Bass that rattles my colon.
These are artists and albums that play bass solely to fuck my digestive tract. |
| 1 |  | Big Black
Atomizer
When the bass only parts kick in in Jordan or Kerosene... I imagine that's what burning taint sounds like. |
| 2 |  | Sleep
Sleep's Holy Mountain
Phantasmal spectre of Al Cisneros my butt collides. |
| 3 |  | Lightning Bolt
Earthly Delights
At around 4:30 into Transmissionary, I'm pretty sure Brian Gibson discovers a new element. |
| 4 |  | The Jesus Lizard
Liar
The Arse of Self-Defense. |
| 5 |  | Melt-Banana
Cell-Scape
As brilliant as Fetch is, I think they made the wrong call in not using a live bassist. Rika Hamamoto gets such a hnnnnng sound going right off the bat. |
| 6 |  | Rapeman
Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Monobrow and Up Beat are a two-pronged kick in my teeth. |
| 7 |  | mclusky
McLusky Do Dallas
What We've Learned is that I should be wearing diapers when making this list. |
| 8 |  | Godflesh
Streetcleaner
By golly mister, I can't wait to show off this fun and not at all sphincter-decimating bass tone off to my playmates and school friends! |
| 9 |  | Helmet
Meantime
You know that bass is cooked just right when it gives off that bllrrrrt sound. |
| 10 |  | Earth
Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Y'know, I just discovered that you can't spell bass without ass. Funny, huh? |
| 11 |  | Nailbomb
Point Blank
The middle of Cockroaches is the exact same sound I make on the shitter the morning after downing a case of cheap lager. I think Henry the Serial Killer might've been on to something. |
| 12 |  | Agnostic Front
Cause For Alarm
Oh he shot his load alright. |
| 13 |  | Coroner
Grin
Not only a super underappreciated album (by Coroner standards), also a super underappreciated bassist in Ron. Vocalist-bassists just get it, y'know? |
| 14 |  | D.R.I.
Thrash Zone
You Say I'm Scum? Well at least I don't tune my snare to basketballs. |
| 15 |  | Venom
Welcome to Hell
Cronos is the coolest dude ever, fight me. Just look at his bass playing genius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAIco_CTtwo |
| 16 |  | Fudge Tunnel
The Complicated Futility of Ignorance
The gold standard of fecal sounding bass everywhere. |
| 17 |  | Swans
Filth
Drench me in it. |
| 18 |  | Sodom
In the Sign of Evil
Sepulchral Voice rattles my last two remaining brain cells so hard. |
| 19 |  | Sick of It All
Just Look Around
Ass Pain Strikes Again. |
| 20 |  | Kyuss
Welcome to Sky Valley
Bass sounds so good that the guitars wanted to turn into it. |
| 21 |  | Yellow Machinegun
Spot Remover
Fuck Wonder Woman, this shit should be shown to every little girl out there to prove that if you try hard enough, you can expose Billy Milano for the little bitch he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbQAc0P2BI4
Seriously, Kaori Okumura is like the best bass-playing vocalist out there (which, by the way, is the best kind of vocalist). Her shrieks know just perfectly what her bass is doing to my butthole. |
| 22 |  | Shellac
At Action Park
Pull The Cup out of My Black Ass, why don't ya? |
| 23 |  | Butthole Surfers
Independent Worm Saloon
Tapeworms make humans enjoy music 16% more, science finds. Contact your local tapeworm vendor today! |
| 24 |  | Sepultura
Roots
I don't speak speak Portugese, but I'm pretty sure Ratamahatta is about diarrhea. |
| 25 |  | Stormtroopers of Death
Speak English or Die
Billy Milano may be a bitch, but he hangs with Dan Lilker a lot which makes him an okay dude. |
| 26 |  | Neurosis
Through Silver in Blood
This albums artwork looks like something ithe bass on it made me shit out. |
| 27 |  | Einsturzende Neubauten
Halber Mensch
Whatever the fuck they are doing for bass in that album, it defo tickles by colon. |
| 28 |  | Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle
My Ass Is On Fire is a god-tier song, but unfortunately the best bass on the album is on the track following it. Listening to The Girls Of Porn on a bus is what open-design headphones are made for. |
| 29 |  | Ministry
The Land of Rape and Honey
Al Jourgensen when he still prioritized butt stuff over cowboy hats. |
| 30 |  | Melvins
Houdini
Outhouses need some lovin' too, y'know. |
| 31 |  | KMFDM
Naïve
En Esch can totally rock a dress (no pun intended). |
| 32 |  | Brainbombs
Urge to Kill
Brainbombs is my hangover spirit animal. |
| 33 |  | Nine Inch Nails
Pretty Hate Machine
I know it's dated af, but it's be a Sin to leave it out. Get it? Get it!? |
| 34 |  | No Trend
Too Many Humans
Now this is proper shitting music. |
| 35 |  | Fu Manchu
No One Rides for Free
Not only is Snakebellies a GOAT song, it also has the grooviest bass ever to make it's way down my lower intestine. |
| 36 |  | Scratch Acid
Scratch Acid
Louder! I'm almost done! |
| 37 |  | Electric Wizard
Dopethrone
Nuclear warheads up me butt! |
| 38 |  | Judge
Bringin' It Down
It helps if you punctuate each bass note with the toms. |
| 39 |  | IDLES
Ultra Mono
I wish I had blue blood coarsing through my veins, then I could have some peasant clean up my bathroom after me. |
| 40 |  | Unsane
Unsane
This should really be on every list regardless of what they are. |
| 41 |  | Wasted Shirt
Fungus II
I never know if Ty Segall is a wanker or a cool dude. Stuff like this makes me lean towards the latter. |
| 42 |  | Youth of Today
Break Down The Walls
Every time they give the bass even a little room to breathe, I poop a little. |
| 43 |  | Doom
War Crimes (Inhuman Beings)
These fuckers got a Peel session and it was supreme. |
| 44 |  | Whitehouse
Bird Seed
This got me over the edge. I'm done. |
| 45 |  | Motorhead
Ace of Spades
You didn't think I'd actually leave this off the list, did you? |
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