatest list ever to grace sputnik | shade
09.19.09 | "like your grandma used to make". Ha.
My Grandma is the worst cook ever. | Boognish
09.19.09 | The top chefs are male, its time to banish the stereotype that cooking is an effeminate pastime. Put down that shitty Tool album and bake a goddamn pie | shade
09.19.09 | Eating is manly. Therefore, making your own food to eat is manly. | Chewie
09.19.09 | mutherfucking this^ | BallsToTheWall
09.19.09 | You know your town fuckign sucks when you have to drive to 4 god damn stores to pick up some fucking pumpkine pie filling. Fuck man, suprised I didnt hit anybody just now with my reckless driving. | bloc
09.19.09 | best fucking list right here | Romulus
09.19.09 | I could go for some pie about now. | kitsch
09.19.09 | this is stupid | shade
09.19.09 | kitsch is clearly anorexic. | Boognish
09.20.09 | Indeed | ScorpionStan
09.20.09 | haha btw...that last line in the list description only applies to the gay men in the Sputnik community.
so in other words, like 95% of the Sputnik population.
| Jonnyborg
09.26.09 | I got stuck on step two, after I realized that I wasn't sure of how much flour to use. also, I was weeping to "head over heels". That put a bit of a damper on baking. | Tyler.
05.10.17 | classic boognish right here guys |
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