AudreyMyers: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

AudreyMyers 05.23.23	It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
zakalwe 05.23.23	Last Crusade is a 10/10 Crystal Skull 4/10
MO 05.23.23	"what are your expectations?" it's going to be awful lol
claygurnz 05.23.23	Will go see it but not expecting much
Sharenge 05.23.23	bruh's old
Rowhaus 05.23.23	I think it'll be better than crystal skull but not by much
MarsKid 05.23.23	Last Crusade 10/10 [2]
DocSportello 05.23.23	Harrison Morb
twlight 05.23.23	A modern lucasfilm release? It'll be trash
IsisScript80 05.23.23	"what are your expectations?" A waste of several hours of my time.
fogza 05.24.23	Crystal skull was realistically a 3/10
Squiggly 05.24.23	No way is Temple of Doom a 10/10 Pretty excited regardless
KevinKC 05.24.23	I'm not saying you shouldn't be curious or should never see this in one way or another but anybody who goes and sees this in theatre should be seriously ashamed. Whatever their excuse is. Not because the movie will be bad, but because inflincting this upon yourself when it's so clearly going to be pathetic shows the lack of will of an eight years old, the absolute incapacity to discipline yourself and just cope with a little frustration.
DadKungFu 05.24.23	Fleabag was such a great series, don't know why Phoebe Waller-Bridge keeps going for this soulless garbage when she can do so much more
IsisScript80 05.24.23	"Not because the movie will be bad, but because inflincting this upon yourself when it's so clearly going to be pathetic shows the lack of will of an eight years old, the absolute incapacity to discipline yourself and just cope with a little frustration." Not just that... going to a see this at the cinema adds to their revenue, and this endless brand-recognition IP franchise shit relies on it. Stop giving these Hollywood fools money... let their projects bomb at the box office, because the revenue is all they care about. Nothing about it comes from any desire to produce anything with artistic merit. Also... "bruh's old" And from what I know about it, bruh's mostly digital as well, so at best, it feels like some kind of crappy videogame spinoff.
MO 05.24.23	"Stop giving these Hollywood fools money... let their projects bomb at the box office, because the revenue is all they care about. Nothing about it comes from any desire to produce anything with with artistic merit." exactly. especially disney shit since they are traipsing around so many classic IPs like dead corpses, dancing like marionettes to drain as much revenue from them as possible. it's actually pretty awful what this piece of shit company has done to so many classic franchises. we are in the worst era ever of the over corporatization of art imo
rabidfish 05.24.23	Last Crusade is a 10/10 you heathen. I ain't watching the new one, looks evil as fuck. Disney on the souleating bussiness, the fuckers.
TalonsOfFire 05.24.23	Yeah no reason to give Disney a cent at this point given how Lucasfilm and Marvel have gone the past few years, along with the endless soulless live-action remakes. My ranking of the series is Raiders 10/10 ToD 8/10 TLC 8/10 KotCS 5/10 which despite all the stupid and baffling parts has some scenes that’re very solid. Still no reason for it or this new one to exist tho imo. TLC was the perfect was to go out.
fogza 05.24.23	TLC is the best Indy movie. Crystal Skull was utterly shit so I won't check out the new one, fool me once
Sharenge 05.24.23	...shame on... ?
XyphDryne 05.25.23	"What will you expect?" ...THE MESSAGE....
MarsKid 05.25.23	Hope this and Little Mermaid flop but I have little hope there
Dewinged 05.25.23	Last crusade is 11/10 wtf. I don't care friends. If there's a chance to see Ford wearing the costume one last time I'm gonna be there, popcorn in hand, and will surely be a good time.
AudreyMyers 07.02.23	Going to watch the movie in five. Let's see if grandpa Indiana still has it
DoofDoof 07.02.23	first half an hour was good. the rest? the first half an hour was good.
AudreyMyers 07.02.23	It was okay - 6/10
MoM 07.02.23	Indiana Jones and the Dial on the Washing Machine
PotsyTater 07.02.23	“ Fleabag was such a great series, don't know why Phoebe Waller-Bridge keeps going for this soulless garbage when she can do so much more” Money
Hyperion1001 07.02.23	2 and a half hours long! this shit has got to stop dude who has 3 fucking hours to waste on a goddamn movie
IsisScript80 07.02.23	^ It's now the frickin' default Hollywood movie run-time. 2.5-3 trash-filled hours is the standard time on Earth trade for usually something that could be over in about 70 minutes if they cut out anything superfluous.
DoofDoof 07.02.23	‘It’s now the frickin' default Hollywood movie run-time. 2.5-3 trash-filled hours is the standard time on Earth trade for usually something that could be over in about 70 minutes if they cut out anything superfluous.’ This film has two sets of identical car chases in different locations but both through narrow streets hitting the exact same notes. These sections are also effectively back to back - absolutely no need for both. Also the whole middle of the movie is ‘good guys get to the next goal but get caught up by the bad guys who kill incidental characters but never the three main amigos, they just capture them, try to talk them to death, and inevitably let them escape instead’ Also I’ve never heard the punch to the face sound effect used as much as in the first hour of this film.
PotsyTater 07.02.23	“ Stop giving these Hollywood fools money... let their projects bomb at the box office, because the revenue is all they care about. Nothing about it comes from any desire to produce anything with with artistic merit” [2] If you’re going to these movies and then complaining about them afterwards ur an idiot
Trebor. 07.02.23	let's shoot this piece of shit
DoofDoof 07.02.23	The truth with Indiana Jones is at least a third of Temple of Doom is close to insufferable. Yes nostalgia but not an amazing film from start to finish. These new films are a bit shit/silly - but so was that one. Willie Scott and Short Round I’d have no problem seeing flattened by a boulder in that film.
neekafat 07.02.23	Crystal Skull underrated
Titan 07.02.23	most of everyone's expectations are way too high.....enjoy Dr. Jones and the nostalgia that comes along with it, even if only for one night...
zakalwe 07.03.23	‘The truth with Indiana Jones is at least a third of Temple of Doom is close to insufferable.’ Blasphemy
DoofDoof 07.03.23	I watched it recently, some Jewel of the Nile ‘80s bs in there
bellovddd 07.03.23	they really need to stop. Crystal skull terrible and this one looks even worse. Sometimes you just gotta let things stay in the past and be remembered for what they were .
MoM 07.03.23	They could at least use AI Harrison Ford
bellovddd 07.03.23	at least they could make him give a fuck.
MoM 07.03.23	Too rich, too old, too Harrison I doubt he’s going to give a fuck about Indy at this point
bellovddd 07.03.23	i reckon he will be a glorified cameo in it whilst they try and pass it off to someone else. the dude is 80 now he ain't going to be whipping many people
MoM 07.03.23	Probably! Whipping at 80 sounds like a good way to throw a hip or slip a disc
markjamie 07.03.23	Someone who appreciates the awesomeness of Temple of Doom - yay! Your rankings and ratings are perfect. Don't have huge hopes for the new one though...
bellovddd 07.03.23	temple of doom terrified me as a kid. fantastic movie
fogza 07.03.23	"The truth with Indiana Jones is at least a third of Temple of Doom is close to insufferable." Some duff, questionable moments in temple of Doom but the escalating finale is relentlessly thrilling, like it does not let up.
Sharenge 07.03.23	shit
DoofDoof 07.03.23	The finale of Temple of Doom is good, that’s not the third of the movie I’m talking about
markjamie 07.03.23	It's pure cheese but of the best possible vintage. I'm sure it helped I was about 10 when I saw it and hadn't yet seen Raiders, but it was just so freaking amazing at the time and had numerous scenes I never forgot.
fogza 07.03.23	"this shit has got to stop dude who has 3 fucking hours to waste on a goddamn movie" i always wonder why people who don't like movies drop comments like this in movie discussions
fogza 07.03.23	yeah i just feel like the ending of TOD is so good it kinda erases some of the embarrassing shit that happens on the way
IsisScript80 07.03.23	"i always wonder why people who don't like movies drop comments like this in movie discussions" That was Hyperion's comment, but I interpreted it in the context of not necessarily disliking movies on the whole, but the modern trend of EVERY movie demanding this amount of time, with so little to justify it. It's a real phenomenon, and they most likely think that by default, "long = EPIC!!!"... Landmark Hollywood films like TLotR trilogy set the precedent, I reckon, but they had pacing, script and content. Others just see FX and run-time, and that alone qualifies it as an "event" film in their derpy, money-grabby minds.
fogza 07.03.23	true, i suppose i misinterpreted the comment, has a point. i don't have an issue with long blockbusters but at the moment they aren't justifying their runtimes at all
zakalwe 07.03.23	Ghostbusters, The Temple of Doom and Poltergeist were the guaranteed shit scarers growing up. The big league was Nightmare on Elm Street. 80s >
DrGonzo1937 07.03.23	“Stop giving these Hollywood fools money... let their projects bomb at the box office, because the revenue is all they care about. Nothing about it comes from any desire to produce anything with with artistic merit” [3] If you’re going to these movies and then complaining about them afterwards ur an idiot" [2]
Hyperion1001 07.03.23	“i always wonder why people who don't like movies drop comments like this in movie discussions” i have a degree in film studies friend
fogza 07.03.23	Yeah my bad, someone pointed out I had the wrong end of the stick