TheAntichrist
Elmo
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Soundoffs 643
Album Ratings 575
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Last Active 06-14-22 10:49 am
Joined 10-04-20

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06.10.23 fall out boy though06.05.23 goddamn pelicans
06.03.23 the avenged sevenfold list of all time08.04.22 how death metal was born
06.09.22 i put things up and put them down05.26.22 err'body wanna be a bodybuilda
05.05.22 best thrash ablums ever01.11.22 shadows fall ain't that gud
01.06.22 why is death metal so awesome?01.05.22 gorguts ranked
01.03.22 what is the most useless thing you own?01.01.22 fuck new year's resolutions
12.30.21 pancakes or waffles?12.27.21 meshuggah and polygon boi inspired me
08.26.21 are you based?08.25.21 green lives matter
08.23.21 you are a brain with a meat suit08.22.21 the divided states of embarassment
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what's your favorite source of adrenaline?
1The Cocaine Wolves
Second Scorching


coke: darius
2The Workout
Sounds Like a Blast


sick fuckin pump: elmo
3The Steroids
Mr. Average


ped's
4Trademark Da Skydiver
Flamingo Barnes


skydiving
5Rollercoaster Kills
Evil Debt


roller coasters
6Kayak
Kayak II


kayaking
7Art Of Fighting
Empty Nights


fucking beeshes up
8Morning Runner
Wilderness Is Paradise Now


running i guess
9Mountain Bike
Too Sorry For Any Sorrow


bike riding: elmo
10Drake
If You're Reading This It's Too Late


degrassi: drifter
11Black Coffee
Pieces of Me


coffee or pre-workout: elmo
12Heavy Metal Ninjas
Heavy Metal Ninjas


metalz: nightbringer, elmo, bloodshy, anyone who isn't retarded
13The Very Sexuals
Post-Apocalyptic Love


sexy time: bigblob
14News
LIVE


news: leddsledd
15Teabag
Teabag


pushing a little too bag on the teabag on the inside of my mug when extracting the bag, as to push the mug almost to the edge of my work surface, but stopping just short of it falling off: archelirion, normaloctagon,
16Circle Jerks
Oddities, Abnormalities and Curiosities


Posting here during a circle jerk saying an album sucks: bloc, elmo,
17Weed
Weed


reefer: darius,
18Field Mob
From tha Roota to tha Toota


plinking around at the range/empty field w my gats: darius
19Trance
Break Out


hard trance: protokute,
20Shoplifting
Shoplifting


shoplifting: eggaran
21The Climb
The Climb


rock climbing: 0xme
22Rancid Shit Wank
Poo Secrets


wanking: deez
23Drunkdriver
Drunkdriver


drunk driving: wildcardbitches, elmo,
24Suburban Ants
Avant​-​Garde Proletariat


not smelling ants: justjoe
25Holy Moses
Finished with the Dogs


ripping dogs apart: potsy
26Murder by Death
Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?


murdering dog murderers: arsehole
27Mosh-Pit Justice
Justice Is Served


moshpits: milliondead
28Riff Cannon
Demo


riffs: elmo, evilford, anyone who has an iq higher than a walnut,
29Sex in the City
Sex in the City Soundtrack


sex in public: milliondead
30The Skaters
Mountain of Signs


skateboarding really fucking gnarly: milliondead
31Wheels Within Wheels
The Shift


Wheelchair race downhill and cane duels: dewinged
32United Bible Studies
The Shore That Fears the Sea


bible study sessions (and more): morningrise767,
33Shiny Toy Guns
Girls Le Disko: The Remixes


shooting guns: unclereich
34Dirty Dishes
The Most Tarnished Birds


getting yelled at by my dad for not doing the dishes: el_newg
35Pop-A-Squat
Inhale The Stench


Deadlifting and squatting heavy weight: mo, elmo,
36Felony Case
Strangers Give More


committing Class B felonies: leddsledd
37Raised By The Internet
Motherboard


shitposting on the internet: mynameispencil
38Walmart Associate Choir
Eyes of a Child


stealing from walmart: loveisamixtape
39Class Picture
Class Picture EP


Sending dick pics to Jeffrey Littledickstein: fort23, basically everyone,
40Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine


flying into a rage over online comments: sixdegrees
41Dear Reader
Replace why with funny


reading: milliondead
42Dance Party. Dance! Dance!
OK?! ep


dancing: milliondead
43The Music
The Music


music: milliondead
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