Riviere
07.05.13 | If they make bank, women won't give a shit. |
oltnabrick
07.05.13 | wtf is this |
BallsToTheWall
07.05.13 | Barely 5'9 and I never had a problem talking to girls, or girls coming up to me. In my case more girls have come up to me then I have come up to them. So that theory is bullshit. |
YoYoMancuso
07.05.13 | 10 haha good one |
Artuma
07.05.13 | haha.
10 never rocked btw |
SeaAnemone
07.05.13 | itt the peak of autism: returntorock asks sputnik to verify a cosmo article for him |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I'm not asking to verify anything, just a fun idea for a list.
I'm taller than all the guys on the list btw (I'm 5ft8). Girls who are like 5ft4 tell me I'm 'not short' or actually 'tall/quite tall'. So yeah, I don't get it either. If you're 5ft4, what's the difference between 5ft8 and 6ft, we're both taller than you! The distinction should only apply to tall girls (like my sister who's 5ft6/5ft7 and my housemate who is 5ft7 as well.) Other than that, just one more excuse to turn down nerds like me. |
mryrtmrnfoxxxy
07.05.13 | must suck being a peasant |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | It does.
(Says the upper-middle-class guy :p) |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | Get taller? |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Hahah how? Willy Wonka's Television Chocolate Machine? |
Bab
07.05.13 | Wow, that's bullshit.
I mean, yeah, I agree, look at Billie Joe Armstrong. He's like 5'6 and really tiny yet all the girls
flock to him. There are plenty of girls who date small guys. I'm only 5'7 though |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Yeah but he's a. a musician and b. rich. |
tommygun
07.05.13 | what a load of bollocks |
anarchistfish
07.05.13 | lol bs |
manosg
07.05.13 | It's more about how you carry yourself and believe it or not brains, humor and stuff like that really count. Nevertheless, it depends about the type of women we talk about. |
eternium
07.05.13 | I'm like 5'7" or so but that's rather average as determined by every crowd I've been in. |
Calc
07.05.13 | isn't the average height for a guy 5'9? |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | 5ft10 I saw somewhere, lol.
@manosg believe that rubbish as much as you want. I used to believe it, but no longer do. |
Keyblade
07.05.13 | just barely made the cut phew |
danielcardoso
07.05.13 | edit |
henryChinaski
07.05.13 | Haha. Do you have a link to the article? :] |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2344762/Women-short-shrift-chap-6ft-Two-thirds-women-consider-taller-men-sexier-smaller-rivals.html
I know it's a tabloid. But still.
(BTW that little tidbit is in the second sub-header, I believe.) |
ViperAces
07.05.13 | i think the avg is 175~180 cm
fuck your feet |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I'm 173cm and most people tell me I'm 'not short'/'not that short'. And back home I'm not, but in England yeah I am. |
ViperAces
07.05.13 | im 172 but im 16 so i might grow idk |
MuhNamesTyler
07.05.13 | 6'4 |
Chortles
07.05.13 | 5'11" here so yea fuq that |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Surprised to find that this big guy I know is only 5ft11, he looks like WWE's Big Show who is like 7ft! |
manosg
07.05.13 | @RtR
Of course you're entitled to your opinion man but I know that stuff like that do the job. Now if someones target group is bimbos, then naturally what matters is looks and money but I tell you that intangibles matter. |
Drummerboy123
07.05.13 | Im 6ft on the dot. Most women are shoulder length on me so anything from 5'8 onnwards and you'll be alright. |
ViperAces
07.05.13 | mano is like 40 yrs old id believe him |
demigod!
07.05.13 | glad to be tall |
Bab
07.05.13 | Lol why are you all posting your height
WE ALL CARE, DEEPLY |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Well I'm funny, interesting and intelligent. But I look like a dork and don't have a lot of money. I've been single 10 years, and even when I did have a girlfriend, I was lucky as all hell. So make of that what you will. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | @Bab: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/Faith_No_More-We_Care_A_Lot.jpg/220px-Faith_No_More-We_Care_A_Lot.jpg |
DrMaximus
07.05.13 | I'm 6'3, cool. |
Calc
07.05.13 | "Well I'm funny, interesting and intelligent."
says who? |
anarchistfish
07.05.13 | I'm 178cm, whatever that is in fake measurements |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.05.13 | I'm 5'11....my successful history with woman has all been a complete sham. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Says a few people who know me and, well, myself through comparisons to others. But yeah, the things I choose to like are not exactly popular. Maybe I should sell out. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I ought to ask those 71% if they take measuring tapes on their dates. |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | 82% of statistics are made up. |
manosg
07.05.13 | Well, it's good to know your strengths and weaknesses man but I'm sure that it's not entirely your looks and pockets that keep women away from you for 10 years. |
KSK1
07.05.13 | I'm 5'11" (although that's just about 6' anyway) and never had an issue either. It's really all about confidence and personality. I recently just took a girl out with poison ivy all over my face and she still wanted to go out with me again. Fuck you cosmo.
"itt the peak of autism: returntorock asks sputnik to verify a cosmo article for him"
fucking LOL |
Calc
07.05.13 | So you and your friends? No shit.....you gotta get the opinions of people who don't know you. Otherwise you may just be living in ignorance. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | My friends didn't know me before they were my friends. And yet they are now my friends, after having gotten to know me.
..am I making sense? |
NapalmCrusader
07.05.13 | I'm 172 cm which compared to the standards of a lot of sputnik users is short, lol. . Anyways in my hometown people isn't exactly very tall as in some parts of north america or europe and ussualy I date with a lot of girls which are smaller than me ( 1,52-1,67 cm)so I don't have any sort of complain with my height. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | ^Same here (I'm from Portugal where average male height is 175-180 and most women are about 165).
I just don't see where they got this stuff from at all, or how it makes sense. 71% of women must not be dating at all, or only dating sports guys or whatever. |
Guzzo10
07.05.13 | I'm 6'1 and my gf is 5'10 o_o. |
Calc
07.05.13 | are you trying to say your friends are friends with you because your charming, funny etc? cuz although that may be true not everyone is friends with someone for that reason. otherwise almost no one would have any friends |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.05.13 | you don't want to date the girls who only date guys good at sports anyways. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | No I'm trying to say I must be doing something right because I'm not entirely friendless (and some of my friends are girls as well). |
ti0n
07.05.13 | im exactly 6 ft. PHEW
what a shit article that must be |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.05.13 | 71% of them are superficial and have a penchant for deep-rooted daddy issues. |
InfamousGrouse
07.05.13 | bunch of dwarves itt |
RogueNine
07.05.13 | I'm 5'7", glad to know I'm in good company. |
Calc
07.05.13 | that's what I said. but all it truly means is you're not insufferable but i forgot what we were talking about so i'ma go play basketball. |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | Statistics are wrong because I've slept with 75% of all women and Im under 6'. |
Keyblade
07.05.13 | "Lol why are you all posting your height
WE ALL CARE, DEEPLY"
you just mad cuz you're 4 foot nothing |
InfamousGrouse
07.05.13 | of all women |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | "Hahah how? Willy Wonka's Television Chocolate Machine?"
Yes
or
They will break your legs and let them stitch together again over and over until you reach the height you desire.
You'll get more vagina but you won't be able to keep it because you'll be broke from the procedures and chicks don't dig the dollar menu. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | @InfamousGrouse It's still a representative fucking sample. That's how statistics work. |
InfamousGrouse
07.05.13 | what are you all riled-up about, my comment was directed at sitar's most recent one |
InfamousGrouse
07.05.13 | Jac we are the same height high five |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | Average male height in Indonesia is only 5'2" they must get like no poontang at all. I mean it must be
like a pussy drought over there. |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | Yes Grouse, of ALL women. Tell your Mother, sister and grandmother I said what up. But not your aunt. She's the one that got away... |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Hah sorry. *Smoothens prickles*
@omni apples and f-ing oranges. We're not talking about Asian women. |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.05.13 | Well I do know a girl that prefers people over 6 ft. Weird thing is I honestly have no idea how tall I am cos I don't measure myself. |
InfamousGrouse
07.05.13 | Sitar, trust me, that ain't necessarily anything to be proud of. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I knew a girl (dark-haired, olive-skinned, and 5ft nothing) who'd only date tall, blonde surfer-type dudes. She admitted to it.
Also what do Daddy issues have to do with height (or confidence?) I see that excuse used ALL THE TIME by men to justify why women only date assholes. Um, guys, could we maybe admit we're doing it wrong, and it's not their fault but ours? Just sayin'. |
evilford
07.05.13 | 6'5'', women be punching each other and shit over me, it's crazy dawg |
Shimana
07.05.13 | Average height in the world is about 5'7' for a man, in America it's closer to 5'9'. |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | "@omni apples and f-ing oranges. We're not talking about Asian women."
Twas a joke son... |
ViperAces
07.05.13 | holy shit ford, do you have custom made doors in your house/ |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | @Grouse, shit man I ain't shallow. They gots that inner beauty. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I know a guy who's 2m01 (whatever that is in ft and inches). |
BlueW
07.05.13 | 5'11"... fuck |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.05.13 | Is it weird I don't know my own height? I haven't measured myself in about 5 years and that was in my early teens so obviously grown since but haven't tracked it. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Don't you have your height in your ID? We do. |
TumsFestival
07.05.13 | fun fact: Billy Corgan is aprx. 6'4" |
evilford
07.05.13 | @ viper, lol...no but luckily the doorways were pretty high up to begin with
I have a few friends whose entire basement ceiling is shorter than I am...I'll knock my head on shit all the time if I don't pay attention |
NationalRadio
07.05.13 | I'm 6'4" and no girls talk to me. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Gandalf in Bilbo's house FTW |
evilford
07.05.13 | that's exactly how I feel sometimes!!!!! |
DrMaximus
07.05.13 | Being tall rules, agreed. |
evilford
07.05.13 | yeah
you can also reach many things that no one else can, which comes in handy in many situations |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I don't. I AM short. |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | "Well I'm funny, interesting and intelligent. But I look like a dork and don't have a lot of money. I've been single 10 years, and even when I did have a girlfriend, I was lucky as all hell. So make of that what you will."
Save up to get some nice clothes that compliment your body style. Rule of thumb, don't dress the way you want dress the way they would want you to dress.
and for fucks sake get some swagger... if you think you're lucky to get them they'll think you're lucky to get them. |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | People used to make fun of me for being so short when I was in the 8th grade, but I had nothing to complain about. I was eye-level with boobs ALL DAY. |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | I do wear nice clothes (well, to work anyway. Weekend comes, it's band shirts and geek shirts all the way!) |
ViperAces
07.05.13 | the dick is what matters anyway |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Also, my reasoning is, out of a field of X available guys, WHY pick me? I can never come up with a valid reason. I'm physically unremarkable, my life is boring and my interests are super-geeky. |
evilford
07.05.13 | you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you, etc etc etc [more affirming platitudes etc] |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | ^Which one do you mean, I have four xD |
ReturnToRock
07.05.13 | Chicks dig my Spongebob shirt though. |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.05.13 | Found a tape measure. I'm 5'10" |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | "Found a tape measure. I'm 5'10""
Admit it. Your height was only the second thing you measured. |
DrMaximus
07.05.13 | @ Return
Stop comparing yourself to others. Be confident. |
TrueBlood
07.05.13 | im 6' 1" so... |
JAV
07.05.13 | You can't be shorter than the woman in most cases, other than that they don't care too much |
Adabelle
07.05.13 | 5'11" crew 'sup. |
menawati
07.05.13 | Weird stat, always seemed to me that as long as their boyfriend is taller than them most girls are happy (but really short girls hate being with really short guys as people look on them as little midget kids circus act) |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.05.13 | "Also what do Daddy issues have to do with height (or confidence?) I see that excuse used ALL THE TIME by men to justify why women only date assholes. Um, guys, could we maybe admit we're doing it wrong, and it's not their fault but ours? Just sayin'."
I meant that towards girls who will only date a guy who plays sports. Since I've been here of there with a few, I've made my own stat. Every single one of them was a self-reverential and superficial slob.
|
UnnamedOcean
07.05.13 | How many women did this article poll? About ten girls around 6 ft? I haven't met a single female who would refuse to date
a guy on height alone. |
UnnamedOcean
07.05.13 | And if a girl says they won't date you because of your height, it's more than that. |
TrueBlood
07.05.13 | "5'11" crew 'sup."
i thought all nigz were at least 7' |
rockandmetaljunkie
07.05.13 | Unfortunately, all that matters is money |
widowslaugh123
07.05.13 | I'm 5'4-5'5 and I've been told many a time that " if i was taller I'd be totally into you" which I'm fine with. Its whatever. Just means you are slightly superficial and I'm not into that anyways. I was with one girl who was about 5'8 and we didn't have a problem with it. But yes the majority of girls want their man to be taller than them so I'm out of luck with about 75% of women haha. |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | "Um, guys, could we maybe admit we're doing it wrong, and it's not their fault but ours? Just sayin'.""
Fucking male apologist. |
TrueBlood
07.05.13 | what if you're over 6 feet horizontal wise? |
TrueBlood
07.05.13 | wtf use the internet you quack |
Chortles
07.05.13 | sup adabelle reppin dat almost 6' |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | @headphones: 183cm
@TrueBlood: lol, but technically he IS using the internet. |
TrueBlood
07.05.13 | my point, agreed |
SitarHero
07.05.13 | Randomly, one of my friends brought up the point today about how the average samurai was 5'3" and how that makes them somewhat less intimidating.
Average viking was 5'7" |
Cipieron
07.05.13 | It's great being tall. The less a girl has to bend over to suck your dick, the better |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.05.13 | "Admit it. Your height was only the second thing you measured."
Nope. Only measured my height. Not least cos if you're talking about what I think you're talking about
there are people in the room nearby so fuck that bullshit. Plus I don't care about that anyway if
anyone judges me for any part of me that I have no control over (so if I get rejected for, for
example, being overweight I can understand that cos that's my own fault) then I want nothing to do
with the superficial assholes. |
ViperAces
07.05.13 | you cant control your height too actuall eh |
RuanCSC
07.05.13 | How much is that in metres? |
GuanoBumbershoot
07.05.13 | stop slouching like you're Quasimodo or some shit and stand erect. |
RuanCSC
07.05.13 | 6 ft = 183 cm? Oh damn... |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.05.13 | I know I can't control my height and that was part of my point. Which is why I only just got around to measuring myself. |
omnipanzer
07.05.13 | Jesus people
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ft+to+cm+conversion |
treeqt.
07.05.13 | imagine being a manlet |
chemicalmarriage
07.05.13 | im a freak they call me sick
im 3 foot 9 with a 10 foot dick |
Adabelle
07.05.13 | ~ i thought all nigz were at least 7'
I am sorry you are mistaken.
~ sup adabelle reppin dat almost 6'
Yeahhhhhhboi
|
ViperAces
07.05.13 | i think he meant '7 amirite? |
StallionMang
07.05.13 | I think Beck is, like, 5'7". |
sonictheplumber
07.05.13 | wtf is this thread |
ZilbelPing
07.05.13 | 6ft yo sup
Slim too |
peaks40
07.05.13 | 6ft, can't get laid, hmmm |
ZilbelPing
07.05.13 | damn sucks for you |
pjquinones747
07.05.13 | 6'2 hell yeah |
ILJ
07.05.13 | yeah this is bullshit. as long as the guy is taller than the girl then he should be fine. |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.06.13 | I'm the tallest in my family (uncle on my mother's side and cousin on my father's side excepted, they're both freakishly tall but on my cousin's side it's probably from his dad who I have no blood relation to). But yeah if a girl who was about 5'6" or whatever said I was too short for her I'd just think (actually I'd say it to her face) "what the hell bitch I can pick you up and put you in a mailbox so stfu" |
lyzakthellama
07.06.13 | I'm 6'2, had the same girlfriend for 2 and a half years now so I'm pretty clueless to what other girls like/dislike now |
Kman418
07.06.13 | never gonna have to deal with this shit tybg |
Artuma
07.06.13 | 6ft haha, i hope this is not utter bullshit |
DrMaximus
07.06.13 | I dunno. It probably is bullshit, but I think if the list was titled, "71% of women prefer to date guys over 6ft," no one could argue against that. |
Artuma
07.06.13 | yeah, it would make much more sense |
bakkermaarten007
07.06.13 | Height isn't all that important, it's all about proportion. Ask Da Vinci. |
Storm In A Teacup
07.06.13 | I wouldn't date a girl taller than 5ft6 |
bakkermaarten007
07.06.13 | So many guys in this thread who dismiss their potential because of their issues with height...You all have better taste in music than the average man for startes, fill in the rest yourselves. |
Storm In A Teacup
07.06.13 | Lol |
MikeC26
07.06.13 | ^this.
My high-school girlfriend told me something that totally blew my mind about woman. She said that if I chick know's you like her she will take unconscious cognitive steps in convincing herself that she's right for you. Not sure if this applies to all chicks but damn guys |
bakkermaarten007
07.06.13 | So I just have to tell women I like them and they will force themselves to like me? lol |
DrMaximus
07.06.13 | I'm sure that chick doesn't speak for all women. |
JaySpiral
07.06.13 | Lol good thing I'm 6'2 |
Scoot
07.06.13 | 5'10 and pull like a boss
suck it |
Scoot
07.06.13 | abs make up for lack of height |
MikeC26
07.06.13 | I think the idea is that if you put yourself in her head she will gradually grow more fond of you (excuse the obvious sexual enuendo)... |
DatsNotDaMetulz
07.06.13 | It's OK I will just carry a guitar with me everywhere I go cos as we know (thanks to the French) chicks dig bros with guitars |
Storm In A Teacup
07.06.13 | Snapbacks and tattoos for the ratchets |
Uranium
07.07.13 | im 5'11 but girls still craved the D because of my bad reputation |
MeatSalad
07.07.13 | 6'2 master race |
Ignimbrite
07.07.13 | 6 flat |
MeatSalad
07.07.13 | HiiiiiIUIIIIIIII |
Snake.
08.04.16 | what is this shit |
JWT155
08.04.16 | that stat sounds like pure bullshit |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | idk I might be part of that 71%, but I come with an asterisk. |
JWT155
08.04.16 | I feel like 5'10 is like the magic number between short and tall. |
DoofusWainwright
08.04.16 | I have a single short friend knocking 40 and he might kill himself next week |
AnimalsAsSummit
08.04.16 | Fuck this shit I know a guy who's 2 ft literally gets pussy everyday |
DoofusWainwright
08.04.16 | In all seriousness he does say his whole life 90% of women don't take him seriously romantically and he's above average looking otherwise |
zakalwe
08.04.16 | I'm 6'1 but on the downside I have the genitalia of a shrew. |
danielcardoso
08.04.16 | 6'0 and a massive cock ahah. |
danielcardoso
08.04.16 | well not really but it's not dwarf like too lol. |
claygurnz
08.04.16 | 1st comment on this is the truest comment ever on sput |
Snake.
08.04.16 | "Fuck this shit I know a guy who's 2 ft literally gets pussy everyday"
that would be literally impossible smh |
Nazzadan
08.04.16 | "imagine being a manlet"
I'd rather be dead tbh. If I am ever obese or wake up a manlet, I am ending it |
JWT155
08.04.16 | 5' 10-11, average as hell but that means I can never really disappoint |
Nazzadan
08.04.16 | Hey man, the difference between 5'11 and 6'0 is an attitude. |
WatchItExplode
08.04.16 | nice necro
good old pedro had quite the thick skin |
Snake.
08.04.16 | i literally look like a grunt from halo 2 only 3 feet taller |
Conmaniac
08.04.16 | 5' 9" im kinda short ya. |
DoofusWainwright
08.04.16 | I have another buddy, and I never noticed this before it was pointed out to me, who wears shoes with a moderate platform thing going on.
This is as bad as wearing a wig to impress women, they always check dem shoes |
Asdfp277
08.04.16 | y'all get self esteems
:[ |
Jots
08.04.16 | excuse me fellas, did someone drop this itt- http://imgur.com/a/UF1cA |
DoofusWainwright
08.04.16 | I'm 6'4 which is generally good except I can really scare people when I walk in a room quickly or inadvertently surprise them. People also think you're angry when you're just being assertive a lot.
Also people kick off from your head at festivals when crowd surfing |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | 10 was good on one album and mediocre on 2 of them. |
L4titudes
08.04.16 | 5'5" here when flaccid |
danielcardoso
08.04.16 | Damn doof that's pretty tall, ever considered a basketball career? |
AlexKzillion
08.04.16 | Bigger then my iPhone flacid. |
claygurnz
08.04.16 | I'm 5'11 so not crazy tall but not short either. I wouldn't mind being a little bit taller say about 6'1, but i'm not that bothered. |
DoofusWainwright
08.04.16 | Bit late now Dan but I'd shoot hoops with my tape player blasting 'Aenima' when I was 17 |
Snake.
08.04.16 | alchemist have you considered just leaving the thread |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @Snake have you considered just leaving period? |
CalculatingInfinity
08.04.16 | Good thing I'm 6'3 then, but I ain't doing a good job in getting a woman in the first place so rip. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | I'm 5' 7" so I'm fucked. XD |
Snake.
08.04.16 | "have you considered just leaving period?"
oh no a user with the name of miketunneyiscool123 that listens to a band called metal church is throwing shade at me!!!! >.> |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | XDXD |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @Snake you must be a special little snowflake eh? |
Snake.
08.04.16 | also by posting your actual name you just made yrself more vulnerable to being doxxed so i would shut up if i were you |
danielcardoso
08.04.16 | Cool doof, what position did you play? I am 17 now, as you may or may not know, i play a lot but on the street, just for fun with mates. For some reason 'Smash' is an album i associate immensely to me playing basketball, spun that one to death last year, and still do from time to time, love it. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @Snake I feel very threatened. Can't you tell? Seriously, stop being an asshole to people. |
Snake.
08.04.16 | stop being a shitty user and i will |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | I am who I am whether or not you like it. |
Snake.
08.04.16 | k |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | more latent homosexuality in the sputter |
CalculatingInfinity
08.04.16 | But I have a feeling that this case of homosexuality won't be consensual tbh |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | lol It's only homo when there's two penises involved. Either that or polygamy. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @dannycard You're 17? There's a lot more people younger than me than I thought. |
TheSonomaDude
08.04.16 | 5'7 with a one inch penis |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @Dude That's a small ass condom to use. |
Nazzadan
08.04.16 | "more latent homosexuality in the sputter"
Yeah, "latent." |
Spec
08.04.16 | I'm 6'4 smd |
Sowing
08.04.16 | 71%
Like where did they get that number |
ArsMoriendi
08.04.16 | Average height for men is 5'10" sooo
I'm 5'6" lol
Also Snake, why bump this? |
Spec
08.04.16 | 100% of women won't date snake |
Mystletainn
08.04.16 | What this article is telling me is that any guy under 6ft should go trans or commit suicide |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | 5'6" ain't even a man, that's an over-sized child. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | 5' 7" ain't much better so I'll self-invite myself to the club. Shall I bring something with me? |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | Bring your lunchables and a bible so you can prey to baby Jesus for an extra six inches. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @ALA I'll bring enough dick cake for everyone. Shall I bring condoms because we'll be expecting women who go after guys our height? |
Jots
08.04.16 | no takers for this?- http://imgur.com/a/UF1cA
ok well i'll just leave it here. the size is about 7 1/8 |
JWT155
08.04.16 | Honestly, with most ladies it's not about size but effort |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | I mean you can tell yourself that... |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | Well....I think you and I both know what kind of "height" I mean. XDXD
@JWT That is true indeed. I should know. teeheeheehee |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | But at the end of the day her key numbers are still 6' and 7". |
Snake.
08.04.16 | ars this thread was a goldmine that just slipped by me, i had to bump this |
JWT155
08.04.16 | "I mean you can tell yourself that..."
I mean I'm completely average and have done pretty well for myself so I will. And effort is important for most of sex. God I could score the hottest broad but if she lays motionless like a fish that's unattractive as fuck, or giving the most boring bj known to man. I'll take a curvy girl with something to prove over a smoking hot chick with the most boring attitude any day. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @JWT I'm not ashamed or embarrassed of myself either. :) |
JWT155
08.04.16 | height isn't everything, believe it or not personality makes up for a lot more the older you get. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @JWT Words of wisdom my friend. |
JWT155
08.04.16 | I mean, physical attraction is almost always the key to unlocking the door of getting noticed by someone else, opening the door and walking through it is based almost completely on personality. |
Nazzadan
08.04.16 | "i'm only 16 so i pray i grow to at least 5'11 by 20 please god that's all i ask please please please oh ya"
Every night before bed, stretch your arms to the sky and yell, "Grow. GROW!" |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | [2] |
Snake.
08.04.16 | "i'm only 16 so i pray i grow to at least 5'11 by 20 please god that's all i ask please please please oh ya"
won't happen, typically your height crests at age 15 so you'll probably grow only an inch between now and age 20 |
Spacesh1p
08.04.16 | This is the worst meme ever. |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | I'm pretty sure guys grow through age 21. Some just take longer to hit that growth spurt somewhere between 14 and 18. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | I'm 22 and have shrunk about an inch in height since going to high school. I didn't luck out. |
CaimanJesus
08.04.16 | Colton Parayko was 5"8 when he was 16. He's now 6"5. Huge growth spurts can happen, but they aren't very common |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | IIRC I was only 5'10" as a freshman in high school and was 6'3" as a freshman in college. Grew another inch after that as well so at 16 you definitely don't have to be done. |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | I grew ten inches from age 14-18. It was...unpleasant. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | Not making any promises nor guarantees but it's certainly plausible. |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | Like, everybody else is done growing and here I am getting stretch marks on my hips like wtf body, stop. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | Dude I got stretch marks on my thighs too haha. |
Mystletainn
08.04.16 | Do y'all really want to get married anyway? Have disgusting termite babies and regret your life choices 10 years from now? You're overthinking shit, no wonder everyone is depressed.
Live fast, party hard, get aids, die happy. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @Mystle Marriage is something I've contemplated on and off (I'm sure many people have), but I'm unsure about kids tbh. My little bro's dad hasn't been in the picture since he was a baby so I've pretty much had to pick up the pieces as a father figure for him. I feel like I've done my job as a "father," but then again, I'm in no rush of anything. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.04.16 | "Live fast, party hard, get aids, die happy."
Wish I could live by this sentiment. I've got some small stretch marks on my hips from growth although most noticeable I have has been caused by sitting in the same position 6-14 hours a day playing video games in my teenage years. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | If you don't wish to father Alexis Bledel's children you are of questionable fitness for this world. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @ALA I love kids too bud. I am a Youth Minister Coach at my church so I have to like kids to an extent. haha I just meant in the position of being a parent or parent figure. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | Loving kids is a prerequisite of church membership.
*aaaand I'll see myself out. |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | omg alexis bledel in sin city 100/10 I want her eyes in that movie even if they're digitally enhanced xD |
Iamthe Nightstars
08.04.16 | I think face is more important than height. I'm 5' 7" and I've known guys shorter than me that were basically man whores. They were also pretty extroverted too though. |
CaimanJesus
08.04.16 | Everyone just has to realize that we will never be as much of a dreamboat as dalton dubois |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | @IamtheNightstars That would be womanizer bud. XD |
CalculatingInfinity
08.04.16 | Baby faces are the best :D |
Mystletainn
08.04.16 | "you are of questionable fitness for this world."
Definitely that's probably why I wanted to off myself for about 7 years of my life.
"Dalton duboi"
Would not go gay for that tbh |
SIIMBOLIC
08.04.16 | Omg the bdy shaming of my fellow men is wrng im triggered. Chicks do seem do dig my 191cm tho
My 191 Cm COCK b00m |
miketunneyiscool123
08.04.16 | SIIMBOLIC ACTS
SO VIVID
YET AT THE SAME TIME
WE'RE INVISIBLE |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | Add a decimal and I think that's close enough. Let's see, 19.1/2.54 = 7.5ish? A bit over. |
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
08.04.16 | Dude her eyes are like that irl --> http://i.imgur.com/Zi1xXvS.jpg |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | hhhhhhhhhhhhyespls
also
http://data.whicdn.com/images/50976998/large.jpg |
CalculatingInfinity
08.04.16 | "Thanks! yes homo?"
No homo sorry lad, but baby faces are best in general. |
JWT155
08.04.16 | Sucks getting carded but the ladies tend to agree |
JWT155
08.04.16 | this list is slowly turning into grinder |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | is that just for gay guys |
JWT155
08.04.16 | aww you innocent kiddies are adorable. |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | do I look like I use grinder >__> |
JWT155
08.04.16 | no idea what you look like |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | prof pic, fam |
Sinternet
08.04.16 | what the fuck is this thread |
Sevengill
08.04.16 | it's the reject thread
where'd you go wrong? |
Sinternet
08.04.16 | well, my first mistake was reading every single response |
sixdegrees
07.13.18 | this is concerning if true |
brainmelter
07.13.18 | 'this list is slowly turning into grinder' as does every thread where people start sharing personal attributes lol
this is false for the most part but I know a lot of girls that won't go after a guy that is shorter than them |
DoofDoof
07.13.18 | Correction - a lot of girls won’t go for a guy that’s shorter than them when they’re wearing heels
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you need to factor that in too |
Demon of the Fall
07.13.18 | even half an inch off 6ft? Do they get their tape measure out or something? Think I might get away with it.
I think it has more to do with the height of the lass, taller girls will have 'higher' standards (see what I did there). |
YakNips
07.13.18 | i’m 6 ft 1 owned |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | so a girl would rather date some ultra fat mess lad who is over 6ft compared to an athlete who is say 5 ft 10?
|
Nazzadan
07.13.18 | Yes. |
sixdegrees
07.13.18 | https://i.imgur.com/rqXrl5K.png
fact |
brainmelter
07.13.18 | doof.. you're so right. some girls won't put on 4-inch heals because they'll be taller than their mans |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | what about this though.........
I wouldnt date a girl who is taller than me |
Demon of the Fall
07.13.18 | 'so a girl would rather date some ultra fat mess lad who is over 6ft compared to an athlete who is say 5 ft 10?'
71% would, maybe. Assuming the figure actually comes from somewhere it'll be this dumb survey where they just ask a handful of lasses, not taking into consideration anything other than their 'yes/no' answer. A lot of the people saying no would change their minds very quickly if you showed them some pics. |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | Average height for a male in the UK is 5ft 9 I think anyway. |
unclereich
07.13.18 | Im 10 inches |
Valkoor952
07.13.18 | Tom Cruise is 170 cm y'all and women still wanna flock him left and right.
As for me, I'm like 194 cm. A lot of people compliment me on how tall I am, but I've never actually felt that tall i don't know why. |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | i hate my height because im between M and L sizes when buying bikes |
unclereich
07.13.18 | What is cm? |
Demon of the Fall
07.13.18 | centimetres
I think 6ft is roughly 180cm, maybe slightly over. |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | aye but I read 71% of gay men dont date guys under 6ft 1 |
JayEnder
07.13.18 | Someone has been browsing incel forums |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | yep. been on sputnik a lot recently |
Asdfp277
07.13.18 | incel inc. |
WatchItExplode
07.13.18 | hahaha Return to Rock took possibly more isht than anyone else in the history of Sput and just kept on truckin' |
Sowing
07.13.18 | lol I remember this guy! he did indeed take a ton of crap...he brought a lot of it on himself, too.
finally have him beat in the # of reviews though |
ArsMoriendi
07.13.18 | Why is this in "My Discussions" ?
Oh, I commented on this once in 2016... great. |
WatchItExplode
07.13.18 | 303 reviews and 291 ratings...lol this guy |