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Bacon Josh
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Last Active 06-12-22 11:33 pm
Joined 06-20-20

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01.08.24 Random Album Generator06.01.23 A Show of Hands
05.10.22 I have Covid :(05.12.21 Finals Week/Thx for the recs!
02.14.21 Best long songs

Random Album Generator

I have a huge list of albums that I want to check. I have trouble choosing where to start. So recently I made a Random Album Generator in Java and input all my lists sorted by genre. I tell the generator what kind of albums to select and how many, and it selects a small number from my giant lists. I’m very proud of this, even though it only took about two weeks to create and fine-tune, and as such this list is mostly for my own sake. This will be where I post my results, week by week. Feel free to give recommendations.
1Electric Wizard
Dopethrone


(1/7)
I can't tell if this is totally incomprehensible or actually the perfect album to mold me into a metalhead. Pure sludge dripping in my ears and down my back. Drums like somebody's shaking maracas around my head. I love the guy's wavering voice like on "Funeralopolis". The long 3rd track is fine for walking around at night. But when it transitions into "Barbarian" it's just nasty. [4.5]
2Glenn Branca
The Ascension


(I’ve already heard this, 3 & 4, but they all needed time to grow on me. Most of these are here as well because they can only be found on YouTube.) This is the bomb. I've never actually paid close attention to the end of the album before now, and I was already leaning this way, but the last track warrants this a 5 I think. Just incredible. Track 2 hits a groove like I wish Swans would do more often. [5]
3NoMeansNo
Wrong


This is one which I've heard before, but most songs weren't clicking with me until now. Fantastic collection of punk songs with some surprises like the harmonies on I Am Wrong and Rags and Bones. Really great drumming as well. [4.5]
4Deathprod
Treetop Drive


Quite possibly the creepiest, spookiest album I've ever heard. But I've never known what to rate it. Which is why it's here. [4]
5BT
This Binary Universe


Beautiful. It's more consistent and not as gimmicky and attention-grabbing as other glitch albums such as Velocity:Design:Comfort, Hurtbreak Wonderland or even Program Music I. I will have to return to this as I can't remember any specific moments at the moment. [4.5 for now]
6Parquet Courts
Wide Awake


(1/21)
7The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead
8Led Zeppelin
Physical Graffiti
9Bill Evans
Sunday at the Village Vanguard
10Polyphia
New Levels New Devils
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