Purpl3Spartan: Website that insults your music tastes

Purpl3Spartan 02.02.22	It loved my music and said it had never seen better much wow
JesperL 02.02.22	lol yes i remember this one from a lil while ago, perf for musical masochists "Your spotify was manic-pixie-dream-girl-too-many-feelings-mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad." ..yep
JohnnyoftheWell 02.02.22	i mainly use spotify for music i know i likely won't download because it SUX and uh this is fun
Pikazilla 02.02.22	why go on a website when I can do it for you
JohnnyoftheWell 02.02.22	> Your spotify was hxcore-falsetto-escape-room-tay-tay-fangirl bad. > Thank your obsessions with The Weeknd, escape room, and Taylor Swift for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was... > manic-pixie-dream-girl bad > can-be-convinced-the-earth-is-flat bad > pinkerton-was-their-best-album bad > remember-when-williamsburg-was-cool bad > stop-getting-all-your-music-from-tiktok bad You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Taylor Swift Kanye West Poppy Arca Loathe looks like i've been using spotify right jfc lol
dedex 02.02.22	apparently im 20% basic - woohoo ig
JesperL 02.02.22	pika plz insult my taste
Purpl3Spartan 02.02.22	roast jesper daddy pika
Purpl3Spartan 02.02.22	I can't get my apple music to work so here's my less accurate spotify rip > Your spotify was still-listening-to-the-scientist-god-rock bad. > Thank your obsessions with Coldplay and christian rock for that. > Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire: You listen to these too much: Half Life by Invent Animate Return2Sender by Scarypoolparty Behind Those Eyes by The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza Corrupt by Tigran Hamasyan let down by dltzk You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Invent Animate Bilmuri Polaris Rome Hero Foxes ERRA You are 2% basic. Karmanjakah and Hearts Like Lions? Where do you even find this?. You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Indigo by Invent Animate and Bad Thoughts by Rome Hero Foxes.
Icebloom 02.02.22	This was fun. Thanks for sharing! > Your spotify was trendy-middle-part-craft-beer-snob-mason-jar-candle-from-target bad. > Thank your obsessions with The National, stomp and holler [what?], and Bon Iver for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was... > conscious-uncoupling-rock bad > too-many-feelings bad > masters-in-creative-writing bad > sitting-alone-in-the-cafeteria bad > napping-in-your-mancave bad You are 6% basic. Oh wow And Also The Trees and The For Carnation! Your taste is so obscure that's so cool I bet you're super interesting.. [Lol why do I still feel flattered, despite the obvious sarcastic tone] You're stuck in the 2000s. [Pretty accurate] You've gotta get over Jim Cain by Bill Callahan. [Nope, I won't.]
AsleepInTheBack 02.02.22	Lol yes that was a good chortle, ta. "Your Spotify was sad-knowledge-worker-too-many-feelings-masters-in-creative-writing bad" ... rip 9% basic
Purpl3Spartan 02.02.22	Wow that kinda seems to cut deep rip
Purpl3Spartan 02.02.22	Yeah of course I gotchu guys
Avagantamos 02.03.22	this makes me hopeful for the future. I hope to one day see Sach's consciousness replicated with AI and used to bot comments on sputnikmusic dot com
Storm In A Teacup 02.03.22	This is too personal for me lol also screw Spotify and screw iTunes. I’m convinced people who use Spotify are people not prepared to make a life long commitment to listening to music.
Emim 02.03.22	> Your spotify was pretentious-hip-hop-"cool"-church-parody-song bad. > Thank your obsessions with MF Doom, christian rock, and "Weird Al" Yankovic for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was... > ska bad > hxcore-falsetto bad > adult-skateboarder bad Never thought I'd be shamed for Weird Al and MF DOOM
Storm In A Teacup 02.03.22	Hxcore falsetto sounds like some real gangsta shit
Purpl3Spartan 02.03.22	You know me hitting those hxcore jams in the car with the homies.
Demon of the Fall 02.03.22	I definitely use Spotify a ton at work, virtually no refs to anything remotely heavy... well there is but man is it unbalanced... Anyway this was fun... > Your spotify was masters-in-creative-writing-succulent-growing-indie-pop-boomer bad. > Thank your obsessions with Sufjan Stevens, The National, and Pink Floyd for that. > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was... > remember-when-williamsburg-was-cool bad > love-your-npr-tote bad > Unfortunately that's not all I learned: You listen to these too much: How Do You Live by Amon Tobin Return by Emma Ruth Rundle Polyghost by Bonobo Ode To The Big Sea by The Cinematic Orchestra Motorcade by Shin Guard You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent: Lapalux Amon Tobin Flying Lotus Pavement Every Time I Die You are 1% basic. Andrea Parker and Shapeshifter? Where do you even find this?. You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
Demon of the Fall 02.03.22	ngl I'm low-key happy that I'm 1% basic though
Havey 02.03.22	You're stuck in the early 2010s. For you, music's been all downhill since Johann Sebastian Bach made The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 4 in C-Sharp Minor, BWV 849. so true...
DavidYowi 02.03.22	"> Your apple music was DMB-die-hard-mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad." You know what fair
Purpl3Spartan 02.03.22	I like how self aware everyone is about this