sonictheplumber: will you take the vaccine?

sonictheplumber 12.13.20	thoughts?
parksungjoon 12.13.20	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n4amrq8ftE
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	well up here in glorious canada i will be fairly "compensated" for my unwilling injection if i contract autism
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	no flaming, folks. politics is for the big kids
Fort23 12.13.20	You pretty much explained it pos
Fort23 12.13.20	Ugh pots you live in Canada that explains why ur so gay lol
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	nah tbh even if all the alex jones shit was true i still wouldnt care
TheAntichrist 12.13.20	i say let the stupid people die from this virus.
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	we must achieve turd immunity
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	my irl best friend is a plandemic dude and a stop the steal guy
Ryus 12.13.20	fort says hes from long island thats not even nyc 😬😬😬
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	damn so he's a gay white bougie ginger from long island who pretends to be a black homophobic italian from brooklyn heights on the internet that is fuckin C O O L fam
ArsMoriendi 12.13.20	Fort's part Italian though pretty sure Also yeah Long Island sucks, born and raised here
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	"Fort's part Italian though pretty sure" how did he lose the genetic lottery so hard then damn
Thalassic 12.13.20	Are there even Italians around in Brooklyn these days? Thought all of them moved to Staten Island
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	he must have been vaccinated at a young age
ArsMoriendi 12.13.20	"how did he lose the genetic lottery so hard then damn" idk why did your parents name you after the s'mores cracker?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	probably the same reason yours named you jared i would imagine
joomisy 12.13.20	"omg omg when will the pandemic end" "nah, i ain't taking that shit"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	"Doctors have been wrong before" "Here is a link to several doctors who say you should not vaccinate!"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	eats 12 benzos
robertsona 12.13.20	yeah i'mma take it wanna go to morocco summer 2021 if things arent completely fucked, seems like itll help to be vaccinated who fuckin knows tho! haha am I right
Deathconscious 12.13.20	More like WACCine.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	I recently read a insta anti vax thread where some woman used her son beating lyme disease by eating fucking vegetables as an anecdote for why she is anti vax and i was like bitch first of all, second of all, and third the fuck of all....
Thalassic 12.13.20	"I recently read a insta anti vax thread where some woman used her son beating lyme disease by eating fucking vegetables as an anecdote for why she is anti vax " LMFAO
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	Hopefully someone in here will understand the multilayered irony of that
AnimalsAsSummit 12.13.20	I will do anything if it helps my fellow man. Anything.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	Woop looks like thalassic is already on it lol
Thalassic 12.13.20	Gotta give it to the anti-vaxxers; they keep outdoing themselves
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	sheeple!
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	nah dude i was supposed to go to like 30 concerts this year but retards fucked it up
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	couple my friends think the vaccine has like, chinese chemicals in it that will make us more obedient. even though theyre the ones who were like "comply or die!" back in june
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	i too fear hypothetical implications of the vaccine more than the observable implications of the proliferation of the disease
LeddSledd 12.13.20	(((vaccine))) nice try Gates, but i know your microchips will just make me want to buy more microsoft products
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	damn maybe thats why i get anal bead ads on instagram every time i think about putting shit in my ass
hal1ax 12.13.20	i actually had a grown adult tell me the other day that all viruses originate in china
hal1ax 12.13.20	like the chinese are the sole progenitors of viruses in the world
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	themoreyouknow.meme
Kompys2000 12.13.20	I want the vaccine but only because I think itll make me a femboy
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	yeah i want whatever them gay frogs are having
LeddSledd 12.13.20	this is the future liberals want
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	so does anyone here think they stole the election from trump
Ryus 12.13.20	ya obviously
LeddSledd 12.13.20	follow me on parler!
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	dude almost everyone in my town thinks the election was stolen
hal1ax 12.13.20	the election was stolen from delaney
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	this was supposed to be yeezy szn if you ask me
Ryus 12.13.20	"dude almost everyone in my town thinks the election was stolen" pretty easy to think so when you follow random mentally deficient conspiracy theorists on twitter and hang on every word trump says
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	yeah that describes 99% of people i know outside of the internet
sonictheplumber 12.13.20	even the more left leaning people in my area are like "man healthcare is a bit extreme. and kamala was really just upholding the law..."
Gyromania 12.13.20	"pretty easy to think so when you follow random mentally deficient conspiracy theorists on twitter and hang on every word trump says" This goes both ways tbh. Kamala and Biden are clowns, same as Trump
Sevengill 12.13.20	sonic where tf do you live, mar-a-lago?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	kamala can go die
Ryus 12.13.20	@sonic @gyro ya for sure people on the left arent immune from that shit either lol
conesmoke 12.13.20	This always makes me think of that Cronenberg episode of Rick and Morty.
unclereich 12.13.20	disagree with this one mate!
Gyromania 12.13.20	I find myself aligning more with the right than the left but anti-vaxxers and covid deniers are very embarrassing tbh
unclereich 12.13.20	im a far right extremist but ill do whatever it takes to get back into the fucking pit!
Ryus 12.13.20	based
Deathconscious 12.13.20	@sonic where the fuck do you live? And please leave, for your health.
unclereich 12.13.20	yea sonic move to california, HURRY
Deathconscious 12.13.20	DEMOCRAT CITIES
LeddSledd 12.13.20	syringes and Hoovervilles, here I come!
deathschool 12.13.20	I’m making my own vaccine in my bathtub
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.13.20	im so centrist the fence pole literally goes in my ass and out my mouth hole but people who don't take vaccines explicitly for the benefits of autism are cucks
LeddSledd 12.14.20	too many lusting after the fabled benefits of autism
hal1ax 12.14.20	i will take it only if it makes me both gay and autistic
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	i live in northwest georgia. private citizens straight up buy their own trump billboards and shit its crazy here. most of the biden signs ive seen showed up after the dude was elected which is hilarious. this one cringelord neighbor of mine still has an "any functioning adult 2020" sign still up
Trebor. 12.14.20	I'm gonna take it twice at least
deathschool 12.14.20	My vaccine will make you gay, autistic, and a communist.
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	who doesnt wanna excuse for being retarded?
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	great thread
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	but yeah im gettin the vaccine ive had plenty before
joomisy 12.14.20	i hope hte vaccine fucks the retard out of me.
Ryus 12.14.20	"this one cringelord neighbor of mine still has an "any functioning adult 2020" sign still up" lmfao
Ryus 12.14.20	the adults have arrived B)
unclereich 12.14.20	ill never forget the shot I got for my kidney infection, needle was gigantic and right into my abdomen.
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	i cant post any politics on fb now cause i dont wanna piss off my fav drug dealer who is a huge trumper. he gets brownies, acid, shrooms. its wild that when he trips balls he's like probably thinking about trump in the form of a bald eagle when he closes his eyes and shit. dude loves A7X and for some reason the thought of this dude tripping to that music and smiling about freedom and trump and shit makes me laugh hard
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	anyone know if there is an option to get the vaccine injected into your testicle
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	makes your chode retarded bro
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	Yeah I’m getting it ASAP. I work in the public 7 days a week now and am tired of dodging nonmaskers.
unclereich 12.14.20	I got these shots for one of my jaw surgeries where they had to inject several right under my tongue. felt horrible
nol 12.14.20	yeah, I don’t like the concept of killing people with my stank breath
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	Yeah I’ve had those and the shots in the roof of your mouth too. Spinal tap was not fun either.
Trebor. 12.14.20	My favorite lawn sign is that one like: In this house we believe Science is real black lives matter femboys are the best boys my chemical romance is the best band no human is illegal
unclereich 12.14.20	what's up storm
LeddSledd 12.14.20	lmao
nol 12.14.20	My good buddy was on Dialysis for like 2 years because both his kidneys failed. They had to shove a metal rod down his arm once a week. And the scars are fucking gnarly.
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	Hi reich 🙋 how’s it hanging
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	yo thats sick trebor
nol 12.14.20	He just got a kidney transplant tho, and his body has handled it exceptionally well! So it’s actually kinda been a good year for him haha.
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	trebor im familiar with those signs via internet meme but if you put one of those in your yard in my town it would definitely get stolen
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	I can’t believe the same Biden signs across Tulsa stayed up the whole time.
unclereich 12.14.20	yea I loved the idea of dialysis because my doctor misdiagnosed a kidney infection, was on penicillin for nearly a year m/ took it away thankfully
deathschool 12.14.20	Damn. That shit sounds awful.
unclereich 12.14.20	its against the law here to have political signage up after the election is over
LeddSledd 12.14.20	https://i.redd.it/zomklrzwicp51.jpg
Colton 12.14.20	I wanna try all the vaccines. I want them to just keep making new ones and I'll do em all. I wanna wake up every day and get vaccinated for diseases that don't even exist yet
nol 12.14.20	unclereich what the fuck
Trebor. 12.14.20	"trebor im familiar with those signs via internet meme but if you put one of those in your yard in my town it would definitely get stolen" They're everywhere here in California, it's honestly more embarrassing than a MAGA flag or no step on snake
Kompys2000 12.14.20	My grandpa is fully Q-pilled and says he won't take the vaccine because there's chinese mind control drugs in it He also took all the money my family would have inherited after he dies, bought a shitload of gold bricks with it, and buried them in the woods behind his house so I genuinely hope that fucker catches the plague if he's too stupid to take any precautions against it
nol 12.14.20	Dialysis is quite possibly the worst experience a human has to go through and you’re telling me you were MISDIAGNOSED
nol 12.14.20	that’s so fucked up. pouring one out for u.
unclereich 12.14.20	yea man and I HAVE expensive healthcare lol
Fort23 12.14.20	Long island >>> Canada
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	@kompy your grandpa seems like a cunt
unclereich 12.14.20	most grandpas suck lol
Fort23 12.14.20	His grandmas right you fucking sheep
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	my grandpa is dope, my dead grandpa on the other hand, is dead
Fort23 12.14.20	Pots your grandpa was probably sucking of ted turner while Kompys grandpa was fucking some north korea chick in a foxhole
Dedes 12.14.20	@deathschool Where can I find this I have the first two already covered but communism has you to reveal itself to me
Dedes 12.14.20	Oh my response is delayed at least 40 new comments flooded in lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	awe fort big mad still lol :'(
Fort23 12.14.20	Lol nah im just msking a valid point
Fort23 12.14.20	Its not dumb for someone of that generation to be scared of a virus for racist reasons youre ignorant to discredit that
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	" sucking of " " just msking " are you sure you aren't making a vladid point, freckles?
ArsMoriendi 12.14.20	Fort and Potsy should just kiss already jesus
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	no flaming. or flamers. i forget the terminology
Fort23 12.14.20	Im tired i have to do things i dont just larp and play dungeons and dragons all day with my boyfriend jrr tolkien jr, fucking spelling nerd bitch
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	you clearly do not have things to do
Fort23 12.14.20	Listen were just going back and forth having a laugh guys
Fort23 12.14.20	I got things to do like your moms ass
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	if "doing" my moms ass will make you post less i'm all for it
Fort23 12.14.20	Stop evading my fact and point that long island > canada
Fort23 12.14.20	So basically youre saying you want me to do your moms ass bc it turns you on
Asdfp277 12.14.20	dunno whats going on in the thread but i heard in the news that people with a history of severe allergies are more likely to react poorly to the vaccine, so be mindful of that !!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	Shut up asdtghh
Fort23 12.14.20	Deadass stfu
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	guys, the spamming is getting out of control.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	"Stop evading my fact and point that long island > canada" What did you guys get for covid relief again? A 500 dollar check and a maga hat? Lol
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	cant argue with that
Jasdevi087 12.14.20	itt some of y'all already been vaccinated if you get what I mean
Fort23 12.14.20	Long island has the best bagels, pizza and eddie money what does canada have niagra falls and tim hortons big woop
Colton 12.14.20	the best pizza is Pizzaiolo you've never even had it
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	little caesar's legion
Fort23 12.14.20	Colton im gonna shit in your mouth
Ryus 12.14.20	all places ever suck so stop fighting
Colton 12.14.20	Little Caesars has its place in the world of pizza and it's good for what it is but to say it's actually the best pizza or even in the same category as the best pizza is pure ignorance
Colton 12.14.20	Fort you can just give me some of your Long Island pizza it's the same thing
hal1ax 12.14.20	simmer down colton
Fort23 12.14.20	Why do we have to stop fighting thsts what this shit is about
Colton 12.14.20	crazy bread is good though and probably better than most garlic bread sides and shit like that from other pizza places also better than wings. wings are a stupid concept for a food
Fort23 12.14.20	Pizzaiola is trash
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	little caesar's legion
ArsMoriendi 12.14.20	What's crazy bread? Is that just a catchy fast food name for garlic knots or something?
joomisy 12.14.20	shit on my dick baby
Colton 12.14.20	you've never had pizzaiolo cause they wouldn't let you into Canada and if they did the cold would kill you within seconds
Colton 12.14.20	Ars how have you never had crazy bread wtf
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	little caesars is authentic italian
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	they asked 100 italians what they thought of little caesars and they all said it was even better than burger king's chicken parmesan burger
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	"and if they did the cold would kill you within seconds" Lmao
ArsMoriendi 12.14.20	"little caesars is authentic italian" That's like saying Taco Bell is authentic mexican lmao
ArsMoriendi 12.14.20	"Ars how have you never had crazy bread wtf" The last like 100 times I've eaten pizza it was at a real pizzeria, not a fast food one, so uhhhh yeah in fact, I've never had little ceasers
Kompys2000 12.14.20	Name one mexican restaurant more authentic than taco bell, you cant its impossible
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	the original taco bell was called "el taco bell" and it opened in south texas, right above the mexican border
Colton 12.14.20	"The last like 100 times I've eaten pizza it was at a real pizzeria, not a fast food one, so uhhhh yeah in fact, I've never had little ceasers" log off
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	You fucking log off i already compared new Taylor swift to joni Mitchell get the fuck out of here like you promised
Colton 12.14.20	you don't count
sixdegrees 12.14.20	https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9E59gYHJ8uVPJnLhW3oBpmKFQL4tPSeFHkw&usqp=CAU
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	"He also took all the money my family would have inherited after he dies, bought a shitload of gold bricks with it, and buried them in the woods behind his house so I genuinely hope that fucker catches the plague if he's too stupid to take any precautions against it" where does your grandpa live?
Kompys2000 12.14.20	Huge ass property in rural NC
Colton 12.14.20	isn't gold actually worth a lot though? probably not the worst investment in the world
sixdegrees 12.14.20	is this your grandpa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-COG4YTn6M
GhostB1rd 12.14.20	They told me the vaccine won't make me autistic so now I have no reason to get it.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	"you don't count" Each person who pos'd it does. Ur just a shook one, too scared to log off forever cuz the internet is the only place people can't avoid you
AtTheGates92 12.14.20	Even 100 vaccines wouldn't make my IQ drop as much as reading this did.
Colton 12.14.20	I bet you frame your most bumped soundoffs on your wall
GhostB1rd 12.14.20	Cotton I bet your internet search history shows you were looking for dick enlargement pills.
Colton 12.14.20	actually no
unclereich 12.14.20	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nCXYrIz-us
ReiniEden 12.14.20	If it's 100% trustable and does what it intends to do, obviously.
Ryus 12.14.20	lol sheep
zakalwe 12.14.20	trustable
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	actually no
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	I don’t trust the FDA but since it’s approved in the Europe & Oceania then I’ll take it
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	I am tired of hearing conspiracy theories tho
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	oh you think theres no mcdonalds or fluoruride in england dude? youll see. like i said, spread your cheeks wide for dr fauci
loveisamixtape 12.14.20	i’ve seen i am legend, i’m no fool
MyNameIsPencil 12.14.20	do i spread my cheeks and get clapped by sCiEnCe or will it be old man rona that claps this pencil the world may never know
Supercoolguy64 12.14.20	imma shoot that shit up like a heroin addict suffering from withdrawal fuck this covid shit
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	yeah it is kinda bizarre to me that some people would truly rather get sick than get a fuckin shot even though we've all had vaccinations our whole lives
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	im not lookin forward to the shitshow that comes when half the country refuses it
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	California man goes on rampage injecting victims with covid vaccine
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	Fuck em
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	My step dad lost his brother to the virus months ago, couldn’t attend his funeral and my step dad still doesn’t trust taking a vaccine. Shits nuts, make it make sense
Keyblade 12.14.20	i can understand ppl being skeptical about side effects and shit, but mfs talking about chips and whatnot confuse me
deathschool 12.14.20	I’m hoping for mind control so I don’t have to make decisions for myself anymore. That shit has gotten me nowhere.
Colton 12.14.20	yeah a needle that makes us more obedient would be kinda nice cause then we don't have to bitch about stuff all the time and strive for improvement and shit
unclereich 12.14.20	"yeah it is kinda bizarre to me that some people would truly rather get sick than get a fuckin shot even though we've all had vaccinations our whole lives" yep but in my area(population of 500k) 72 percent of our active cases are coming from 11 percent of our population. these people definitely do not want to get sick nor are maga idiots. they are incredibly selfless hard working undocumented folks that simply do not have access to vaccines or live in generational housing where spreading is far easier. i wish it was as easy as "if we could just get these maga douche bags to vaxx" but in a country of 330+ million people it is far more complicated. hopefully we can get the less fortunate access. i fear accessibility will be tough though
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	"Yeah a needle that makes us more obedient would be kinda nice cause then we don't have to bitch about stuff all the time and strive for improvement and shit" Cuckier words have never been spoken
ian b 12.14.20	not at the moment, i kinda wanna die, so i'm weighing which option leans more in my favor
unclereich 12.14.20	if youre not obese and under the age of 70 chances are youre gunna have to kill yourself cuz covid wont
Sharenge 12.14.20	have you ever considered hand grenade in the mouth? I imagine that that's gotta be a better way to go than dying from coronavirus or vaccine complications
ian b 12.14.20	feel like a hand grenade in the mouth is too large to be a comfy way to go out, not to mention expensive and dangerous to others so dont know if i'd ever consider that lmfao i'd rather hang myself on my ceiling fan while the Space Jam soundtrack plays on blast in the background
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	im definitely not some NPR guy who thinks orange man and the deplorables (new stoner band?) are all that stands in our way from seeing metal bands again. hopefully the vaccine is free. but im afraid we will have to force things up certain people's buttholes, for their own good. it wont be pretty
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	ian b are you 15? relax it gets better. soon you will be smoking dope, drinkin, seein bands, meeting ladies. trust me. i havent checked your ratings but rock leads you to fun. mimic my 5s and seek professional help. im professional help
Sharenge 12.14.20	yeah don't do hand grenade in your mouth - if you die from the rona at least you can still get into the kingdom of heaven
ian b 12.14.20	i have done all of the above quite plenty lmfao, i would say all of those things (besides seeing bands/artists) would be contributing factors at least in my case unless i was still 15 and thought that shit would keep me in line like i did lol
ian b 12.14.20	also your 5's are way outta my realm but shoutout dinosaur jr. and steely dan though real talk
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	i hope not getting a vaccine becomes illegal. would love these obsessive conspiracy nuts to kill themselves before getting it.
sonictheplumber 12.14.20	im playin bro but thanks
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	As long as people refuse the vaccine the boomer doomer will remain in full effect
Sharenge 12.14.20	is peepee hole an option for forcible insertion instead of pooper?
Emim 12.14.20	I'm gonna let y'all be guinea pigs first.
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	^ People I know keep saying that but how long will people wait? A month? A year? Lol
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	honestly we don't even really have a choice with the way the phases are being rolled out. no normal folk can have the vaccine until a bunch of particular groups get it.
nol 12.14.20	“im not lookin forward to the shitshow that comes when half the country refuses it“ key word is “when” because that shit is going to happen. “man FUCK lockdown” goes hand in hand with “man FUCK vaccines” for some fucking reason.
nol 12.14.20	“im not lookin forward to the shitshow that comes when half the country refuses it“ key word is “when” because that shit is going to happen. “man FUCK lockdown” goes hand in hand with “man FUCK vaccines” for some fucking reason.
Deathconscious 12.14.20	Hopefully Trump encourages his cult to get it, it would only benefit him.
Snake. 12.14.20	i'm gonna get it but honestly???? i think the goals for the us to be covid-free by the end of next year are becoming way too fanciful. half of this garbage country continues to break lockdown restrictions whilst refusing to wear a fucking mask at the same time. those same people are also going to choose not to get the vaccine and probably contract the virus later down the road and pass it on to a plethora of people who think that the pandemic is over just because the vaccine has been released to the public. we also don't know how effective this vaccine even is, if it only gives you the same duration of immunity as the original antibodies after you initially get the virus then we're still gonna be here a while.
bigweinerdon 12.14.20	obviously gonna take the vaccine you fuckin marty
nol 12.14.20	I have 2 aunts and 2 uncles who work at Pfizer and helped with development of the vaccine. Two of them are even in the medical department (tho contracting and marketing are important too!). It’s really cool to see my family directly involved in something so good for the world :)
loveisamixtape 12.14.20	thats pre cool! tbh i like the sound of the oxford vaccine a little more but also don't know a whole lot about pfizer, it just seems more difficult than what i've read about the oxford one
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.14.20	"People I know keep saying that but how long will people wait? A month? A year? Lol" If the guinea pigs haven't spontaneously exploded within 36 hours we will know we r gud 2 go
Pheromone 12.14.20	my hamster as a kid died when its bum got rly big and died
Deathconscious 12.14.20	People always talk about the scary long term unknowns of vaccines, but they never talk about the potential superpowers you could gain. what if you gained the power to orgasm on command?
nol 12.14.20	I don’t think I could handle that kind of power.
Josh D. 12.14.20	I want vaccine and money
loveisamixtape 12.14.20	i want free money more than anything else. every day is bullshit at this point
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	I am hearing about local people here in Oklahoma diagnosed with covid still going out in public and not getting in trouble. Very scary.
ieatbabies795 12.14.20	Governments need to actually address the conspiracy theorists or least give an incentive to take the vaccine.. like no traveling abroad unless you've been vaccinated
Deathconscious 12.14.20	Would it be illegal for workplaces to require the vaccine?
Josh D. 12.14.20	if you don't take the vaccine you should simply be shot in the face with a gun
Sharenge 12.14.20	god damn I hope 2021 makes this year look like a walk in the park
AnimalsAsSummit 12.14.20	Vaccine or no vaccine, I only wish that humans remain peaceful, and may everyone’s life be peaceful and beautiful.
BaselineOOO 12.14.20	Not an anti-vaxxer but I definitely won't take this particular vaccine. The news shows statistics with hundreds of people dying in my city and yet all hospitals are empty lol. This whole situation is fishy as fuck. Believe whatever you want but here in Spain nobody takes it seriously and we were "heavily hit" by the virus.
Josh D. 12.14.20	Lol
Deathconscious 12.14.20	Then you believe something equally as dumb, good job. That is if youre being serious, i know you like to TROLL XD
BaselineOOO 12.14.20	alright you convinced me, fuck it, I'll take it!
Deathconscious 12.14.20	Nice.
Colton 12.14.20	it's always nice when users just tell you how dumb they are upfront so you don't have to waste time assuming otherwise
BaselineOOO 12.14.20	Yes! Thank god for users.
Egarran 12.14.20	The fishing is good round these parts
Storm In A Teacup 12.14.20	I would know 🤪
joomisy 12.14.20	stick the vaccine in my asshole
nol 12.15.20	pump that vax in me daddy
Colton 12.15.20	if you were getting the vaccine and the person giving it to you asked if they could give you two vaccines at the same time to see what happens would you agree
nol 12.15.20	half-man, half-vaccine
Colton 12.15.20	did you guys hear about that new strain of Covid though in England
nol 12.15.20	“Yes! Thank god for users.” Yess! I use meth. Wby?
Emim 12.15.20	"People I know keep saying that but how long will people wait? A month? A year? Lol" Covid is quite literally a non issue where I live so I'm not in any rush.
nol 12.15.20	If I had a nickel for every time someone said “COVID is a non-issue where I live”...
nol 12.15.20	I would have an impractical amount of nickels
El Olam 12.15.20	https://townhall.com/columnists/scottmorefield/2020/09/14/if-masks-work-why-dont-they-work-n2576139 https://thefederalist.com/2020/11/23/many-studies-find-that-cloth-masks-do-not-stop-viruses-like-covid/
Emim 12.15.20	Well, it is. Have several nurse friends in the various hospitals in the area and there are like 8 active cases.
El Olam 12.15.20	https://www.theblaze.com/op-ed/horowitz-lied-to-dramatically-about-masks
Emim 12.15.20	There's also evidence that it hit here way before it was thought to have been in the States, and a lot of us had a mystery illness last November/December. Even still, there was no rash of deaths.
Ryus 12.15.20	theblaze.com
nol 12.15.20	E V I D E N C E
nol 12.15.20	follow me on parler for more e v i d e n c e
nol 12.15.20	my sources suggest
ieatbabies795 12.15.20	Oh yeah and according to china the virus came from Italy and not their own wet market
nol 12.15.20	let me check with my sources on that one, see what they suggest
ieatbabies795 12.15.20	Let’s see what the woke people of Parler have to say about that!
nol 12.15.20	leaving sputnik dot com for good 👋🏻 off to parler where we won’t be SENSORED
Emim 12.15.20	K bye
Storm In A Teacup 12.15.20	"There's also evidence that it hit here way before it was thought to have been in the States, and a lot of us had a mystery illness last November/December. Even still, there was no rash of deaths." Nope Emim it was in the states then too. That's when my family probably got it. My brother came and visited us after three flights from Cali to OK and my mom and bro both got it bad and the docs told both of them something weird was going.
Storm In A Teacup 12.15.20	around.
sonictheplumber 12.15.20	god reading this thread is crazy i forget that people for the most part believe in covid and shit
BaselineOOO 12.15.20	This post has been deleted.
Egarran 12.15.20	I rec www.reddit.com/r/ParlerWatch/ It's pretty scary stuff.
nol 12.15.20	There was definitely some weird illnesses in late December (I was sick as FUCK), but the fact no one really died from it (allegedly) makes me think that wasn’t COVID. Unless folks were dying and we weren’t keeping track. Plus you’d think they’d say “this has been around since December” if it’s been around since December.
nol 12.15.20	Like what motivation would experts have to lie about when corona started showing up?
nol 12.15.20	Jesus Christ that subreddit
ieatbabies795 12.15.20	Everybody saying ‘I probably already had COVID’ is the pretty much the new ‘I almost joined the military’ My friend claimed he already had covid, refused to get tested then turns out he has gall bladder stones 🤡🤡
nol 12.15.20	I actually got COVID in 2009, so I’ll be okay.
Emim 12.15.20	"Nope Emim it was in the states then too. That's when my family probably got it. My brother came and visited us after three flights from Cali to OK and my mom and bro both got it bad and the docs told both of them something weird was going." That's what I was saying?
sonictheplumber 05.14.21	vaccine.
Sevengill 05.14.21	they just pulled the mask mandate "for vaccinated people", which is the stupidest thing ever. people who aren't already vaccinated (see: mostly science deniers / anti-vaxxers) aren't going to wear masks anyway. there's a spike coming, and a lot of our progress is about to be erased by selfish idiots.
Keyblade 05.14.21	it's so dumb u just gave ppl cart blanche to stop wearing masks gj
budgie 05.14.21	covid is a hoax created by the lizard arabs who want to turn the world into a human farm and sell the blood to intergalactic corporations
budgie 05.14.21	and if u cant c that ur a sheep
papudo 05.14.21	people use all kind of technology devices and medicines that they don't understand how work, but for unknown reason now they refuse to take the vacine because they 'don't know what's in it'. anti-vax is a scourge
gryndstone 05.14.21	yes because walled greens is giving out 5 dollar coupon and thats-a pint of iced cream for free
sonictheplumber 05.14.21	:D
gryndstone 05.14.21	don't you want a free ice cream sonic
sonictheplumber 06.10.21	:D
hal1ax 06.10.21	Ima need that ice cream
sixdegrees 06.10.21	vaccine for what
zaruyache 06.10.21	deez nuts
Deathconscious 06.10.21	So found out recently an old friend of mine is now an anti-vaxxer flat earther who believes that powerful people are doing satanic rituals and making children stab babies. Also a climate change denier, of course.
sixdegrees 06.10.21	Uhh based check?
aydross121 06.10.21	only injection i'm down to is from bill gates now that he's single tbh
hal1ax 06.10.21	Be injected with alien dna ? Not today, Biden.
zaruyache 06.10.21	idk why you'd believe that (((secret power people))) are doing evil shit in secret when oil companies and military contractors and the US government are literally on-record doing actual evil things all the time.
Deathconscious 06.10.21	Idk, they need that extra spice i guess.
loveisamixtape 06.10.21	dose 2 fucked me up tbh
sonictheplumber 06.10.21	the lizardz
chemicalmarriage 06.10.21	Got the vaccine and the Krispy kreme
zaruyache 06.10.21	yeah #2 pfizer was like a bad achy hangover for a day and a half, I skipped work but could function the next day thankfully.
Josh D. 06.10.21	I didn't feel a thing. I have ascended.
sonictheplumber 06.10.21	Bro that means it didnt work. You should get extra
Spec 06.10.21	i've had covid and had vaccine number one dont know if i actually need number two but imma get it anyway and fucking vibe
Keyblade 06.10.21	pfizer gang wya
Ryus 06.10.21	moderna gang 2nd vaccine sucked
Trebor. 06.10.21	My fully vaccinated ass just went to disneyland and it was glorious
DoofDoof 06.10.21	Had first does of AstraZ - typical vaccine, slightly swimmy head sensation and a sore arm.
MyNameIsPencil 06.10.21	I got both doses and having friends over for my birthday last night was nice
Veks 06.10.21	"idk why you'd believe that (((secret power people))) are doing evil shit in secret when oil companies and military contractors and the US government are literally on-record doing actual evil things all the time." Because people believe whatever they want to believe, on both sides. They believe what they are told and fits their vision of the World, with no need for confirmation. They just believe it because someone told them that it's the truth. The real truth is everyone needs to be more skeptical of who is telling them what the truth is and what they should believe. Be it a Scientist or a retard on Youtube.
Purpl3Spartan 06.10.21	Been vaccinated for almost a month now. No repercussions for me
osmark86 06.10.21	Heard that the shot gives you the flu français
Pheromone 06.10.21	i am anti-vax ama
anat 06.10.21	what is your least favourite brand of vacuum cleaner
Pheromone 06.10.21	henry, cunt looks up at me like "use me" with his beady little cunt eyes
Pheromone 06.10.21	oh sorry i meant i am anti-FAX not vax harhar just use email
Deathconscious 06.10.21	"Because people believe whatever they want to believe, on both sides. They believe what they are told and fits their vision of the World, with no need for confirmation. They just believe it because someone told them that it's the truth. The real truth is everyone needs to be more skeptical of who is telling them what the truth is and what they should believe. Be it a Scientist or a retard on Youtube." Oh. So anyways, which conspiracy theories do you buy into?
Storm In A Teacup 06.10.21	A good conspiracy that isn’t cray cray is big pharma caring more about profits than making sure people can afford what they need and the things they actually do to demonstrate that philosophy.
Deathconscious 06.10.21	Is that even a conspiracy though? Thats just capitalism.
Storm In A Teacup 06.10.21	When the politicians deny how they’ve helped it worsen probably is yes
Pheromone 06.10.21	based deathconscious
Veks 06.10.21	The only conspiracy theory i buy into is that power corrupts people and as such, I do not trust people in power to make decisions that are in the best interests of the people they govern versus their own.
Purpl3Spartan 06.11.21	Chuck E. Cheese’s is the real Freddy fazbears pizza
Let 06.11.21	@veks Their decisions and policies inform and our informed by the interests of the owning classes. Democracy for we but not for thee. Join a union
Egarran 06.11.21	Hope yall are getting ready for the UFO disclosure that's coming any day now. Obv the vax is a part of this.
sonictheplumber 09.09.21	swag
BaselineOOO 09.13.21	Politicians made a fortune in my country from this pandemic. Sponsored festivals - open, no masks required; famous hotels and businesses from resorts owned by politicians - open; schools and stuff that makes no money - closed. Europe is a fascist shithole.
rellik009 09.13.21	"The real truth is everyone needs to be more skeptical of who is telling them what the truth is and what they should believe. Be it a Scientist or a retard on Youtube." ah yes, don't believe any scientist at first, they only studied their fields for years and years while also being peer reviewed by other scientists that studied the same field for years and years. "Europe is a fascist shithole." tru, but what are the USA then
rellik009 09.13.21	"The only conspiracy theory i buy into is that power corrupts people and as such, I do not trust people in power to make decisions that are in the best interests of the people they govern versus their own." that's as much of a conspiracy theory as oreos having traces of cocaine in them years ago
BaselineOOO 09.13.21	I took some angel's trumpet extract and the trip made it clear to me that many conspiracy theories are in fact correct. This planet is in fact 99% slavery, these last couple of generations just seem more prosperous than the ones before because the elites gave us a few tools to make us docile - electricity, the refrigerator, the internet, etc. There's a mass awakening going on, this whole pandemic just feels off for way too many people, it's not a coincidence. Media can throw terms like "uneducated" and "conspiracy theorists" all they want, it just reinforces the fact that most governments are weak, uninspiring and cannot be taken seriously by a large part of the population. I think the oreo conspiracy is that the biscuits were AS ADDICTIVE as cocaine, not containing traces of cocaine lol.
Asdfp277 09.13.21	i drank some pepsi and had a little fun
rellik009 09.13.21	"I think the oreo conspiracy is that the biscuits were AS ADDICTIVE as cocaine, not containing traces of cocaine lol." well ackshually there was a study a couple years ago that showed there were traces of cocaine in oreos. so yeah it wasnt even conspirational it's just that oreo wasn't even trying to hide it. "I took some angel's trumpet extract and the trip made it clear to me that many conspiracy theories are in fact correct. This planet is in fact 99% slavery, these last couple of generations just seem more prosperous than the ones before because the elites gave us a few tools to make us docile - electricity, the refrigerator, the internet, etc. There's a mass awakening going on, this whole pandemic just feels off for way too many people, it's not a coincidence. Media can throw terms like "uneducated" and "conspiracy theorists" all they want, it just reinforces the fact that most governments are weak, uninspiring and cannot be taken seriously by a large part of the population." how are you this fucking good at making copypastas holy shit we should have a monument for you sister
Egarran 09.13.21	I heard the elite culls the lower classes by putting corn fructose in everything. This whole anti-vaxx thing is a smokescreen for more effective measures of population control. You don't see the unwashed rabble riot against the opioid crisis, for example. taps nose
rellik009 09.13.21	don't kill corn fructose they're cute
BaselineOOO 09.15.21	"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C. S. Lewis
rellik009 09.15.21	eating snot is good for your body
Egarran 09.15.21	Hey rel you will appreciate this graph: https://imgur.com/a/Gv0f0I0
rellik009 09.15.21	lmfao ega how did you even find this but booger is 2nd place. scianteefeeclee proovan fakts
sonictheplumber 09.15.21	ive been drinking piss and taking horse tranqs for chovid-69
Egarran 09.15.21	rel it's from the fb group "Science diagrams that look like shitposts". A quality community.
Asdfp277 09.15.21	. _. (real good group tho)
rellik009 09.16.21	(real good group tho) [2] def sounds like it