SCREAMorphine
10.25.10 | Russell Crowe, fighting around the world |
Satellite
10.25.10 | steve irwin with a stingray in the chest |
DeafMetal
10.25.10 | Satan. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | Halloween? Grow up.
Fuck, I hate Halloween. |
JWT155
10.25.10 | I think I'm just gonna be a fag and be David Beckham this year cause the ladies love him/me. Want to be Daft Punk with twin bro next year and maybe DJ the party at his Frat. |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | I'm going as a Mexican.
o wait. |
JWT155
10.25.10 | Josh, Halloween is a blessed holiday where women are allowed to be sluts in public and it's all right. I support this. |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | steve irwin with a stingray in the chest [2]
Real version of halloween is to dress up and act like a corpse in a pagan ceremony. That tickle your fancy doc? |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | I don't support halloween but hell I'm going with my chick so it'll be fine. |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | Why? |
patroneyes
10.25.10 | skin a bear
wear its fur |
Satellite
10.25.10 | how the fuck can anyone not like halloween? |
Satellite
10.25.10 | "I don't support halloween"
wut |
ARuinedEmpire
10.25.10 | Yes. ManBearPig. Do it. |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | If you dont support Halloween you gotta be the lamest duck in the pond. No offense. Or offense. |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | Why what? |
Satellite
10.25.10 | which aspects of halloween do you not support? |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | Me? |
Satellite
10.25.10 | no, fr33convict. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 |
Good. |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | @Satellite: I do not support paganism. I DO support girls dressing like sluts on Halloween. |
pmmets07
10.25.10 | i think im gonna be a lemur. those lemurs are cute eh |
ZoidbergQuestion
10.25.10 | my friend and i are dressing up as tegan and sara. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | You forgot some things, free:
People saying Happy Halloween like it means something, lol.
Hey kids, come ring my door bell all night. Never mind, that's the worst idea ever.
People using it as a reason to drink like there needs to a different reason other than thinking "wanna get wasted? Cool, let's go".
I could keep going. |
JWT155
10.25.10 | You homo fr33convict? Don't like vagina? |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | Lost respect for you there Fr33. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | I'm a cynical curmudgeon with "holidays". |
climactic
10.25.10 | My friend who went to my high school was JFK with a bloody bullet hole through his head senior year. Got suspended |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | Did you miss my comment, JW155? |
JWT155
10.25.10 | Yea you got a girl and I'm not a huge fan of girls dressing as sluts in public on any regular night because chances are those girls are really sluts but Halloween is the exception. Go to a college town Halloween and try to find a girl who isn't looking sluty. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | They just dress like a slitty ____, like a slutty nurse or a slutty maid or a slutty slut. |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | My brother told me one year he saw a guy in a bloody ER gown with an umbilical chord dragging a fetus. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | Frozen lakes and |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | Who was it that said they were gonna go as a music elitist asshole? |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | All of this website. |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | Don't know but i'm that every day. Any self respecting sputnik user should be. |
JWT155
10.25.10 | Word. |
AnotherBrick
10.25.10 | "I could keep going."
do it |
climactic
10.25.10 | My other friend has been Ron Jeremy three years in a row |
fr33convict
10.25.10 | When I was little I was a ninja for like 3 years in a row. |
JWT155
10.25.10 | So being himself but pretending he has a huge cock? |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | I was Sub Zero, now I want to do that agin and throw ice cubes and ice cold water balloons at people. |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | ""I could keep going."
do it"
Ok:
It's one thing to trick or treat after a certain age, but when you do it in plain street clothes and a 10 dollar mask you bought 4 years ago, I feel like I want to punch you.
I've never understood why being frightened is fun (you know, like at those cheap, shitty "haunted garages" that people set up at their houses just so some asshole can scream at you from behind a strobe light).
This one lady made us touch her pet snake one year before she would give us candy. Fuck you, give me the candy.
Things that aren't candy, like those plastic bags with random off brand candy in it with a tiny Halloween themed crossword puzzle attached to it or some shit. I'm wanted to eat candy for a week as a kid, not that dumb shit. |
climactic
10.25.10 | Haha, and wearing the blue button-down and black wig. |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
10.25.10 | one of the best lists i've seen in a while. lmao @ "My friend who went to my high school was JFK with a bloody bullet hole through his head senior year. Got suspended"
i can't think of a costume idea myself but some of these suggestions are pretty good. maybe i'll be a hotdog |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | Antoine Dodson's Bed Intruder is still available. |
JWT155
10.25.10 | HIDE YO KIDZ, HIDEZ YOU WIFE! |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | I wear regular clothes to play softball. I can just dress like I normally do and tell people I am a softball player. That way, they won't have to bug me about not participating. |
awhiteguy
10.25.10 | I'm thinking about being a lesbian. ANyone have any WNBA jersey's I can wear? |
BallsToTheWall
10.25.10 | Sheryl Swoopes |
Josh D.
10.25.10 | Juwanna Mann
Terrible movie. |
kangaroopoo
10.25.10 | "steve irwin with a stingray in the chest"
:*(
it's ok to do Russell Crowe cause he's really a kiwi |
