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SMOK'S NOV BUTT HAIR CHALLENGE

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BEST/WORST HAIR ROCK/METAL ALBUM YOU KNOW? CHALLENGE SMOK NOW!! I HAVE ALREADY DISCOGGED KISS AND ALICE COOPER
1Cinderella
Night Songs

Nov 1 by Smok

does a band more encapsulate the spirit of butt hair than cinderella? classic and trv 3.5
2Dokken
Back for the Attack

Nov 2 by sthgsthgfoxy

basic hair that has no punches to pull and overstays its welcome 2
3Azure Emote
Chronicles of an Aging Mammal

nov 3 by pizza :|

half bleh death prog half industrial electro bullshit, fuck this shit 1
4Tigertailz
Beserk

nov 4 by dewi

pure party rock highlights in sick sex n love bomb baby 3
5TNT
Tell No Tales

nov 5 by dewi

mostly softcore hair but everyones a star, northern lights, and title are wins 3
6Slaughter (USA)
Stick It to Ya

nov 6 by havey

for all their enthusiam this was quite boring 2
73 Inches of Blood
Advance and Vanquish

nov 7 by some poseur impersonating hawks

so instead of butt hair i get melodic powercore with king diamond highs. would be a lot better if they frugd off with the core 3
8Ratt
Out of the Cellar

nov 8 by twlight

a fun album but no trv bangers. also what a stupid name, what schmuck ever got a girl going by saying 'lets play some ratt'? 3
9Slammin' Gladys
Slammin' Gladys

nov 9 by markymark

that cover...jebus

the kind of album that makes you understand why ppl started shaving. another good energy album but still with lackluster songwriting thats good for a night out but not much else 2.5
10Nitro
O.F.R.

nov 10 by markamark

cant not be affected by this. high energy, some real metal riffs in there, king diamond vox rampaging like theyre going out of style 3.5
11W.A.S.P.
Live at the Lyceum, London

nov 11 by buttgie

great show. wasp are crazy, assless chaps, cock meat, and bloody boobies 3.5
12W.A.S.P.
W.A.S.P.

nov 12 buttgie

wasp rulz 3.5
13W.A.S.P.
The Last Command

nov 13 buttgie

not nearly as good as debut but wild child and blind in texas are win 3
14Frehley's Comet
Frehley's Comet

nov 14 buttgie

a lot of this is rly lame but more good than bad, highlights in somthing moved and calling to you 3
15Dangerous Toys
Dangerous Toys

nov 15 by anthrax

as the band name and imagery suggests, this was pretty lame 2
16Hanoi Rocks
Two Steps From The Move

nov 16 by anananax

yep got what i wanted, the worst butt hair bum of this challenge yet hanoi sucks rocks 1.5
17Night Ranger
Dawn Patrol

nov 17 by pineapple

first couple tracks are great but renders itself generic hair rock afterwards 2.5
18Grim Reaper
See You In Hell

nov 18 by manmachine

a fun 'eavy record with a highlight in title 3
19Skid Row (US)
Slave to the Grind

nov 19 by HAWHAWHAWHAWWWWWKKKKSSSSS

generic bar rock 2.5
20L.A. Guns
Cocked & Loaded

nov 20 buttergie

l.a. gunz are funz, highlight in magdalaine 3
21Whitesnake
Lovehunter

nov 21 bumgie

generic dad who couldnt handle sabbath rock, dat ass though 2
22Whitesnake
Whitesnake

nov 22 i will do both buttgie

first half of the american version is total ass but goes along a lot more smoothly from give me all your love onward to the ending european tracks 2.5
23Tesla
Mechanical Resonance

nov 23 by titsan

generodadrockcore 2
24W.A.S.P.
Inside the Electric Circus

nov 24 buttgie

solid party rockin album yet i pull no highlights sadge 3.5
25W.A.S.P.
The Crimson Idol

nov 25

the fuck happened to my waspy boys? why did they lose their sting? only the last 2 sappy tracks are decent. stupid fucking concept albums 2
26W.A.S.P.
The Headless Children

nov 26 butttigigiiee

another solid pure win wasp but no highlights 3.5
27Leatherwolf
Street Ready

nov 27 (A bit on the heavy metal side, but check the video for Hideway and look at that fucking hair) dewi

nah we got plenty o hair here, 18th century wig style that is real and trv i am jelly

great hair n energy but nothing is particularly landing 2.5
28Signal
Loud and Clear

nov 28 (Some hair metal bands actually tried to make good music past the 90s. Mark Free is now Marcie Free and still has one of the best voices in the business)
dewi

this started amazing but turned into total drog highlight still in arms of a stranger 2
29Killer Dwarfs
Big Deal

nov 29 (Was between this and Dirty Weapons, which has a couple of incredible tracks, but this is more on the butt side of things. Underrated Canadian band)

mild but fun party rock not bad for a spin 2.5

dewi
30Lynch Mob
Wicked Sensation

nov 30 (Dokken's very own George Lynch post-Dokken band, pretty good record) dewi

holy fucking balls boring as pure zzzzz generic rock 1.5
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