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Pizza N' Punchlinez

about to eat pizza. these are my favorite punchline rappers
1Nacho Picasso

It's Nacho Picasso, born from Greece/With Medussa's head sown in my golden fleece/Should have been a Minotaur, because your boy's a beast/Got me feelin' like Ares, cause I know no peace/Got my burner from Hephaestus, Athena my niece/If you're a slow learner then Homer can teach/Tonight we dine in/Hell, you feel the heat?/Gettin' head from a hydra, you feel the teeth?/I'm high as Mount Olympus, and your goddess want the business/Hera is my wife, Aphrodite is my mistress/Coldest nigga out here and Apollo be my witness/May the lightning strike you down if your name is on my shit list/Fly as Icarus, so they swallow my babies/And all my ex-ladies hope I die and go to Hades/Mariners tribal, Poseidon, I'm wavy/Your bitch Helen of Troy, she creepin' like crazy

Drinkin saki on a suzuki, we in Osaka Bay.

Nigga I'm a goon, that's why I'm whip-whippin with the spoon
4Vinnie Paz

There's no quality on the mic that I don't have/My hands punch through a rock like an Apollo jab/When I was young I used to follow dad/And watch how he would handle more beef than a McDonald's ad/I'm from a time of Alpina Glasses and Diodorus/Fuck around with me your family gonna need a florist/There's no question who runnin' rap, cause we the rawest/Hit ya head with that thunderclap ya see in Horace/I love my mother to death for givin' birth to me/I ain't seein' red no more, it's burgundy/All these bitches is just birds to me/And hearin' of another dead cop quenches a thirst in me
5Sean Price

Listen: all that crack in the street talk/It's made up like Jack and The Beanstalk

I've seen this young'un on the train, I had to pick his brain/He said he on his way uptown to get a brick of caine?/He said he needed a come up, because selling nicks' was lame
7Big L

Breakin' into cribs with a crowbar, I wasn't poor, I was po/I couldn't afford the o-r

"The Rule Understand They Have my attitude/To Real Under The Heat, unflammable/These Rappers Under The Hex/Too dumb/You talkin heat, you talking rhymes?/I'm the sun

Goes down smooth when I get a clean hit/Of the skunky, phunky, smelly green shit/Sing my song/Puff all night long/As I take hits from the bong

Ball on these bitches/That's word to Sky Digga
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