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SMOK'S DEC CHRISTMAS MUSIC CHALLENGE

SMOK WANTS TO GET INTO THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT! CHALLENGE SMOK NOW! ANY CHRISTMAS ALBUM, ANY GENRE!
1Trans-Siberian Orchestra
The Lost Christmas Eve

Dec 1 by Smok

the best album of the christmas trilogy, the amateur vox and only slightly rearranged classical and traditional songs take away a lot less than what is given this time around, highlights in faith noel, wizards in winter, and naturally christmas canon rock with lovely lady vox 3.5
2Brandy
Christmas With Brandy

Dec 2 by Buddha

note to all other rnb artists - just putting the word christmas into a song does not de facto make it christmas music. otherwise decent christmas bum, highlight in christmas everyday 2.5
3Mannheim Steamroller
Christmas

Dec 3 by PizzaBEAR

a short album of wonderful carol instrumentals, highlight in the closer stille nacht 3.5
4Vince Guaraldi Trio
A Charlie Brown Christmas

Dec 4 by FLUG

relaxing fireside jazzy renditions + original score with a random but adequate fur elise recording and THAT GODDAMN AWFUL LINUS AND LUCY THEME 3
5Yellowman
A Very, Very Yellow Christmas

Dec 5 by ffs

first half goes much ahrder than the second, a bit of reggae is great, a full christmas reggae album is a bit much, but jamaica jamaica we dont got now snow rulz 2.5
6The Vandals
Oi to the World

Dec 6 by Slothy

this is a punk christmas album alright, yikes lyrics, sillinesses, sugar plum cover and overture are pretty sweet 3
7Alan Jackson
Let It Be Christmas

Dec 7 by Mk

country lilted generic big box super store tracks found in every home hardware, white christmas is alright 2
8Sounds of the Dead Records
A Brutal Christmas - The Season In Chaos

Dec 8 by pizzaMACHINE

a trvly brvtal christmas indeed, various metal styles with highlights in angels we have heard and kekals god rest ye 3.5
9The Oh Hellos
The Oh Hellos' Family Christmas Album

Dec 9 by Thibs

folk renditions of these ubiquities + original begin and never cease somehow sound worse than the most generic performance 2
10V/Vm Test Records
Whine And Missingtoe

Dec 10 by Hypeeeeerrrrrrr

well that was annoying. thanks hype 1
11Old Man Gloom
Christmas

Dec 11 by Blazin

slices and splices of hardcore, drone, electrix, and general ambient. none of it was particularly interesting, and gave me no christmas spirit whatsoever until the very end where there are some twinkles 1.5
12The Flaming Lips
Imagene Peise: Atlas Eets Christmas

Dec 12 by Doc

chill jazzy lofi decently relaxed renditions its pretty good 3
13Scott Weiland
Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Dec 13 by Unclebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllssssssss

holy shit this is the most goddamn awful bit of christmas media i have ever witnessed 1
14Raskasta Joulua
Raskasta joulua IV

Dec 14 by Galby (this looks fking awwwweeessomeeee)

fun metallized christmas songs all in wonderful SUOMILAINEN highlights in joulun sanoma, joulumuisto edited, jouluyo edited, and kuului laulu 3.5
15Johann Sebastian Bach
Christmas Oratorio BWV 248

Dec 15 by Havey

full on oratorios are the least fun genre of classical, and more so when theyre in german. bach's christmas oratorio is no exception, though no 1 is pretty good 3
16Hollywood Undead
Christmas in Hollywood (Single)

Dec 16 by HAWKS

mistletoe fuck, thats hot 2.5
17The Beach Boys
The Beach Boys' Christmas Album

Dec 17 by Ars

little nick is ok but the btich bois shouldve been stopped 1.5
18Roger Whittaker
The Roger Whittaker Christmas Album

Dec 18 by Jash

about what you'd expect for a christmas folk/countryish album, but darcy the dragon is cute and christmas is here again has trv christmas spirit 2
19Millionaires
Rated Xmas

Dec 19 by pizzamenschine

creative and fun power pop track 2.5
20JD McPherson
Socks

Dec 20 by oh hi Marc

generically bluesy folkish faux happy bops to make you wish you were deaf. title track nearly sounds like he says i pee under the tree 1.5
21Andrew Peterson
Behold the Lamb of God

Dec 21 by JK

like most ccm has the usual pitfalls of lazy songwriting and never sounding like they believe what theyre saying, and not even a christmas album just general jesus motifs. also if you actually read your bible you'd know king "my father scourged you with whips; i will scourge you with scorpions" rehoboam should hardly be called "good old" 1.5
22J.J. Hrubovcak
Death Metal Christmas

Dec 22 by DungeonBoi

holy shit one of the best bits of christmas media i have ever heard—unrest rulz, earthern kings pretty good, best nutcracker performance ever, greensleeves not bad and azrael instead of israel ahahahahaha 3.5
23Kacey Musgraves
A Very Kacey Christmas

Dec 23 by the MAN

mostly shouldnothavedoneit generic artist recordings but the cover of feliz navidad has some original elements and her original songs arent too bad (julia michaels cowrote ribbons n bows and it shows) 2
24Bright Eyes
A Christmas Album

Dec 24 by the WOMAN

couldnt tell if they were being serious at first but yea this is a genuine effort to make the cringiest most generic christs album with a handful of lofi industrial bits here n there 1.5
25Various Artists
A Christmas Gift For You

Dec 25 by the MACHINE

amazingly produced in 1963 christmas bops still on every radio station today, and thus the only tolerable ones are darlene love's white christmas and who can resist baby please come home? 2
26Mariah Carey
Merry Christmas

Dec 26 by botb excellent boxing day rec

naturally ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUU as well as a justified if not as good as darlene love's baby please, but the other classics/originals are run of the mill 2.5
27Pokemon
Pokemon Christmas Bash

Dec 27 by pepperoni slicer

when you get voice actors to sing a horribly cringe album...i can just imagine them coming in to work that day and o the horror... meowth spittin facts tho, now indeed a fan of team rocket.

jeeeeeeeeebus track 9: DID YA GET MORE WOOD?

OOOOOOOO YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH

And my mom in her kerchief and Mr. Mime in my cap
(And I think Professor Oak was there too) - oak bangin ashs mom canon

And then in a twinkling, I heard on the rooftop
The prancing and pawing of each little Machop - uhhhh what?

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his cheek
And he smoked it and circled his head like a reef - when youre fking high and cant distinguish "cheek" from "teeth" and "reef" from "wreath" (actual spotify/internet lyrics) 2
28Type O Negative
October Rust

Dec 28 by depressy lionessy

red water christmas mourning - neat synth/keys atmosphere matches slogginess, nice touch of chimes, disturbing crying but pithily ironical church trumpet concert section 2.5

full album - first tolerable ton album. love you to death is almost good 2
29Kate Bush
50 Words for Snow

Dec 29 by Christmassy Lionessy

bjork with piano x adele with atrocious male vox on a couple tracks why do these things exist 1
30Star Wars
Christmas in the Stars

Dec 30 by pizzawinshine

WHAT CAN YOU GET A WOOKIE FOR CHRISTMAS WHEN HE ALREADY OWNS A COMB?!?!?!?! also for an advanced robot r2d2 is ignorant af 1.5
31Erlosung
Christmas Ist Krieg

Dec 31 by PIZZA MUNCHING BEAR HOG

by far the most beautiful, artistic, and trv christmas spirit represented on an album i have ever witnessed and i am not being ironic in the slightest 4
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