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01.10.22 202101.19.16 my 2015, part 2
01.03.15 My Humble 2014 Top 1001.15.14 A List
10.20.09 Where'd All The Metal Reviewers Go?08.30.09 Give Me D-beat
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04.03.09 My Top 5 Most Hated List Types03.28.09 Waiter, There's A Duck In My Soup. ....
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12.31.08 A Two Year Toast08.22.08 Moar Late Listening
05.11.08 My Latest Delvings

A Two Year Toast

A toast to how far my musical tastes have come in just a short time. This may come as a surprise to some of you (and perhaps not for the more negative characters amongst you), but I have only been listening to music consistently for 2 years now. It began with my old job at Quiznos where my co-workers forced me to learn bands for fear of water induced punishment. At this time, I did not even know who AC/DC were. As the months went by, I learned the bands from the local classic rock station, and as Christmas came and went, a strange twist of fate had my parents purchase my first mp3 player that very holiday season. My fellow art student had been making a small mural of a SOAD poster, and I found myself interested in their music. I asked my brother what he used to get music, and he suggested limewire. Excited to hear some music, I greedily set forth to find as much SOAD and whatever else piqued my interests as I could. As the months went by, my tastes expanded slowly; I gained new tastes through wikipedia (yes, that's as bad as it sounds), and slowly transitioned into more extreme forms of metal. I began listening to light bands extensively, however, with a7x taking the lead; I actually spent an entire month listening to City of Evil every day (for shame, I know). I began listening to basic (simple and easy to listen to) death metal, such as Gojira, In Flames, and Arch Enemy. I soon went to college, and after a month of time spent in that wretched-hellhole-of-a-farmtown-with-a-college-in-it, I discovered a sputnik review link within the depths of wikipedia; I became interested, and made an account with the small phrase I had been using recently, jack (for Mr. Jack, a SOAD song), tiger ('cause tigers are fucking awesome), and 7x (for Avenged Sevenfold). I only stand by one part of that name now (it's the tiger one dumbasses). Below are the top five bands about 4 months after beginning my "music trip" as I have cornily phrased it, and my top five bands now.
1Ulver

Everything Ulver has done and everything they will ever do is made of amazing.
2Agalloch

The Mantle is, per number of listens, my favorite album of all time; I do not foresee that changing
3Wolves in the Throne Room

Best U.S. black metal. No arguments. Raise a word of disagreement and my response is a polite "No sir. Fuck you, sir". (or ma'am)
4Cynic

Traced in Air has been in my CD player for three weeks now, and it will not leave it for a very long time. Everything about that album is just too... right.
5Amon Amarth

TWILIGHT
OF
THE THUNDER GOD
Seriously though, Slays for Days.
6A7x

Back in the day, these guys were the shit to me; they couldn't do anything wrong (LOL I WAS SO MISTAKEN). They are now one of my most hated bands
M. Shadows = Vacuum + Blender + holding-your-nose-while-singing
7Gojira

I was convinced Gojira had made in From Mars to Sirius the heaviest and most brutal album ever. While it is very heavy, and very brutal, it also very full of filler and fantastically boring. (great live show, though)
8In Flames

One of the bands really responsible for my ability to tolerate screamed vocals now, I owe In Flames a great deal for most of my music taste progression. It's funny, then, that I skipped their act when I went to their headlined show.
9Nevermore

Nevermore were amazing back then and are still amazing. Everyone should listen to Nevermore.
10Arch Enemy

Arch Enemy combined awesome riffs with curiously female grunted vocals.
I soon became bored of them for reasons I cannot explain. This boredom still holds true.
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