Mordecai.
08.11.10 | umm
hi
im mordecai. people often ask me, "mordecai, what beer do YOU enjoy on a summers day by the lake?"
I say to them, "fuck off, i'm on acid" |
Ire
08.11.10 | insert my dick |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | sooo, after you fucked her... |
qwe3
08.11.10 | yeah a mordecai list
3 should be lollipop or his icecream paint job beat song
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ShadowRemains
08.11.10 | list is win...lots of win |
Relinquished
08.11.10 | Relinquished
"Hey my Susan Coffey-look alike let's fuck"
Slighty would understand the title |
Fort23
08.11.10 | posting lists while intoxicated is my thing niglet. |
salival13
08.11.10 | What? You play the acoustic song AND then invade vagistan but not during occupation...unless you're trying to woo her into anal of course |
Emim
08.11.10 | KAKAROT!!! |
Fort23
08.11.10 | of course he's wooing her into anal, what are you twelve? |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | "3 should be lollipop "
yeah that's definitely a good |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | anal is soo good. it just feels so natural |
qwe3
08.11.10 | anal can be so awk |
Ire
08.11.10 | in ur butt |
ShadowRemains
08.11.10 | but it can also be so hawt |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | it can get messy. vagggggggggggggggggg is awesome though. ps i just bump n grnded a girl just then. i forgot to do step 4 though, cause i blew my load. on her face. and a bit on her tits. |
Relinquished
08.11.10 | u gotta ask permission to do that sometimes, common courtesy shit |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | i'm gonna go up and down on that all night long |
FruityCatOfDoom
08.11.10 | i need sex |
SlightlyEpic
08.11.10 | ahah relinquished
fuck bitches i have my hand it'll never leave me :c |
salival13
08.11.10 | 5 should be higher |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | 5 is actually number one i forgot to reverse omg.
i just came |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | trust me, it works. on your mother. fuck im cumming everywhere. pearl necklace? |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | so suck my cock and swalllow. get away from my list before you gay me up |
Mordecai.
08.11.10 | well.. fuck. gay me up then. i mays well get some sex from all this. you close YOUR eyes this time, b!tch |
Inveigh
08.18.10 | one of the stupidest fucking lists i've ever seen. It's almost like this site has become a care centre for retarded jewish people |
