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Elmo
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1Sesame Street
The Sesame Street Book & Record


i stopped bench pressing. you could say that was a huge weight off my chest - elmo

did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke he won the no bell prize - normaloctagon

What is white and disturbs your breakfast? An Avalanche. -farmerobama

octagon: Me Against The World was an instant 5 tho fwiw and I'm an east coast guy
elmo: so 5pac then?

what kind of bug can hold up a building? a caterPILLAR 🐛 -el_newg

my dentist appointment is at two thirty -jesperl

""What is white and disturbs your breakfast?"

ArsMoriendi" -sinty boi

in a similar vein @Ars

Bro 1: hey bro
Bro 2: bro what’s up
Bro 1: bro could you pass me that informational pamphlet
Bro 2: Brochure -yoyomancuso

Ninja 1: Hey bud, could you throw me that little metal star?
Ninja 2: Shuriken -arsehole

Why do the French only eat one egg at a time?

Because one egg is an oeuf -josh d.

Frankenstein’s monster seems like he has a few screws loose -josh d.

Where does a king keep his armies?

In his sleevies. -emim
2Sesame Street
In Harmony: A Sesame Street Record


Why does everyone want to be friends with inuits? They're pretty chilled.

What musical style do penguins listen to? Ice-pop.

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the bartender goes 'oh no, not U2 again!'

What did the fox say to the hunting dog? 'Stop hounding me!'

What do you call two incompetent doctors? A pair of scrubs.

What kind of market only sells merchandise for the bass player for RHCP? A Flea market.

What do you call two robbers? A pair of (k)nickers.

What lies in a pram and wobbles? A Jelly Baby.

(Don't mess with the master, boys.)
3Sesame Street
The Sesame Street Book & Record


Told my dad I wanted to be a girl and he was totally supportive. I thanked him for being so transparent. -eggman
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