Mordecai.
12.15.10 | And no, i do not have a criminal record. |
TheAnalyzer
12.15.10 | yet |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | fingers crossed |
Inveigh
12.15.10 | desc for 4 was hilarious |
SeaAnemone
12.15.10 | Last year a college kid a few blocks away from me killed an intruder with a samuri sword.
The funny part is that he was a student at Johns Hopkins.
And everyone that goes there is Asian.
|
TheAnalyzer
12.15.10 | Awesome list. I was going to suggest my dick until I read 10 and you already thought of that. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | all asians carry samurai swords. fact.
and yes, my cock is on top of the motherfucking food chain. |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Samurai swords are way overrated and like that not tough. Unless you have a mono-steel..
I'd rather go with self-defense. Least problems with the law. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | totally agree wolf guy |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Doesn't change that the structural integrity of samurai swords is overhyped. Period.
And: No. Most likely not, got a sword myself. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | "best weapon is your mind'
you mean like psychic powers right? like the dude from Watchmen who could just make people explode. if so, then yes. mind powers. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | trunks had a sword, and look wat happened to frieza. just sayin. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | yea samurai swords snap pretty easily from what i hear. have one in my bedroom though for when the zombie apocalypse eventually comes |
bloc
12.15.10 | bloc's got tha glock and u jus waitin to get shot |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | got it from Paul Chen |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | yea nice try you live in canada no guns there |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Where are the tonfas bro? Sun Ce dominated so hard in Dynasty warriors with those fucking things as well as Lu Bu and his halberd. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | cant walk into a bar with a halberd |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | Akiko's Frying Pan.
That is all. |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Yeah, most ones do. At the point of structural integrity European Swords are a tad more resilient. And they're not the sharpened crowbars Hollywood wants us to believe. (Also have one for the zombie apocalypse.. or chopping wood and stuff..)
Paul Chen has some good ones, but the most resilient ones are pretty expensive afaik, 'cept of the raptor-series. (Yep, with swords you just hit one of my hobbies) |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | balls: that shit is awesome, but i don't have any experience with that stuff. a halberd would fucking slay though. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | basically Braveheart
"first learn to use this" (points at brain)
"it'll teach ya to use... this" (lifts sword) |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Strap two tonfas to your back under a trench coat and bust those fuckers out. Close distance brutality at it's finest. +30 if they have blades attached to them.
Banjos are also deadly. |
bloc
12.15.10 | Kat's got teh bat and u jus waitin' to get whacked |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | i haven't sliced shit up with my katana outside of apples. sliced my bed open when i was swinging it around my room |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8nnNYrXBHQ |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | "no i mean like say you dont have anything but your opponent has a knife or something if you can outsmart him you will win"
no that's dumb because while you are sitting there pondering your escape they will just cut your balls off and run away with them. which sucks. |
bloc
12.15.10 | "i can rhyme like a pro yall others is whack n the worst part of all is i aint even black"
Dis Jew make u act tha foo' |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | I already did some field test with my longsword. Chopping wood, hitting against my steel bed, hitting against armour and chain mail. Edges are still sharp and in good shape. No rolling.
Valiant Armoury and DSA make pretty good shit. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | mine's just high carbon and low carbon steel fused together. high carbon is the leading edge for cutting shit and low carbon to absorb recoil. basically a big kitchen knife |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | wait what the fuck where did you get armor and chain mail |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | "Dis Jew make u act tha foo'"
bloc... no |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | I know the steel sorts. ;D Yeah, that's what Katanas were invented for. Being big knives to slice up human meat.
Also I agree with mord. If your opponent has a knife and you have no idea how you defend yourself you're pretty much fucked without a weapon yourself.
Living in Germany, dude. Here are medieval festivals all the time and on your own ground you can do whatever the hell you want. Even if that means serious testing of swords you own. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | "wait what the fuck where did you get armor and chain mail"
craigs list |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Armour's for pussies. the Irish used to go war in the nude with erections detailing their bloodlust for death and dismemberment. Also spiked their hair up with animal shit and berry juice. Nothing more metal than that. Not even the vikings. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | yea lets talk about the success of the irish regarding war |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Me too, gonna pound a Guinness and sing along to The Dirty Glass.
They fought off saxons, british and vikings so id say pretty well for a small island of unorganized brutes. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | i wish i was a celtic warrior :( |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Nah, mord. It was Kriegslist. ;D wasn't even mine. Was of a pal, but he didn't bother. I don't like armours and for WMA you don't use em. Slow you down too much. |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | I'll eat 5 whole potatoes again. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | wolf you said you have a bed made of steel you use for sword practice |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Poor beer. Rather drink it.
Celtic Falcatas are kinda mean fucking choppers. Nope, I just said I hit my sword against it. I never said I'd use it for training, that wouldn't make sense. |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | God I miss Yu-Gi-oH AND IT'S SATURDAY MORNING CARD MEETS AT THE HOBBY SHOP.
Put on The Cranberries and sob while holding myself. |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | i want to cut a car in half like morpheus in matrix reloaded |
Wolfhorde
12.15.10 | Then ya should get a fucking Claymore! |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | I got a longboard and Thomas Kinkade t-shirt. Whats up? |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Blue-Eyes_Ultimate_Dragon |
AngelofDeath
12.15.10 | I got a longsword and an Ulver t-shirt. What's up? |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o
FUCK YEA. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | that scene in kill bill where uma just goes insane with that fucking japanese steel in b&w gives me a boner. everytime. |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Owning a dragon > all. |
AngelofDeath
12.15.10 | Kill Bill is awesome. Those movies never get old.
Red Eyes Black Skull Dragon comin to rape your churches and burn your women. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | yeh yugioh is awesome. black skull dragon was the best. |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Gonna get Tri-Horned Dragon tatted on my back circled by Spellbinding Circle, wenches and Cthulhu in the background. And maybe Dark Magician banging Dark Magician Girl on my forearm. |
AngelofDeath
12.15.10 | And Dagon on the gooch. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | Dark Magician Girl is so hot. who was that chick that always hung with yugi? i he should of banged her. |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Feel like such a pervert but whatever, promiscuous Dark Magician girl pics are not hard to find on the net/ |
Winsomniac
12.15.10 | Chinese Military Shovel > your yugioh cards. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | googling |
Relinquished
12.15.10 | >>>>> your yugioh cards |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | yeh relinquished was a bad ass mother fucker |
Relinquished
12.15.10 | he still is |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | Jinzo |
Relinquished
12.15.10 | dark hole |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Fair question: how many of you guys have penetrated a vagina? |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | LOL |
BallsToTheWall
12.15.10 | What's a vagina? |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | perfectly timed |
Relinquished
12.15.10 | I'm married so that question doesn't apply to me |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | "Fair question: how many of you guys have penetrated a vagina?"
dude, really? I'm the fucking president of pussytown. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | why the fuck is everyone getting married? are you still allowed to watch porn? |
BigHans
12.15.10 | And a great town it is. |
Relinquished
12.15.10 | "are you still allowed to watch porn?"
don't need it if the wife allows another girl in bed |
alachlahol
12.15.10 | this is why mordecai needed to be analyzed, guy kills me |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | "don't need it if the wife allows another girl in bed"
well guys im in love. whats you wife's name relinquished? |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Yeah Mordy was on the short list, someone should profile him he's pretty funny. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | wait what? are you the analyzer hans? |
BigHans
12.15.10 | Check my last list and the latest Analyzer list Mordecai, the answers lie within. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | ahh ok i see now. thank you for your patronage. |
BigHans
12.15.10 | lol |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | i feel i little violated to be honest... i revealed my real name to the analyzer : ( |
BigHans
12.15.10 | lol you were actually talking to Inveigh at the time. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | mother fucker. fool me once shame on you... fool me twice... punch myself in the dick and weep like a fat chick binging on a tub of cookies & cream ice cream |
PayneTiger777
12.15.10 | I use a morningstar. |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | dude those things are fucking vicious |
AnotherBrick
12.15.10 | fuck the authorities. just slash them in half before they do anything to your sword |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | sword > authorities |
AnotherBrick
12.15.10 | lets all move to japan and become samurais. i'm sure qwe will let us all live with him |
Mordecai.
12.15.10 | qwe is a badass. he is fucking tall in real life. would not want to get into a fight with him, unless i had a few items from his list (im sure 8 could take him down, or 10) |
BallsToTheWall
12.16.10 | lets all move to japan and become samurais. [2] |
AngelofDeath
12.16.10 | The art of bushido is a spiritual one. |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | Let's all move to Japan and pilot Gundams [3] |
AngelofDeath
12.16.10 | Hahaha, Win.
But that made me miss G-Gundam. :( |
tombits
12.16.10 | sometimes i throw rocks and pebbles if i get cranky |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | Angel, watch Gundam 00. Series is more epic than something really fucking epic. |
AngelofDeath
12.16.10 | Alright, I'll get around to it. |
AnotherBrick
12.16.10 | i'm a tall fucker too, it's alright |
Wolfhorde
12.16.10 | Lmao, being tall doesn't get you shit in a fight. Your testicles may be easier to hit and knock yourself out way easier. It only works if you wanna frighten people. |
AnotherBrick
12.16.10 | yeah good luck grabbing my testicles when my 107 inch reach is pounding your face.
jk i'm not a fighter. i'm a lover |
Wolfhorde
12.16.10 | You mean a hippie? |
North0House
12.16.10 | Spiked cleats.
Kick them in their man parts and call it good. |
qwe3
12.16.10 | someone owes me money can i borrow your cock to beat some sense into them? my dicks in some girl atm thats all |
couldwinarabbit
12.16.10 | someone has been playing far too much fallout new vegas. |
zarquan99
12.16.10 | fuckin love that game |
couldwinarabbit
12.16.10 | I haven't played it I loved fallout 3. It is one of the handful of video games I still enjoy. |
Winsomniac
12.16.10 | Is it anything like the tetris? |
North0House
12.16.10 | I liked Fallout 2 better for some reason, i dunno why. I think it's probably just cuz 2's more fun to screw around on. |
couldwinarabbit
12.16.10 | tetris is in the handful. |
Mordecai.
12.16.10 | this isn't video games guts im talking about really smashing cunts up |
