sneakers: Permabanned Users List

sneakers 08.08.23	Send me names and ill add.
Pikazilla 08.08.23	fabiuspictor
sonictheplumber 08.08.23	Iluvatar johnnysixguns iarescientists Bron-Yr-Aur adam thomas deviant
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	sonictheplumber
Pikazilla 08.08.23	fabiuspictor
PotsyTater 08.08.23	I think sach might be finally Un-permabanned, he brown nosed the shit out of sowing with his last alt and that alt lasted longer than any one before it
PotsyTater 08.08.23	He straight up had to gargle sowings nuts to do it which goes against everything he’s ever stood for but hey the man is now free to post
sonictheplumber 08.08.23	i mean its pretty standard to kiss some ass when you need unbanned. sometimes you got albums to rate, if park rates it before me it looks like i stole his shit
sonictheplumber 08.08.23	hell i got my mom to send deviant a cake in 2013. i wont tell you what i did to it though
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Oh yeah I don’t have that problem, I actively avoid listening to anything parks has ever heard
JayEnder 08.08.23	Aiwaz
Pikazilla 08.08.23	fabiuspictor202
cvlts 08.08.23	intothepit and literally every one of his alts within 24 hours
sonictheplumber 08.08.23	yall both dig techno soundscape drug music right
Butkuiss 08.08.23	Daveyboy
JoyfulPlatypus 08.08.23	It'd be cool if this list also gave a rundown of what everyone was banned for. Tbh I recognize a few of the names that have been given and had no idea they were even banned lol
sneakers 08.08.23	Yeah sure have at it
Pikazilla 08.08.23	fabiuspictor202 for being a dipshit and having shit opinions on music
sonictheplumber 08.08.23	free skele
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Skele of course, for being a stalker nonce
FirstStrikeIsDeadly 08.08.23	I, too, wanna know what they did. I know people used to think I was "Skele" lol
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	scoobyanal simply for expressing his cartoon dog fantasies
PotsyTater 08.08.23	“ I, too, wanna know what they did. I know people used to think I was "Skele" lol” Skele alt confirmed
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	[2]
Koris 08.08.23	Wasn't snox permabanned a few times?
JohnnyoftheWell 08.08.23	featur- banned. and fuck off skele
Pikazilla 08.08.23	snox was around last year for quite a bit
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Being permabanned a few times would be a bit oxymoronic
Koris 08.08.23	I meant under different accounts
Pikazilla 08.08.23	Divergent thinking for his contrarian opinions
Colton21 08.08.23	not permabanned
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	"I know people used to think I was "Skele" lol" if you're on the site less than a year and/or have less than 1k comments, skele alt confirmed
JoyfulPlatypus 08.08.23	"not permabanned" says Colton on his 21st account lmao
Sinternet 08.08.23	somebody ban this colton account it sucks lets hope 22 is better
PotsyTater 08.08.23	“ I meant under different accounts” Considering they can’t do IP band I’ve always considered a Sputnik permaban as a permanent ban on main account and a ban on sight to all alts forever
Spec 08.08.23	BallsDeep got banned for telling that one guy he was gonna fly across the country and kick his ass.
bellovddd 08.08.23	SPICY.
sneakers 08.08.23	need an entry for aiwaz sach and snox
Spec 08.08.23	Is Colton actually to blame for nuking the forums?
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	"Considering they can’t do IP band I’ve always considered a Sputnik permaban as a permanent ban on main account and a ban on sight to all alts forever" Didn't they used to ban by IP when the site was more functional?
sneakers 08.08.23	he admitted as much a while ago, so he's on the hook for it now even if he didn't do it. L bozo.
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	"Is Colton actually to blame for nuking the forums?" I highly, highly doubt it. More likely a bored script kiddie from Russia. I doubt colton could even barf up a "hello world"
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Sach got perma banned for trying to organize a mutiny to overthrow the Sputnik mod team which resulted in negotiations for a fucking sputnik constitution which eventually soured and led to sach having a several year long temper tantrum calling sowing names etc Jesus it was hard to type all that without laughing out loud
sneakers 08.08.23	LOL
PotsyTater 08.08.23	I don’t remember why snox got permabanned but it was probably because of his haircut
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Aiwaz is permabanned for suffering a life altering menty b that resulted in his most violent, racist, and homophobic impulses to rise to the surface
Invaderbryan 08.08.23	Free Kill
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	Aiwaz shouldn't have taken that Ambien
Spec 08.08.23	That sputstitution shit was annoying as hell and went way too far.
PotsyTater 08.08.23	It’s literally the cringiest thing to ever happen on the internet and single handedly undermined every ounce of street cred sach has ever pretended to have
Spec 08.08.23	He seemed alright up until that shit. Like bro just log off and go somewhere else or make your own website.
Storm In A Teacup 08.08.23	Horrible list of company. I imagine >50% are abusive in relationships.
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Yeah I actually quite liked sach in the early days
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	I pray Skele's only relationship is a professional one with a therapist Same to you, Colton.
Get Low 08.08.23	Doctuses - don't know why he ever got banned in the first place but i remember him harrassing the mods in the meds thread for awhile
JohnnyoftheWell 08.08.23	doctuses = fabius iirc
ReefaJones 08.08.23	My guess is that a majority of accounts created in the last 5 years are all alts from users who got banned in the past. I might or might not include myself
MetalMarcJK 08.08.23	Hawks - permenently banned for not actually being a hawk, let alone two or more of them.
el_newg 08.08.23	i didn't think snox got banned, i thought he just left the site eventually. what was that user that made a new account every day to make 5 lists of ALLCAPS nonsense titles. Pestiferous? if i recall it started with them spamming "list is shit ban me f****ty jom" everywhere.
sneakers 08.08.23	HAH
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Reef is guitareded_chuck confirmed
PotsyTater 08.08.23	@newg was that not torts
ReefaJones 08.08.23	lol but seriously who discovers sputnikmusic these days and thinks to themselves "I want to make an account there". Let's face it we're all old fucks here. Young people go to rateyourmusic. We're like the people who hang out on imdb instead of letterboxd
el_newg 08.08.23	thought it was before torts but i could be wrong. honestly im surprised these are still rattling round in my brain
FREETHEGUYS 08.08.23	I ain’t do nothin I just be chillin
Supercoolguy64 08.08.23	the idea that sputnikmusic’s wiki page got deleted but RYM’s is still up bums me out more than it really should
JayEnder 08.08.23	"Young people go to rateyourmusic" That would explain all the anime girl pfps and trans people
bellovddd 08.08.23	i'm old and only made an account start of this year. so fuck ey
decisions 08.08.23	this list is short. brb reporting every post in this thread
unclereich 08.08.23	we aren't counting users who asked for their accounts to be permabanned e.g. andcas?
Ryus 08.08.23	who is sneakers tho
Jots 08.08.23	Trebor. - for cosplaying too hard as Mike Kinsella
Jots 08.08.23	pixiesfanyo - literally where does one start with this guy
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	Lol there was a trebor sighting within the past few weeks iirc
Emim 08.08.23	Snox got banned?
RogueNine 08.08.23	I'm guessing no.
Ryus 08.08.23	oh this is fabius lol pika
chemicalmarriage 08.08.23	Skele probably needed a wellness check a while back
Emim 08.08.23	Oh the sputstitution lmao that was dumb. I think that was around when I came back to the site
Valzentia 08.08.23	Snide was permabanned by his request I think (although you cannot convince me that JeremiahBullfrog is not him)
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	I miss skele. What an absolute fucking car crash of a human
PotsyTater 08.08.23	Who had the better haircut between him and snox
Wildcardbitchesss 08.08.23	was wondering why I hadn’t seen Colton
PotsyGayer 08.08.23	Cock is free but not really ;)
sneakers 08.08.23	hah ^
sneakers 08.08.23	anyone else?
Spec 08.08.23	TannerWeed and his girl alt account I forget the name of.
Trebor. 08.08.23	I post like twice a week why do people think I'm dead
Spec 08.08.23	Robert I knew you’d come.
Emim 08.08.23	RIP Treb you were taken too young
Purpl3Spartan 08.08.23	frfr
Butkuiss 08.08.23	Hey Lou, can I get an APB put out on Trebor R Ewol? Uhh, better check Greek town.
Mort. 08.08.23	skele was back on the site this year openly, didnt think he was permabanned unless i missed something
anat 08.08.23	if I ever get banned from an internet forum and keep coming back with incremental usernames, please please please tie me to a raft and fuck me off into the sea
chemicalmarriage 08.08.23	Andcas album should be RKelly with all due respect
Spec 08.08.23	“Again, Trebor is still very much alive.”
Winesburgohio 08.08.23	Pixiesfanyo...what do you even say about the man? He's off his rocker to say the least and has been that way for some time. He hasn
PotsyTater 08.08.23	@mort jom gave him another chance on an alt after he pulled a sach and brown nosed the shit out of them. He ruined that chance and was banished back to the perma ban realm
PotsyTater 08.08.23	What happened with pixiesfan I don’t remember any of that drama
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	@anat fucking same. Jokes aside, it is really upsetting to see the behavior of people like skele and colton, they clearly have mental health issues and who knows if they're getting the help they need. hoping they are
s0nicx 08.08.23	Seeing all this alt talk has got me worried a salem witch trial is gonna begin soon. Jk, most of y'all seem cool.
pizzamachine 08.08.23	I’m cool confirmed
JohnnyoftheWell 08.08.23	burn everyone, but more seriously "That would explain all the anime girl pfps and trans people" what went through your head with this comment
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	pizza cold is breakfast gold
s0nicx 08.08.23	"I’m cool confirmed" So what kind of pizzamachine are you? New York Style? Chicago Style?
ReefaJones 08.08.23	Rym basically does everything better than this site other than not having threads under reviews so It's understandable that they took over. For such a massive user base they do fail on that community aspect though. The comment box sucks ass and you're basically just an anonymous cog in the wheel over there which is why i only use rym for discovery
RogueNine 08.08.23	The Puzzles episode will always be hilarious.
Hyperion1001 08.08.23	yeah every complaint I see about RYM is either about the community or the charts, which I always roll my eyes because it’s like, you’re using the site wrong. why would you ever care about a community who unironically thinks Kendrick Lamar made the best album of all time.
Thane 08.08.23	wasn't MichaelJordan the guy who spammed the entire site with gore and scat porn?
Koris 08.08.23	"pizza cold is breakfast gold" agreed
fogza 08.08.23	What did bron do?
pizzamachine 08.08.23	“So what kind of pizzamachine are you?” I’m not normal ;D https://on.soundcloud.com/bVVui34zjBWDiXWk6
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	why tf are you trying to full on revive crunkcore when you're missing a perfectly fine opportunity to rebrand it as pizzacore
Kompys2000 08.08.23	"why would you ever care about a community who unironically thinks Kendrick Lamar made the best album of all time" The absolute implication that Sputnik's taste is even one tiny bit better lol careful with that copium
Ryus 08.08.23	rym rulez sput droolz
BallsToTheWall 08.08.23	I miss Snox and Andcas. Those were the days.
Hyperion1001 08.08.23	“The absolute implication that Sputnik's taste is even one tiny bit better lol careful with that copium” i didn’t imply that though? the only taste I respect is mine.
Kompys2000 08.08.23	Bully for you
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	you tell em hype FIGHT THE MAN
pizzamachine 08.08.23	@Tim: that’s for the next album ;D
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	oooooo shttt
BallsToTheWall 08.08.23	If it wasn’t for Sputnik I probably could’ve become a Swiftie. Instead it’s Emma Ruth Rundle and Chelsea Wolfe. Shoot me in the face, I’ve been here too long.
DadKungFu 08.08.23	“The absolute implication that Sputnik's taste is even one tiny bit better lol careful with that copium” Hey I will not sit here and have Alanis Morissette’s ambient album AKA THE GREATEST ALBUM OF 2022 be disrespected like that.
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	I wonder how many college students 5’d tpab on rym because they thought it was a “culturally important” thing to do
Galbador 08.08.23	Tbh such is the culture of decadence
pizzamachine 08.08.23	“If it wasn’t for Sputnik I probably could’ve become a Swiftie” The power of Sputnik is great
Feather 08.08.23	"which resulted in negotiations for a fucking sputnik constitution which eventually soured" I totally forgot about the constitution hahahaha. What ever became of it? I also had no clue this was a result of sach trying to overthrow the mods
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	because of sput i am a swiftie :\|
Koris 08.08.23	“If it wasn’t for Sputnik I probably could’ve become a Swiftie” Then how do you explain Sowing?
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	Yeah but once we exorcised Dev from the site the constitution was no longer needed.
ToSmokMuzyki 08.08.23	what was in the constitution ffs
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	Dev had to face the guillotine and the re-uploading of KILLs P2 review, I believe.
nol 08.08.23	so colton I finally found out why you got banned, makes me sad but there's no way you aren't gonna get banned for fucking with the website and messing with users profiles..
nol 08.08.23	not like I used the forums, and I kinda like my permanent avatar, and to be completely frank some of the users who lost their avatars makes me laugh, but like you are done unfortunately
FREETHEGUYS 08.08.23	wait I’m just now realizing a user hacked the forums. lmao that’s kinda crazy
JayEnder 08.08.23	Such a tragedy honestly. I miss seeing new avis from the homies and all these blank comments are just sad. I picture all of you as your avis despite the Yearbook thread, so not having one throws me off every time
nol 08.08.23	I know colton well enough that there's not a doubt in my mind that he did in fact hack the website. colton's a smart cookie deep down
ReefaJones 08.08.23	Are you guys trolling? If he did hack the site how would they just now find out who did it? Doesn't make any sense.
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	Well they initiated a reverse-hacking protocol to the mainframe obvs
Ryus 08.08.23	he put a trojan horse in the server by using sha-256. scary stuff
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	Nah he Rick-rolld jom and boy was jom not happy
ReefaJones 08.08.23	Did they actually confirm that the forum got hacked? It's not just old spaghetti code run amok?
Ryus 08.08.23	someone wiped a bunch of comments n shit and exploited a vulnerability in the forums so they took it offline
ReefaJones 08.08.23	And let me guess: they are not even working on fixing it. Just leave the site permanently broken
Colton22 08.08.23	"I doubt colton could even barf up a "hello world"" actually just completed my first shift as a software engineer go off tho
Ryus 08.08.23	did u do hello world
SIMBOLIC 08.08.23	Well the forums were pretty much “that shadowy place” from lion king. Chads who wanted discussions made lists m/
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	@reefa Yep, and it’s things like this which are why we dont have a wiki page anymore because why would you take the site seriously
Sowing 08.08.23	Fun fact: the actual list of permanently banned users stands at 5,555 users. Of course, this includes bots and the like. When I need a good laugh I CTRL+F for my username on said list. Below are some samples: StalinSeason MussoliniSeason KimJongSeason AssadSeason BlowingSeason getoffmydicksowing TellSowingHeFaggin SowingsThirdClit waitSOWINGwait smdsowingitsxmas Most of those were from the same week iirc.
Colton22 08.08.23	i didn't do hello world but we played Smash for an hour and they gave me a rubber duck
Ryus 08.08.23	that is a fun fact
Colton22 08.08.23	wow guess you can't ban me anymore sowing or you ruin that nice number
Sowing 08.08.23	Either that or we start working on getting to 6,666.
SomeCallMeTim 08.08.23	Smdsowingitsxmas is kinda funny for a sec ngl
Sowing 08.08.23	The ban hammer doesn't take a break for holidays.
pizzamachine 08.08.23	And one of those banned is my original account. Pls have mercy
RogueNine 08.08.23	No Wiki but we're still on Metacritic?
VlacDrac 08.08.23	"hell i got my mom to send deviant a cake in 2013. i wont tell you what i did to it though" Fake
pizzamachine 08.08.23	Heck we’re on urbandictionary
Spec 08.08.23	post the whole list sowing pls bro
Butkuiss 08.08.23	“StalinSeason” I’m dying
Hyperion1001 08.08.23	I wanna see the ones directed at deviant lmao
sneakers 08.08.23	And jom
Sowing 08.08.23	JomCumsOnDeviant is a cult classic But I digress
Pikazilla 08.08.23	stalinseason lmfao
Sowing 08.08.23	All the DictatorSeason alts were from the same user who felt that me becoming a mod made me overly authoritarian.
Pikazilla 08.08.23	I thought it was sach
Sowing 08.08.23	---I thought it was sach--- Well if we're naming names...
bellovddd 08.08.23	damn this place has more drama then a DiMera family get together.
ReefaJones 08.08.23	"@reefa Yep, and it’s things like this which are why we dont have a wiki page anymore because why would you take the site seriously" To be fair the forum was kinda shit and useless. Nobody even used it but why in the hell would you make it so you require the forum to change your avatar that's a stupid way to implement that
Pikazilla 08.08.23	'To be fair the forum was kinda shit and useless.' Only after the forum went down, I was told that apparently there were some users who pretty much exclusively posted comments. WTF
Storm In A Teacup 08.08.23	It was seriously just aiwaz and calligyjack.
Dedes 08.08.23	Lmao I remember the sach drama. He was on a discord server with me and tried outing someone as a pedophile who very much, was not one. Idk if he's cleaned up but mate was a sad drug addled mess so I hope he's overcame that by now.
Ryus 08.09.23	sowing who is this ^
SomeCallMeTim 08.09.23	would genuinely like to request that everyone just completely ignore comments from those accounts as best y'all can and just let mods deal with them. Any time you acknowledge their posts is a reason for them to keep engaging
Koris 08.09.23	"He was on a discord server with me and tried outing someone as a pedophile who very much, was not one." Something similar happened in the Adrian Younge thread, because Sach and I were arguing with each other for two or three pages and then he started referencing my old Necrotica comments from all the way back in 2014. But if you look at that thread now, it's just me arguing with myself because Sach's comments are gone, lol And considering that comment war happened in 2021, it goes to show desparate he was to cling to past controversies on the site
Koris 08.09.23	And that's why I was always wary whenever he came back under a new account, because I was usually the first person he would harrass whenever he did. And it was over stupid shit that happened a decade ago. Like damn, just let bygones be bygones already
Colton22 08.09.23	i don't think anyone should make fun of you for anything except when you fucked a walrus in your bathtub or whatever
Koris 08.09.23	I'm fine with all of that - I still joke about the walrus thing all the time - but when it gets to the point that a user's being actively malicious to me every time they come back to the site, that's when I have a problem
Colton22 08.09.23	you never should have banned for the walrus fucking
MyNameIsPencil 08.09.23	"snox - his haircut" lmao
botb 08.09.23	Sach told me one time he was going assemble a militia of globetrotting junkies to find me and kill me when I made fun of him
sneakers 08.09.23	HA!
PotsyTater 08.09.23	Yeah he also threatened someone else to send his junky friends to rape their mom or something iirc And also after his failed sputnik mutiny came back and tried to convince everyone that he was starting a meth head revolution
PotsyTater 08.09.23	He was gonna violently overthrow the Australian government and raise the minimum wage 😤
bellovddd 08.09.23	sounds like a fun person
pizzamachine 08.09.23	Totes ma gotes
Spec 08.09.23	What exactly would a meth head revolution entail?
PotsyTater 08.09.23	Uhhh Darius the great and drifter are the same person are they not
Deathconscious 08.09.23	"Yeah he also threatened someone else to send his junky friends to rape their mom or something iirc" Lmao that was me. Unless he said it to other people too, idk.
JohnnyoftheWell 08.09.23	Based Deathconscious sighting, hyd
MyNameIsPencil 08.09.23	I understand the thought process of thinking one could overthrow the Australian government seeing as they couldn't even win a war against emu's
ramon. 08.09.23	snox was lovely irl, dude got a cool dog
MyNameIsPencil 08.09.23	and also drugs making one think anything is possible
ramon. 08.09.23	"Sach told me one time he was going assemble a militia of globetrotting junkies to find me and kill me when I made fun of him" he threatened to come to my state and kill me too for memeing about one of our pol parties lmao
Spec 08.09.23	Too bad he didn’t become leader of the site like he wanted. He would have been so good at it.
Koris 08.09.23	"snox was lovely irl, dude got a cool dog" Surprisingly, Snide was really decent irl too. Not nearly as annoying or obnoxious as he was on here
ramon. 08.09.23	don't doubt it, snide's facebook indicates a stronger social life than anyone on this site curious to know what happens in the synapses when some users type "sp" and smack enter into their url bar
sneakers 08.09.23	"Uhhh Darius the great and drifter are the same person are they not " i didnt thikn so but if it is ill take it down
PotsyTater 08.09.23	Honestly it makes way more sense if they are not the same person and I am jus trippin cuz like I always wondered how he had such a massive glow up. Darius sucked ass and drifter rules lmao. I actually have no idea why I thought they were the same person
PotsyTater 08.09.23	insert pikachu meme Sach’s face when he realizes that, despite all the death threats and near constant assurances that he was hard and did drugs, absolutely no one on the internet was ever afraid of him
SIMBOLIC 08.09.23	“ snox was lovely irl, dude got a cool dog” No he was a beta virgins who acts tough on the internet but can only brown nose in person cause that’s how he survives.
PotsyTater 08.09.23	Snox never acted tough on the internet he just acted like an insufferable twat
PotsyTater 08.09.23	Dude was fine so long as you kept him from expressing opinions about literally anything or talking about his hair
ramon. 08.09.23	"No he was a beta virgins who acts tough on the internet but can only brown nose in person cause that’s how he survives." tell me more doctor
sneakers 08.09.23	forums (rip) ruled fuck you, rip to ogs volumniusFlush, geddylee, guitarded, and lesser forum og sinternet, and least forum og aiwaiz
sneakers 08.09.23	vol used to write like 2k word essays on niche political topics for like years just for 1 person to comment on them, though sometimes they verged on sus topics like "why the jews are popular" etc
sneakers 08.09.23	Fair. But fuk u anyway!!!!
PotsyTater 08.09.23	Pretty sus list of shoutouts there
ShadowRemains 08.09.23	i thought this thread would be more of a blast from the past than it was, the for the meds thread on the forums back in the wild west days was gold
sneakers 08.09.23	Well give me more names then
sneakers 08.09.23	“ Pretty sus list of shoutouts there” Just let me have this,, i dont ask for much
Pikazilla 08.09.23	darius is a basement-dwelling virgin dweeb who thinks arma is cool and likely has facial skin problems drifter has great hip hop taste and is generally a very wholesome and chill dude
Deathconscious 08.10.23	"Based Deathconscious sighting, hyd" Not bad, still checking in on the ol' sput now and then.
pizzamachine 08.10.23	Just doing your monthly round
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.23	"Yeah he also threatened someone else to send his junky friends to rape their mom or something iirc" "Lmao that was me. Unless he said it to other people too, idk" Also me, but with two different type of immediate family members.
Storm In A Teacup 08.10.23	But not his friends. Said himself would.
sneakers 08.11.23	interesting