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| Gorguts Review In A Gossip Magazine
So I went to the barbershop earlier today and I just sat there waiting for
my turn to get a super sexy haircut. I started looking through some
magazines laying on a table there, and I obviously immediately picked the
one with the hot babes on the cover. When I was done with the
interesting section, I turned the page to get some chuckles from shitty
pop/electronica reviews and I get two black pages with some long-haired
dudes looking all metal and shit - their album of the month was Gorguts's
"Colored Sands"! I mean, review was average as hell (guitars are like this,
bass is like that, blah blah) but holy shit, I just started laughing hard as
hell in front of 5 or 6 people who just saw a guy laughing at a gossip
magazine. Today was fun. | 1 | | Gorguts Colored Sands | 2 | | Suffocation Pinnacle of Bedlam | 3 | | Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity | 4 | | Cephalic Carnage Anomalies | 5 | | Dying Fetus Reign Supreme | |
Dolving999
08.08.13 | Next month's edition: "Varg: european terrorist or attention whore?" | MosesMalone
08.08.13 | What magazine was it? | Dolving999
08.08.13 | It's a portuguese magazine, it's like a supplement that sometimes comes with a newspaper and it's all about celebrities and party and shit like that. Hence the lulz. | MosesMalone
08.08.13 | Oh here I was thinking it was People. | grish
08.08.13 | Lol'd @ the varg comment |
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